In a brief post on the White House blog, President Obama on Wednesday confessed he had been unfaithful to the U.S. Constitution “in various ways, on many occasions” and would take a hiatus from his high-profile position in order to “spend time healing my relationship with the Founding Fathers.”
Obama’s announcement came just days after golf pro Tiger Woods made a similar statement. However, the White House denied any connection between the two hiatuses.
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1 boberinyetagain // Dec 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Or to "us, us, us"…as the case may be.
2 TaterSalad // Dec 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Breaking News! Just in:
The United States Constitution has just been found in a dumpster behind the White House:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=UZkvkLmkYVg
3 Hawkeye_R // Dec 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm
"…me, me, me." And now for a musical interlude…
(:D) Great analogy Scott!
4 mindknumbedkid // Dec 16, 2009 at 2:06 am
Perhaps we should file for divorce?
5 camojack // Dec 16, 2009 at 6:26 am
Obama’s announcement came just days after golf pro Tiger Woods made a similar statement. However, the White House denied any connection between the two hiatuses.
Wouldn't that last word be hiati?*
(Not to be confused with Haiti)
*J/k…
6 RAM1 // Dec 16, 2009 at 8:23 am
As long as the musical interlude isn't "Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, Barack Hussein O-BLAH-BLAH!
7 ScrappleFace // Dec 16, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Actually, I wrote 'hiati', but the editor, thinking I had erred, fixed it.
Scott Ott
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8 camojack // Dec 17, 2009 at 6:34 am
Heh. Perhaps you missed my footnote. (J/k = "just kidding") Most excellent wordsmith that you are, I've no doubt that you are all too well aware of just how inconsistent the English language can be. I'm pretty sure the plural for fetus isn't "feti", either…
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