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Scott Ott on Koolidge Show Announces Candidacy

by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 21 Comments

Scott Ott, editor in chief of ScrappleFace.com, inadvertently broke the news of his candidacy for a local school board post on Michael Koolidge’s Chicago-area radio show. If you’re interested Scott Ott’s (non-satirical) run for School Board, you can visit his campaign website VoteScottOtt.org, follow VoteScottOtt on Twitter, or become a Fan of the campaign on Facebook. Listen to the segment with the player below, or download it for your mp3 player [34MB].

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21 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 15, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Uh oh, someone’s school is in for it now.

  • 2 camojack // Feb 16, 2009 at 1:25 am

    Do they know you’re a bleeding heart…conservative? ;-)

  • 3 gafisher // Feb 16, 2009 at 7:52 am

    God be with you and your family, Scott. Your “Family Freedom” plank is sure to draw the attention of your opponents in Congress and the NEA. The whole “freedom” thing gives them the willies.

  • 4 Darthmeister // Feb 16, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Given the typical braindead lib that sits on school boards, I’d say you’re way over qualified, Scott.

    How Democracies Turn Into Tyrannies

    I guess under the present DimDonk power monopoloy we’ll soon find out … and we’ll certainly be the poorer in the process.

  • 5 Darthmeister // Feb 16, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Obama lied, Democracy died

  • 6 gafisher // Feb 16, 2009 at 8:42 am

    Obama’s looking into ordering a replacement for Marine One. Actually, the proposal is for a fleet of twenty eight Marine Ones; maybe it takes a month to fix those pesky doorframe dents, or perhaps he just wants a fresh helo for each day of the month (at least in non leap-year Februaries).

  • 7 everthink // Feb 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    gafisher,

    Look simpleton, I know it probably won’t make much difference, but maybe you should at least look at this before aping your Marine One obsession further.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/02/09/2009-02-09_repeating_bushs_mistakes_president_barac.html

    ET

  • 8 everthink // Feb 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Meister Cheesecutter,

    “Obama lied, Democracy died”.

    Must I remind you, as all good fascists always point out, The United States is not a Democracy! It is a Republic!

    Now, that’s your last warning! Read you “Daily Talking Points”, and don’t get out of “Goose Step” again!

    ET

  • 9 everthink // Feb 16, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Say ward,

    Do they let you stay up later on weekends? If so, did the nurse turn it to Saturday Night Live for you?

    They showed some kind of Repug meeting, and they were saying things I have often read here!

    The was a talkin’ about impeachment, and how y’all have the Democrats “just where you want ‘em” now.

    Don’t you just love it when your “plan begins to come together” like this?

    I think you folks are fun to watch, thanks again for your hospitality.

    ET

  • 10 everthink // Feb 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    That’s just what America needs!

    Ban and burn those liberal books, and return to the teaching of the “Flat Earth”.

    Aversion therapy for impure thoughts.

    ET

  • 11 gafisher // Feb 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Hey, sorry et! It must have been quite a shock to wake up this afternoon and find a new thread already in progress. :-)

    But thanks for that link, a great illustration for the saying “Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.” Obama will give us plenty more examples, it appears.

  • 12 gafisher // Feb 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Scott, I ran into a couple of between-jobs ACORN folks at the diner this morning and mentioned your campaign. Well, one thing led to another and I guess they sort of took things into their own hands, ’cause they just called to ask where you wanted them to deliver the petitions with 472,000 qualified signatures, and when they’d get paid.

  • 13 everthink // Feb 16, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    gafisher,

    “Obama will give us plenty more examples, it appears.”

    Does it matter to you that most will exist only in some form of “satire” that your average Repug will read, and then have published in his church bulletin?

    ET

  • 14 R.A.M. // Feb 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Good luck Scott. I would vote for you if I could.

    Hey maybe we should ask E.T. how to cast an “absentee vote” for somewhere you don’t live?

    I am sure he is as good at doing this as his immoral party members. ;-)

    Watch out ET, it seems with all the defending you are having to do of your boy, your head is going to explode anytime now. :lol:

    Have blackwuss/Ernest T. Bass send us the address of where they will have you “lying” in state, and I’ll be sure and send some daisies-pilgrim.

  • 15 Newsman // Feb 16, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    Gee, if all of you Republicans here are that oppossed to the stimulus bill, then there is a very simple solution…DON’T ACCEPT ANY OF THE BILL’s BENEFITS ! Save government funds by meaningful personal action.

  • 16 everthink // Feb 16, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    RAM,

    “Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever”.

    ET

  • 17 everthink // Feb 16, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    “Should the Iranian regime -do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that’s what I’d ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do.”

    -George W. Bush, Washington, DC, 07/02/2008

  • 18 gafisher // Feb 16, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Uh, newsflash, Newsman Re#15 — those “government funds” come from us.

  • 19 gafisher // Feb 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Re#13: “Does it matter to you that most [reports of Obama's failures] will exist only in some form of “satire” …

    Yes, it truly does. The Press was once a noble force in this country.

  • 20 R.A.M. // Feb 17, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    And just what would those “benefits” of O-Dumbo’s bill be?

    Newsman is now Miss Cleo. Predicting something that Won’t happen!

    How about ANY of you libs explaining how, borrowing more money is going to fix something that was caused by borrowing too much money?

    Here is the typical lib answer to EVERYTHING-”Throw some more money at it, our kids will pay for it!” Libs just ‘ain’t’ too smart, are they? :-)

    I bet when the “antiChrist” asks newsman and et, “Where do you want your mark”? Both will answer, “Can I get it on my hand AND my head? That way if either is cut off, I will still have one!”

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I laugh in your general direction-FOOLS!

    PS: et, you are so “clever” you are leaving words out again. Calm down and relax. You won’t have to defend OBOOBA much longer after the Supreme Court is FORCED to take up his being a non-citizen. There is now ‘Standing’ and when he “exits, stage left”, the Stimulus bill is GONE, all his Cabinet appointments will be GONE, in fact EVERYTHING he has done up to now will be GONE!

    The ONLY question is will Obama get tossed out on his big ears before “Senator” Burris, or vise versa? :lol:

  • 21 MajorDomo // Feb 18, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    ET, clever you ain’t; loudmouth boob you is.
    ecollapse plus 28 and things are still getting worse. 50 mentions of “crisis” in a speech, and they all appeared after Obummer “won”. Now we need another “stimulus” because the first one didn’t work. This definitey IS NOT a “change we need”!

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