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New South Korean Leader Demonstrates Independence

by Scott Ott · No Comments

(2002-12-20) — Roh Moo-hyun, who narrowly defeated Lee Hoi-chang, to win the South Korean presidency, promised never to “kow-tow” to the United States, and to continue his predecessor’s “sunshine policy” toward North Korea.
“Mr. Roh will have no time to kow-tow to Washington,” said a spokesman, “since he will be busy kow-towing to Pyongyang.”
The South Korean president-elect has already arranged to have his lunch money shipped to Kim Jong Il each day, in exchange for Mr. Kim’s promise not to nuke Seoul.”

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