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Local Man Inks Deal with Drug Maker to Lead Angry Mobs

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With the explosive growth of the ‘angry mob’ industry sparked by Democrat attempts to pass government-run health care legislation, a local man has just inked a deal with a major pharmaceutical company including a payday said to approach seven figures.

David Sassman, 67, of suburban Arlington, is “a man at the peak of his game” according to the July issue of ‘Disorderly Conservative’ magazine.
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  • 1 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 7, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Hilarious!

    For our last townhall frenzy, the magic marker budget alone would blow your mind.

  • 2 Lauren Edna // Aug 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    I think I read one of your articles last week thinking it was real. Then, this week, reading another article, I was like, wait a minute… Great alternative to the Onion :)

  • 3 ScrappleFace // Aug 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Welcome, Lauren, and thanks for the encouragement.

  • 4 Maggie // Aug 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Lauren,
    You can't do any better than to stick with Scott.He is a fabulous speaker, as well, with a velvet
    voice.

  • 5 Darthmeister // Aug 7, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    And as a member of the "angry mob", I'm starting a pitchfork franchise. Remember, dissent is the highest form of patriotism!

  • 6 Darthmeister // Aug 7, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Obama's new Capital Hill Card: Who's in your wallet?

    Capital Hill Card … don't leave home (if you still have one under the Democrat recession) without it!

  • 7 Darthmeister // Aug 7, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Obama's new Capital Hill Card: Who's in your wallet?

    Capital Hill Card … don't leave home (if you still have one under the Democrat recession) without it!

  • 8 Darthmeister // Aug 7, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Obama's new Capital Hill Card: Who's in your wallet?

    Capital Hill Card … don't leave home (if you still have one under the Democrat recession) without it!

  • 9 RAM1 // Aug 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    To the likes of Obama and Pelosi, citizens (of BOTH parties), showing up at Townhalls, fed up with these beaurocrats are "angry mobs", yet loony lefties shouting down Conservative speakers (the ACTUAL angry mobs), at College's are "patriotic Americans" simply dissenting and opposing "hate speech". They ALSO are trying to say these people are "paid operatives".

    Gee, do you mean like all those ACORN and black panthers HIRED by the DNC to help steal the last election and NOW keep Obama's dissenters in line?

    Welcome to O-blah-blah's (dictatorship) Amerika.

  • 10 da Bunny // Aug 7, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    The “War on Terror” is over. The “War on Conservatism” has begun. Conservatives are the new terrorists.

  • 11 Darthmeister // Aug 7, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    From The Examiner

    "Mr. President, the American people aren't an 'angry mob'. … They aren’t carrying swastikas, either, contrary to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s rant about the legions of worried citizens who have been standing up in multiple town halls and congressional forums to demand straight answers from their congressmen about what they are doing under the guise of ‘health-care reform.’ Pelosi’s attempt to smear honest citizens as Nazis is only the most reprehensible manifestation of a White House-directed propaganda campaign to discredit anyone who disagrees with President Obama’s health-care proposal.”

  • 12 gafisher // Aug 8, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Nancy and the angry left have been skirting Godwin's Law for a long time, certainly in the post-9/11 days when "BusHitler" became a fixture in the MoveOn/Kos/Moonbat vocabulary. Speaker Pelosi's latest travelogue from Fantasyland was just a continuation of that tired alternative the Democrats have developed to replace reasoned debate.

    Regarding "mobs," look at video of any of the recent Town Hall altercations and you'll see that the guys doing the beating up are on Obama's team; since when does the person who receives</> the beating qualify as the "mobster?"

  • 13 gafisher // Aug 8, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Nancy and the angry left have been skirting Godwin's Law for a long time, certainly in the post-9/11 days when "BusH itler" became a fixture in the MoveOn/Kos/Moonbat vocabulary. Speaker Pelosi's latest travelogue from Fantasyland was just a continuation of that tired alternative the Democrats have developed to replace reasoned debate.

    Regarding "mobs," look at video of any of the recent Town Hall altercations and you'll see that the guys doing the beating up are on Obama's team; since when does the person who receives; the beating qualify as the "mobster?"

  • 14 gafisher // Aug 8, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Nancy and the angry left have been skirting Godwin's Law for a long time, certainly since the post-9/11 days when "BusH itler" became a fixture in the MoveOn/Kos/Moonbat vocabulary. Speaker Pelosi's latest travelogue from Fantasyland was just a continuation of that tired alternative the Democrats have developed to replace reasoned debate.

    Regarding "mobs," look at video of any of the recent Town Hall altercations and you'll see that the guys doing the beating up are on Obama's team; since when does the person who receives; the beating qualify as the "mobster?"

  • 15 gafisher // Aug 8, 2009 at 12:06 am

    Nancy and the angry left have been skirting Godwin's Law for a long time, certainly since the post-9/11 days when "BusH itler" became a fixture in the MoveOn/Kos/Moonbat vocabulary. Speaker Pelosi's latest travelogue from Fantasyland was just a continuation of that tired alternative the Democrats have developed to replace reasoned debate.

    Regarding "mobs," look at video of any of the recent Town Hall altercations and you'll see that the guys doing the beating up are on Obama's team; since when does the person who _receives_ the beating qualify as the "mobster?"

  • 16 gafisher // Aug 8, 2009 at 12:13 am

    "France Fights Universal Care's High Cost" — http://tinyurl.com/wsj-France

    "When Laure Cuccarolo went into early labor on a recent Sunday night in a village in southern France, her only choice was to ask the local fire brigade to whisk her to a hospital 30 miles away. A closer one had been shuttered by cost cuts in France's universal health system.

    "Ms. Cuccarolo's little girl was born in a firetruck."

    Of course, WE won't have that problem …
    Private citizens aren't *allowed* to ride on firetrucks in the US.

  • 17 onlineanalyst // Aug 8, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Do not spread fishy rumors about Obamacare: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t...

  • 18 RAM1 // Aug 8, 2009 at 6:44 am

    AND, under "ObamaCare" the "peasants" won't be having anymore of those "babies" anyway. They will be aborted by the State before the little fetuses can fully develop!

  • 19 gafisher // Aug 8, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Or after:

    "The fetus, given the opportunity to develop properly before birth, and given the essential early socializing experiences and sufficient nourishing food during the crucial early years after birth, will ultimately develop into a human being.
    . . . Obama Science Czar John Holdren, "Human Ecology: Problems and Solutions"

  • 20 gafisher // Aug 8, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Or after:

    "The fetus, given the opportunity to develop properly before birth, and given the essential early socializing experiences and sufficient nourishing food during the crucial early years after birth, will ultimately develop into a human being."
    . . . Obama Science Czar John Holdren, "Human Ecology: Problems and Solutions"

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