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| Barack Obama, shown here effectively using the dispassionate detachment that has inspired so many to get behind him. |
Rarely has one man so captivated a nation with his readiness to prepare to serve.
That’s why the editorial board at ScrappleFace, on behalf of the vast editorial staff, today endorses Barack Obama for the office of junior senator from Illinois.
Although the prospect of an Obama presidency, from a satirical perspective, represents a hopeful future of full employment, the editors of ScrappleFace cannot let their own needs stand in the way of the needs of the Senate, or indeed, of the people of the world.
Barack Obama’s temperament makes him ideally suited to an institution that President George Washington reportedly once called ‘the cooling saucer’ of the Republic. Evidence of Mr. Obama’s suitability for this role is manifold…
According to friends (who he calls ‘Obam-associates’) , Barack Obama is so cool…
- The only reason he doesn’t smoke very often is that the flame on his cigarette keeps going out.
- Once, during a conference committee meeting, Rep. Barney Frank borrowed Sen. Obama’s pen, and immediately got his tongue stuck to its frosty surface. Even then, Sen. Obama was so cool, he just reached over and snapped the pen from Rep. Frank’s mouth, leaving the grateful Congressman with no lasting effect but a barely-noticeable speech impediment.
- At a recent concert and political rally, when Bruce Springsteen got ‘The Fever’, he skipped the Tylenol, because his friend Barack was there. When The Boss sang ‘I’m on Fire’, Sen. Obama extinguished him.
- When his wife Michelle, his former pastor Jeremiah Wright, or a guy in his neighborhood named Bill Ayers, occasionally let loose with fiery outbursts of anger, just being near Barack Obama allows them to ‘chill’ like a typical white grandmother, shivering because she just saw a black man.
- Despite his elite education in private schools and substantial wealth acquired through individual initiative, he calmly tells fellow African-Americans that their only hope lies in dependence upon union bosses and government social programs.
- When pondering the fate of an aborted infant, accidentally born alive, he can dispassionately discourse on whether the mother’s right to privacy, under the Roe v. Wade amendment to the Constitution, should continue until the baby’s first, or second, bounce on the delivery room floor.
All told, we find a man with a public personality that forgoes the messy ‘person’ part. He’s a man who connects with the emotions of a crowd, like a magnet attracts its polar opposite, because his heart is a lean and pure blood-pumping muscle, unhindered by emotion.
Barack Obama’s experience with, and oft-stated appreciation of, John McCain’s decades of service, will make him a leader among his senate colleagues in reaching out to President McCain to write new sentences in his own multi-paragraph history of ‘Great Acts of Bipartisanship’.
Sen. Obama’s sparse record of writing legislation means only two things…
1) as they say in baseball, “He’s due” (a significant bill could emerge from his pen any minute), and
2) he’s rested, ready to craft laws that will shape our future.
Sen. Obama’s legislative track record makes the so-called ‘do-nothing Congress’, by comparison, seem like a beehive of activity and accomplishment. With its historically-low approval ratings, Congress needs someone who will make it look good.
While critics contend that his entire Senate tenure has been little but a series of tactical maneuvers in a carefully-calculated strategy to become president, Obam-associates know that his aspiration to higher office makes him a better senator because he’s likely to avoid controversy as he cultivates his reputation, thus fostering a more civil atmosphere at the Capitol.
The Senate’s leisurely pace (he once called it ‘glacial’) also provides the ideal setting for writing — perhaps that eagerly-awaited third memoir, tentatively entitled “Brush with Greatness: Ordinary American’s Stories About Meeting Barack Obama.”
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1 J. Cougar Melancholy // Oct 18, 2008 at 11:01 am
First Demdonk!
Check this out!
http://www.theage.com.au/world/us-election-2008/mccain-goes-for-jugular-but-misses-20081016-52c9.html
A picture’s worth a thousand MWAHAHAHAHAs!
2 Maggie // Oct 18, 2008 at 11:03 am
He’s so “cool” that he has a polar bear for a pet.
3 Hawkeye // Oct 18, 2008 at 11:06 am
All in favor the endorsement… say “Aye!”
4 Hawkeye // Oct 18, 2008 at 11:09 am
Scott,
Although the prospect of an Obama presidency, from a satirical perspective, represents a hopeful future of full employment, the editors of ScrappleFace cannot let their own needs stand in the way…
I admire your humility and thoughtfulness.
5 coachbob // Oct 18, 2008 at 11:51 am
“All in favor the endorsement… say “Aye!” ”
How about “present?”
6 mig // Oct 18, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Experts agree that the vast majority of Americans will see their taxes get lowered under the Illinois senator’s proposal.
7 Maggie // Oct 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm
coachbob…re#5….
good one :>)
8 Fred Sinclair // Oct 18, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I am totally ‘ticked off’. I just learned that I am a member of a serious “minority group”.
From what I’ve read and heard, I am one of the tiny minority who in the upcoming election, will be allowed only one vote!!!
Why can’t I and the few others in this minority be allowed 10 - 12- 73 votes like some of the 12 year olds in the Liberal Party get???
This isn’t fair and I demand a ‘fair’ election!
Somethings rotten in Denmark (and in our Presidential election).
Where’s Ayers and A.C.O.R.N. when I need them???
Are there any laws with teeth in them - (like 20 years in the penitentiary) for voter fraud? No? I didn’t think so. My 73 votes should be just as valid as anyone elses 73 votes.
9 Fred Sinclair // Oct 18, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Go to snopes and read the letter and article written by Huntley Brown,
a black pianist regarding his reasons for not voting for Barack Obama.
Just click this link
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/huntleybrown.asp
Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
10 mindknumbed kid // Oct 18, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I wonder if anyone will bother to check out your link Fred…if they do and they still think they are a Christian and can vote for evil, they are closed minded and they take the name in vain.
11 camojack // Oct 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I’11 endorse him…for the unemployment line.
12 camojack // Oct 18, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Fred Sinclair // Oct 18, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Go to snopes and read the letter and article written by Huntley Brown, a black pianist regarding his reasons for not voting for Barack Obama.
Just click this link
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/huntleybrown.asp
Excellent editorial, Fred. 2 of my 3 co-workers that work in the same shop as I do on third shift at the Military-Industrial Complex are Black; one of them has been highly vocal, sometimes combative in his support for Obama…playing the race card, etc. OTOH, he (credibly) professes to be a Christian. I’ll be sure to pass that editorial along to him next week…
13 Fred Sinclair // Oct 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm
mkk #10 - I’ve made a change in my vocabulary. I have deleted the word ‘evil’ because it is used too frequently in a careless and generic manner to refer to any and all sorts of ‘bad things’. Car accident - lost limb or eye; “That’s an ‘evil’ thing that happened.” Line snaps and the big fish gets away - that was an ‘evil’ thing that happened. Get fired - “I’ve had a really ‘evil’ day”.
I’ve replaced ‘evil’ with what it’s true meaning is meant to be. I would write your sentence to read “….if they do and they still think they are a Christian and can vote for the absence of God,….”
The Democrat Party of today stands firmly on most all of the planks in their platform for the absence of God. B.O. and his cohorts are committed to eliminating God from every aspect of their lives and ours.
Is. 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
A vote for B.O. is a large billboard proclaiming “There is no God!” The bedrock of Socialism aka Communism, (as is true with all variants of Communism), is that the Government is your God and will tolerate no other gods before it.
Ayers goes to Venezuela to praise Hugo Chavez Buddies with ACORN thugs, he and his wife (once on the FBI’s top ten “Most Wanted” list, members of The Weatherman group, it in itself radical spinoff from the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) - hosts a ‘coming out’ party for B.O. And now B.O. refers to him (Ayers) as ‘just some guy who lives in my neighborhood’, hardly know the fellow’.
I have a great little book ” WHY CHRISTIANS DON’T VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS” by Richard Miller and I recommend that anyone thinking of voting for the absence of God, get a copy and read it before voting.
Psa. 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
14 Fred Sinclair // Oct 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Buckypaper
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20081018/D93T5GV81.html
15 MajorDomo // Oct 18, 2008 at 6:28 pm
“….his readiness to prepare to serve. ”
Great one, Scott! I guess having experience as a rabble-rouser is indeed like getting set to get ready to get started on apoliticking career. Hmmm, now that it comes to mind… What has happened to Je$$e Jack$on? Haven’t heard much at all from him since Braack Hussein got the Democrat nomination. Seems to me that if Obama’s “experience” qualifies him for the Presidency, then Je$$e would more than qualify! After all, Je$$e was offered the mayorship of DC… on a platter, no vote required. That ought to count for something.
16 MajorDomo // Oct 18, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Braack… seems my fingers had a mind of their own?
17 Fred Sinclair // Oct 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm
“Did Barack ‘Spread the wealth’ Obama blow the election with his remark to Joe the Plumber?”
“If the election comes down to a choice between someone who wants to spread the wealth and someone who wants people to grow the wealth, by cutting taxes; Nov. 4th is going to be a looong night.”
US News & World Report
18 Darthmeister // Oct 18, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Scott, I second that endorsement of Barack Messiah Obama … for the position of the Illinois littering commissioner.
Consider the fact while running the Chicago Annenberg Challenge the man demonstrated the incredible ability to make 160 million dollar bills disappear without a trace. Think about the revolution in roadside clean up that such a skill could bring to the rest of America. Now that’s the kind of “change” America could use rather than the loose change we’ll all have as Demoncrats draw us deeper into their financial quicksand.
Thanks Barney Frank. Thanks Maxine Waters. Thanks Nancy Pelosi. Thanks Harry Reid. You’ll always be in our thoughts. Just remember, we aren’t going away no matter how bad up people make it.
Remember, Democrats can’t always hold onto power forever, unless they want to double down and begin embracing a form of national socialism. Of course that will be the biggest mistake they will ever make because then the mask will finally be off.
With the Donks in control of Washington we’re almost guaranteed to see an Obama Depression.
19 J. Cougar Melancholy // Oct 18, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Fred,
“I have a great little book ” WHY CHRISTIANS DON’T VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS” by Richard Miller”
That is scary. Do you keep it on the back of the toilet next to “Uncle John’s Big Book of Bathroom Humor”?
Satan must be winning.
20 Darthmeister // Oct 18, 2008 at 8:48 pm
After communicating with a friend, is anyone else of the opinion that given the repressed rage that’s building in Barack Messiah Obama (there’s a lot of photos out there with him contorted in fits of rage) that he should deal with his “father issues” in a counseling room rather than in the White House?
mig, one way Democrats will seek to lower middle-American taxes is to so depress the economy like they’ve done the last two years that we’ll all be making less money (if we still have a job, that is). Wouldn’t even have to cut the taxes for us to pay less taxes! A brilliant plan I must say, though its execution is somewhat suspect.
21 Darthmeister // Oct 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm
J. Cougar, even if I were an atheist, I couldn’t vote for people who believed in murdering unborn babies for convenience sake and I damn well wouldn’t vote for people who empower government to levy ever higher levels of confiscatory taxes inorder to fund their cockamame social re-engineering projects.
22 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 18, 2008 at 8:54 pm
satan never wins nor can he.
23 Darthmeister // Oct 18, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Hmmm, looks like Obama’s transition plan has been leaked:
Advance Transition Plan
All Americans will be treated fairly well, their wealth will be spread around as our progressive government dictates for the greatest good.
We only plan modest adjustments to the Bill of Rights, primarily to shorten it to a reasonable length starting with the deletion of the Second Amendment, eliminating the anarchronistic 9th and 10th Amendments concerning states’ rights and altering the First Amendment to include provisions to punish what are deemed “hate crimes”. Criticizing
MessiahPresident Obama or any Congressional leaders will now be considered a “hate crime.”The majority of Americans will not encounter excessive restrictions to travel and communications, and any concerns they may have will be addressed by the Neighborhood Transition Cadres and individual Block Monitors. All contraband forbidden by the new Department of Pretty Flowers and Rainbows will immediately be confiscated and given to blighted urban neighborhoods for disposal in those homes designated as disposal sites.
Every American will be tagged with a subdermal GPS tracker for their own health and safety. Children will be processed at their local governmental educational establishment.
The new national motto will be changed to - Democrats: Change you can believe in.
24 mindknumbed kid // Oct 18, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Google pro life democrats. They do exist. Why they stay in the democratic party ??? I could vote for a good democrat, but I would have to be confident that they wouldn’t be manipulated by the mainstream dems. That is why I rarely vote for a democrat regardless of the office they are seeking, if they were really different than the party leadership I would expect them to at least become an independent.
25 mindknumbed kid // Oct 19, 2008 at 1:03 am
I called my dad tonight, hard to tell he had anything wrong with him. Thank you to everyone who prayed for him.
Pray for a dear elderly lady friend who has suffered with a broken back from osteoporosis, then in July she suffered what they thought was a life ending heart attack, then in Septemeber her daughter passed away very unexpectedly in her sleep, and now they are telling her that she has bladder cancer.
Ah, but one day we will pass from this troubled world into a life free from such suffering and trials. Praise God!
26 MargeinMI // Oct 19, 2008 at 8:25 am
Oblahblah gives me a chill-right up my spine! On the other hand, just think what Frosty could do for ‘global warming.’
Mornin’ all!
27 Fred Sinclair // Oct 19, 2008 at 9:15 am
I don’t know how to create links, so dogpile or google the title for more about this which is both fascinating and scary. This is only part of the first paragraph:
AN EXAMINATION OF OBAMA’S USE OF HIDDEN HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUES IN HIS SPEECHES
The evidence is here: This document contains over 60 pages of evidence
and analysis proving Barack Obama’s use of a little-known and highly deceptive
and manipulative form of “hack” hypnosis on millions of unaware Americans,
and reveals what only a few psychologists and hypnosis/NLP experts know.
28 Fred Sinclair // Oct 19, 2008 at 9:16 am
29 J. Cougar Melancholy // Oct 19, 2008 at 9:23 am
Aye, ’tis a beautiful “Lord’s Day” indeed here in Brooklyn. Yet, I’m slightly hungover from the sweet wine of Dem success fermented from thine sour grapes.
Anyhoozle, a sincere good morning. Here’s a vid you might enjoy. A friend of mine plays Saracudda (who was awesome last night on SNL!). She’s doing a series of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2af3Z-o5Hg
Lil’ Pink Houses in One Country, y’all
Cougarlicious
30 Darthmeister // Oct 19, 2008 at 10:16 am
J. Cougar, why is it you always remind me of a lemming blindly running off a cliff? You see the same man we do and you see a messiah who “will change the world.” Personally, I find that possibility chilling simply because I’ve always known what liberal socialists and closet Marxists mean by “changing the world” with their vision of a velvet gulag.
I guess we’ll find out what real hell on Earth will be like once Oblahblah starts “changing the world,” and we’ll have people like you to thank.
Mr. Huckabee noted that Mr. Wurzelbacher only asked a question when Mr. Obama happened to stop by his current neighborhood a week ago. Mr. Huckabee asked how Mr. Wurzelbacher felt about the scrutiny he’d received.
“It actually upsets me,” Mr. Wurzelbacher said. “I am a plumber, and just a plumber, and here Barack Obama or John McCain, I mean these guys are going to deal with some serious issues coming up shortly. The media’s worried about whether I paid my taxes, they’re worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America. They really don’t. I asked a question. When you can’t ask a question to your leaders anymore, that gets scary. That bothers me.”
Mr. Wurzelbacher confronted Mr. Obama over his tax proposals, asserting that the Democratic nominee’s plan would tax him more if Mr. Wurzelbacher bought a plumbing business.
In the course of their conversation, Mr. Obama said, “It’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody that is behind you, that they have a chance for success, too. I think that when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”
Mr. Wurzelbacher said some friends advised him to lie low and let everything blow over. But then he got calls of support from friends in the military who told him he asked a good question and didn’t back down.
Welcome to the world of liberal fascism and their politics of personal destruction, Joe. Even average Americans aren’t immune to the left’s insane hatefest so that’s why they are trying to tear you down for making their messiah look bad.
And I’ll say it again, even if Joe was a Republican plant (the truth is Oblablah was randomly going house-to-house and Joe happened to be in his driveway), a fake construct or even a bald-faced lying thief, the question he asked was legitimate and Obama still gave the answer he did. Whatever flaws we may find out about Joe the plumber says far more about the left’s willingness to destroy everyday people like you and me who aren’t running for office than it does about how we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God in our lives … including self-righteous liberal fingerpointers with political axes to grind.
Thank you liberals for giving the rest of us a taste of what life in your Amerika will be like under an Oblahblah Administration. Though it might be too late to change the dynamics of this presidential race, four years of your velvet gulag, Pelosi-Obama-Reid financial mayhem, and enforcement of your politically correct fascism will generate a backlash among a truly free people the such of which the world has rarely seen. So, enjoy your “utopia” under Obama while you can.
31 Darthmeister // Oct 19, 2008 at 10:20 am
Hmmm, Obama “raised” $150 million in September. You don’t think he’s trying to buy an election, do ya?
I wonder how much of those contributions came for George Soros, the Iranians and Mickey Mouse.
32 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 19, 2008 at 12:58 pm
My question has never been answered by the opponents who cal me a racist.
Q. If I don’t like OB1 the Obama, is it because I don’t like the black Obama or the white Obama (with a good tan). Is he white to the unions and black to the poor and downtrodden?
A. You are just a plain old racist for even asking the question.
33 gafisher // Oct 19, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Re #30: “Welcome to the world of liberal fascism …”
There’s a fascinating piece in American Thinker which presents a crystal clear case study in liberal bias. The evidence offered is incontestable, and the conclusions define what amounts to a Rorschach test for an individual’s (even one’s own) underlying political leanings.
34 Fred Sinclair // Oct 19, 2008 at 1:16 pm
If you don’t listen to anything else today, listen to this one. It is so so funny. This will definitely make you laugh! Turn up your sound and click on the website below. The accident occurred in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area. This is a phone call from a man who witnesses the accident involving four elderly women. It was left on the answering machine. It was so popular when they played it on CHUM- FM, and they put it on their website. The guy’s laugh is contagious. Just close your eyes and picture what he sees.
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
I’ve listened to it 3 times….still laughing……..Fred
35 Fred Sinclair // Oct 19, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Released: October 19, 2008
Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby Poll: Obama 47.8%, McCain 45.1%
McCain slowly gains on Obama
UTICA, New York - Republican John McCain continued a slow advance on Democrat Barack Obama in the race for President, moving back within three percentage points as the race begins to head down the stretch run, the latest Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby daily tracking poll shows.
McCain now trails Obama by 2.7 points, down from the 3.9 point deficit he faced 24 hours earlier.
According to Rush, he has several times stated that if at the start of election day Barack Obama is leading by less than 10 points he will not win.
On the other hand Nancy Pelosi has stated that an Obama win is 100% certain. With her obsession for lying,I think I’ll go with Rush on this, rather than Nancy.
Mostly because I don’t think there is a 100% chance of anything, excepting the 100% chance of not going to Heaven without having been born again.
John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
36 Darthmeister // Oct 19, 2008 at 2:08 pm
The folks at Powerline analyzed the liberal fascist scream to Bring Me The Head of Joe The Plumber.
Last week Michelle Malkin noted how the media followed the cue of Obama and Biden in tearing down Joe the Plumber. Today John Kass and Ruben Navarette also observe the savaging of Joe the Plumber. Kass deserves extra credit for identifying his own paper as part of the lynch mob.
The “Politico” faults the McCain campaign for not having “vetted” Joe the Plumber — before quoting Obama’s answer to him? But is anybody vetting the Politico?
Hans Christian Andersen seems to have missed the heart of the story in “The Emperor’s New Clothes.” Andersen reported that as the emperor strutted before the multitude in his nakedness, the boy cried out: “But he has nothing on!” Andersen somehow omitted to note that the boy was a naughty thumbsucker.
It is precisely this kind of illiberal politics of personal destruction that liberals so gloriously engage in that sickens me. What hypocrites, they’ve hate President Bush for neigh on seven years now and whenever we defend him from their more vicious lies with facts or humor by turning the mirror back on them, they call us the “haters”! What freakin’ hubris.
Once again, this is the kind of insane hate and politics of personal destruction we can look forward to if we ever point out Obama’s lack of candor, truthfulness or dealing from less than a full deck on issues important to this country. It’s going to get real ugly with libtards running the country like a bunch of drunken sailors if Obambi is able to slime or buy his way into the White House.
37 Darthmeister // Oct 19, 2008 at 2:19 pm
BTW, has anyone heard either Biden or Obambi calling off their junkyard dogs with respect to Joe the Plumber? I sure haven’t. It’s just one more proof that these two party hacks are ultimately behind the smear campaign against regular Americans that they claim to not be stooping to.
It’s just like when Obummer and Biden said “families are off limits” when their left-wing stormtroopers began savaging Governor Sarah Palin’s family. It was pretty clear, however, that by not saying Mrs. Palin deserves a little more respect than to be subjected to an endless series of lies and political hatemongering, that she was to be further subjective to the indignities of the Obama-sanctioned lie campaign.
I believe one blogger debunked something like 74 separate lies that the Obama campaign told about Governor Palin in a space of just three weeks! That has to be some kind of record, don’t you think?
38 mig // Oct 19, 2008 at 4:01 pm
God, who endows us with life, liberty, property, and the right to pursue happiness, also exhorts individuals to care for the needy, the sick, the homeless, the aged, and those who are otherwise unable to care for themselves.
America’s welfare crisis is a government-induced crisis. Government social and cultural policies have undermined the work ethic, even as the government’s economic and regulatory policies have undermined the ability of our citizens to obtain work.
Charity, and provision of welfare to those in need, is not a Constitutional responsibility of the federal government. Under no circumstances should the taxpayers of the United States be obligated, under penalty of law through forced taxation, to assume the cost of providing welfare for other citizens. Neither should taxpayers be indentured to subsidize welfare for persons who enter the United States illegally.
The message of Christian charity is fundamentally at odds with the concept of welfare maintenance as a right. In many cases, welfare provisions by the Federal government are not only misdirected, but morally destructive. It is the intended purpose of civil government to safeguard life, liberty and property - not to redistribute wealth. Such redistribution is contrary to the Biblical command against theft.
The Constitution Party
39 J. Cougar Melancholy // Oct 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Darth,
Please, like it can get any worse! A few weeks ago, the Newsweek cover story was “What Bush Got Right”. It was a very quick read. Then came the Rolling Stone cover story, “How Bush Destroyed the Republican Party” - a very brilliant and poignant read. It seems Dumbya’s run out of things to screw up, yet seems to be grasping for something to preserve his legacy. After you put him in office for two terms and defended him to the end, I ask you and everyone here in Scrappleville this. Are you grateful? Are you? A very simple yes or no question.
YES WE CAN AND INDEED HE WILL!
40 mindknumbed kid // Oct 19, 2008 at 5:19 pm
At this stage of the game Obama could literally morph into Satan and the hatebush crowd would not be swayed in the least. They do not care what he is or who he is, they are going to vote for him. And they have that right, but why do some keep coming around here trying to sell the Lie as being Christian? Can’t be, not according to the Word.
41 Fred Sinclair // Oct 19, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Just got this in from the folks over at noleftturnz blog. It’s a grand piece on whether America will act before or after Nov. 4th?
The great experiment in Russia lasted over 70 years before the yoke of slavery was eased. And some of their morons are trying their best to re-impose Socialism on the Russian people.
Cuba’s had Socialism since 1959 - almost 50 years of the ‘perfect’ society. One Cuban refugee wrote, “In reading about the slavery in America in the 1800’s, we Cubans could only wish we had it so good.”
dogpile no left turnz - before or after
A short excerpt: “Even more unsavory are the “single issue voters” who are going to vote against the beliefs that they supposedly hold near. Who are they? They are the ones sporting the “Catholics for Obama” bumper stickers. Makes as much sense as a “Jews for the Third Reich” lapel button or yard sign.
This is all about “action” but this is also about anger. Anger creates liberal votes and conservative apathy. If the left assumes the Presidency, are you prepared for the “action” that will be coming your way? “Action” that will be partially attributable to your apathy? Already in place is a Democratic House, a Democratic Senate and with that, a Democratic President. The “action” that you take would be best taken BEFORE November 5th,because AFTER, it will be too late..”
42 onlineanalyst // Oct 19, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Colin Powell endorsed Obama on MTP this morning. (Surprise, surprise.)
Powell can add his name to a number of other luminaries.
43 Maggie // Oct 19, 2008 at 6:02 pm
OLA……re#40,
Absolutely amazing.Thanks for the link,
44 Fred Sinclair // Oct 19, 2008 at 6:40 pm
mkk #39 - “Can’t be, not according to the Word.”
What you, I and most other Christians fail to realize or accept is that the Word (Bible) is meaningless to so many people. You might as well quote the Dictionary or the phone book.
They have believed a lie, caught up in speeches designed to lure into their web, those who are not among the called: Rom. 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
“…..who are the called according to his purpose.” Therefore they are those that God has given up. Rom. 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
So some liberal Socialist preaches his promise of hope and they that are without hope are drawn to him, to follow him like lemmings, unaware that at the last moment he will turn aside, leaving them to go over the edge of the cliff into bondage.
Job 8:13 So are the paths of all that forget God; and the hypocrite’s hope shall perish:
Job 8:14 Whose hope shall be cut off, and whose trust shall be a spider’s web.
Job 19:10 He hath destroyed me on every side, and I am gone: and mine hope hath he removed like a tree.
Job 27:8 For what is the hope of the hypocrite, though he hath gained, when God taketh away his soul?
I have the hope of my salvation and not the fantasy hope of a Socialist Politician. They are those whom God has given up, who not numbered among God’s chosen. I didn’t make the program of God, but He detailed it for all who would read in his #1 - Best selling book of all time - The Bible.
45 onlineanalyst // Oct 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Wake up, America!
46 gafisher // Oct 19, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Darthmeister Re#36 & 37: “… 74 separate lies that the Obama campaign told about Governor Palin in a space of just three weeks!”
A milestone and possibly a record, but certainly not the end as long as Obama’s acolytes and the BDS crowd (including the noisy little gaggle of trolls here) are willing to uncritically parrot those lies. There’s small comfort in the fact that useful idiots are generally eliminated once they stop being useful to socialist regimes. The best thing that could happen to Obama’s worshippers would be a McCain win.
47 Fred Sinclair // Oct 20, 2008 at 1:02 am
God has a history of dealing with unrepentant sin among His “Chosen People”. Perhaps Liberals are his modern day version of the Midians and Philistines. We will know on Nov. 4th - God’s Mercy or Gods Justice.
Judg. 3:12 And the children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the LORD: and the LORD strengthened Eglon the king of Moab against Israel, because they had done evil in the sight of the LORD.
Judg. 6:1 And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD: and the LORD delivered them into the hand of Midian seven years.
Judg. 13:1 And the children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD delivered them into the hand of the Philistines forty years.
1Kings 14:22 And Judah did evil in the sight of the LORD, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done.
Is. 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not.
48 everthink // Oct 20, 2008 at 1:35 am
I know, Colin Powell must be a commie pinko, leftist creep who must be in league with the terrorists too!
Right?
You here must be the dumbest, most nutso people ever! Of course, I mean that in a nice way.
How are you liking Dumbyah now? We of the “Blame Bush” crowd want to know!
Oh, Yes We Will! (and very soon too).
ET
49 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 20, 2008 at 4:43 am
I would vote for George W. Bush again.
Colin Powell is a nobody, by the way, his so-called “endorsement” means literally nothing.
50 boberinyetagain // Oct 20, 2008 at 8:41 am
I could have sworn some folks here sort, kinda had a grudging admiration for Colin Powell at some point in his career. Even if he is black…
Soo how wrong “we” can be? Very wrong…
BTW, y’all have swayed a vote…congratulations! I was going to vote for Ralph (and I still just might) but I’m thinking that we have no choice…it’s gotta be BO.
51 ep29030 // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:09 am
Whew, that was close! I’m glad Powell spoke up, because I was ready to be a conservative Democrat, and vote for Nader.
Of the major candidates, nobody is better qualified to serve than Obama. “Yes, I’d like the plain yeast one. What? They’re all free…some patriotic rich cats donated the money? Well, in that case, give me the apple fritter and the jelly-filled; I have principles, but they don’t extend to free donuts! Oh, thank you. Your service was top-rate. Just don’t go running for office.”
My bumper sticker slogan:
OBAMA ‘09
I wanted Change, but perhaps I should have been more specific…
52 gafisher // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:19 am
ET Re#45: “I know, Colin Powell must be a commie pinko, leftist creep who must be in league with the terrorists too!”
That’s a very strange assertion even for you! General Powell served his country bravely and well, and as Secretary of State his was one of the most significant voices in building the international coalition which began the task of freeing the Iraqi people. Certainly he has been one of the most decorated, celebrated and respected Caribbean-Americans in United States history.
Sadly, the radical left made Colin Powell the target of their hatred of both the Military and of anyone who did not meet the checklist of loyalties liberals demand of those they class as minorities, subjecting Powell to a shameful shunning by those to whom he should have been a hero. In the end, it appears he was unwilling or unable to fight in this self-destructive war, and chose to surrender rather than incur further injury, a sad episode in a generally exemplary life.
53 boberinyetagain // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:29 am
“a shameful shunning by those to whom he should have been a hero.”
Apparently referring to you folks here. His opinion just became meaningless…very sad.
54 gafisher // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:30 am
Darthmeister Re#36 & 37: “… 74 separate lies that the Obama campaign told about Governor Palin in a space of just three weeks!”
A milestone and possibly a record, but certainly not the end as long as Obama’s acolytes and the BDS crowd (including the noisy little gaggle of trolls here) are willing to uncritically parrot those lies. There’s small comfort in the fact that useful idiots are generally abandoned once they stop being useful to socialist regimes. The best thing that could happen to Obama’s worshipers would be a McCain win.
[Edited for clarity - gf.]
55 camojack // Oct 20, 2008 at 10:35 am
boberinyetagain // Oct 20, 2008 at 8:41 am
I could have sworn some folks here sort, kinda had a grudging admiration for Colin Powell at some point in his career. Even if he is black…
At some point, until he allowed himself to be swayed by Leftists, that is. His ethnic background had nothing to do with that, but in all likelihood has a lot to do with this recent endorsement. Voting for or against someone for racial reasons is…racist. But your profession of intent to vote for someone who is demonstrably the biggest liar to ever run for the Presidency is undoubtedly no surprise whatsoever to anyone who visits the comments section here, even on an occasional basis…
56 boberinyetagain // Oct 20, 2008 at 10:56 am
To my untrained eye I’ve seen a lot of lying on both sides…thus my admiration for Ralph who is not entirely out of the running yet.
But, in all my years of voting I’ve backed a winner for president exactly one time (R. Reagan) and it might be nice to back one more before I die…might be.
An angry old man/young woman is not what’s needed here/now. Don’t know that it ever was/will be. We need steady…
57 camojack // Oct 20, 2008 at 11:21 am
boberinyetagain:
“To my untrained eye I’ve seen a lot of lying on both sides…”
Boy, you said a mouthful right there.
“An angry old man/young woman is not what’s needed here/now. Don’t know that it ever was/will be. We need steady…”
Steady lies?! Then vote for Obama, by all means:
Obama Lies
Obama Laundry List of Lies
58 everthink // Oct 20, 2008 at 11:37 am
Tin Horns, and “on the cheap” patriots:
Will you now be wearing your purple Band-Aids for General Powell too?
ET
59 danimal // Oct 20, 2008 at 11:38 am
Obama’s general counsel (Bauer) sent [US Attorney General] Mukasey a letter today asking for the power of the special prosecutor to be expanded to criminally investigate Republicans who are talking about “phantom vote fraud.” Read for yourself
He calls on the special prosecutor to investigate a wide range of people including Republican congressmen and even a Presidential candidate who refer to evidence of vote fraud.
60 danimal // Oct 20, 2008 at 11:54 am
Hey - I just heard that much of the 150 million raised by the Obama campaign came from a broad.
I want to know who she is and if she’s single!
61 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Ever notice how the Leftist Traitors play those race cards even when they are not dealt? [It's called Projection]
Powell is a fool who has sold his soul for a cabinet position—after years of inept, phony conservatism—his allegiance is now crystal clear.
62 boberinyetagain // Oct 20, 2008 at 12:16 pm
JL3, from hero to traitor in one fell swoop. Way to stick to your positions. I’m glad I’m not a “freind” of yours. I wouldn’t need enemys…
63 boberinyetagain // Oct 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm
and here are 158 times that McCain may have misspoken.
http://www.mccainpedia.org/index.php/Count_the_Lies
So what? Neither your list nor mnne does anything for me except make Ralph all the more attractive…
64 upnorthlurkin // Oct 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm
So…..we’re supposed to take the word of a Project of the Democratic party, that McCain has misspoken 154 times….?! I didn’t know we all looked that stupid! A big HA!!! And the liberal/progressive Juan Williams said this morning, “of course Powell’s endorsement is about race!!” Colin Powell owes his fame to Republicans, he has sold his soul to the devil… His son, incidently campaigns for McCain.
65 mig // Oct 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Sour Grapes.
66 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Show me where I referred to Powell as a hero.
~~~~~
Yeah. Like we’re supposed to consider a Smear Site and/or Newsweek and/or Rolling Stone credible sources of factual data.
Ho Ho very funny, Ha Ha it is to laugh~~Daffy Duck. I mean, c’mon, get real. We are not in some Cheech & Chong skit.
67 mig // Oct 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Geesh bob-
Do you want permission to support the green team? Go for it. It is still a free country and that is what the elections are for. To vote for the person that appeals to you the most, you don’t have to be on a winning team to vote. Good gravy. Just do it.
68 boberinyetagain // Oct 20, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I merely point out that which seems lost on the crowd here. That Colin Powell is a man of honor (no matter what you think of his endorsement) and that both “main stream” candidates are “mistaken” some of the time, that they both “shade” the truth a bit and that to “discover” that this goes on (or to assume that it’s one-sided) is just patently ridiculous.
So, are you being ridiculous? or would you admit that both sides engage in nearly equal “spinning” to put it kindly?
69 Darthmeister // Oct 20, 2008 at 5:28 pm
The last time I looked, Obambi is the one claiming to be a breath of fresh air and the agent tp “change” America for the better, but he’s the bigger hypocrite with his outright lies, obfuscations and shameless spin - same ol’ same ol’. You bet Republicans spin, what politician doesn’t, but the liberal media mainly focuses on Republican gaffes and give Obambi a pass so many of his lies and gaffes go unnoticed by trolls.
How many heard Obambi claiming “John McCain is running for Bush’s fourth term…” Moron, not even President Bush can run for a fourth term, or even a third term. His “57 states” comment is probably better known.
Here are just a few of Obambi’s gaffes and lies. If this man was truly an agent for “change”, he wouldn’t be heading up one of the slimiest politics-of-personal-destruction campaigns of all time.
Several weeks ago I’ve posted at least four other links to videos of Obama lying to the cameras and the American people so I won’t post them again.
Next. Interesting how the whacko left railed against Colin Powell about what a scumbag he was and how he “lied” to the United Nations and American concerning the WMD that Saddam’s regime had had and that he was still not cooperating fully with UNSCOM inspectors and we had to assume he was hiding what was left of his arsenal (we did still find over 600 WMD in various depots the first two years after deposing Saddam).
But now that he’s endorses Barack Hussein Obama, he’s a saint to the Obamatons and we’re the bad guys. I was never a fan of the RINO Powell and the way he allowed the leftists in the State Department to undermine the Bush Administration from 2001 to 2004. However, I thank him for his service to this country during the Vietnam War but that’s it.
Powell has proven the last two years to be a liberal dressed up as a Republican and his support of Obama proves that. Powell knows McCain is far and away more qualified, experienced and accomplished to be POTUS than Obambi, but when Powell came out and said it wasn’t about race … it was about race. So I guess that makes him a closet racist, eh? But to give him the benefit of the doubt, Powell is probably more of a liberal socialist than racist given his support for messiah Obama.
BTW, when The One claimed in debate #3 that it was “absolutely not true I launched my political campaign in Mr. Ayers’ living room,” he may have been engaging in a bit of liberal “truthiness”. He launched his political campaign from Mr. Ayers’ kitchen.
70 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I have never been more serious in my life: I admit no such thing and, in fact, fervently deny it.
~~~~~
Anyone who endorses BO has no honor.
71 upnorthlurkin // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:09 pm
The only way the dhimmies can win is to cheat….. I reject the premise that they all do it but then I’m also of the belief that there are some things in the world worth fighting and dying for….freedom comes to mind and one of the candidates wants to take a lot of that away from us!
72 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm
So what about Powell’s endorsement? US Presidential Candidate Scott Ott has also endorsed him!
Much ado about nothing.
If you think America as a democracy and capitalism is worth keeping vote McCain. If you want “change” vote Obama, or waste a vote on one of the “also ran” candidates. If you are naive enough to believe the things we have shown you about the “One” are untrue, elect him and find out for yourself. No one can have that many anti-American, anti-Christian, associations and not share some of their views. But you don’t care about any of those things, you just hate Bush and the evil republicans. Your “savior” is aligned with Satan, but as “good Christians” you must vote for him. Now go ahead and run along, you despise truth so no sense hanging around Scrappleville, USA.
73 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I assume that if you are voting for Obama, you wholeheartedly agree with this man.
gx2loudnclear.wordpress.com/2008/05/17/election-2008-wed-better-kill-god/ - 15k
74 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:38 pm
OK, try this link instead..
http://gx2loudnclear.wordpress.com/2008/05/17/election-2008-wed-better-kill-god/
75 Darthmeister // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:41 pm
The liberals said if Bush was re-elected in 2004, that government would try to hush up important environmental news. Boy were they right, but actually its liberal eco-fascists in the British government who were trying to hush up the findings that disposable diapers had less of a carbon footprint than washable diapers. You can’t make this stuff up!
Joe the Plumbers around the country are taking on the liberal media elites. Read Byron York’s excellent commentary about every day people getting in a liberal journalist’s face (the jerk David Corn, you know, the guy who shilled for the liar Joe Wilson) for attacking Joe the Plumber and not spending more of his time investigating Obama’s shady pals. A must read, email it around, … oh, the photos are worth a thousand words.
76 R.A.M. // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:43 pm
For the moronic left wing nuts who say the Bush Presidency is the “most secretive ever”, if you have ANY sense of truth in you, you won’t be able to say that much longer if O’Bama gets elected!
ALL the things you have accused Republicans of for 8 years are now the staple of you O’Bama-worshippers, (stealing the election through ACORN, beong secretive, not making requested information available, hiding where campaign funds come from, etc, etc, etc.
Admit it libs, you and your party are a bunch of criminal thugs who will do ANYTHING to gain power.
The problem you will have if O’Bama makes it is, as with the terrorists, he hates you as much as he does us!
Too bad you brain dead moron lemmings will NOT see it until it is too late!
77 R.A.M. // Oct 20, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Darth, I have said it before, David Corn looks like who the Muppets were modeled after.
Something about his Muppet- looking mouth.
78 Darthmeister // Oct 20, 2008 at 7:10 pm
R.A.M, you’re right, the guy is mostly plastic.
BTW, everyone here has probably heard Barack Obama’s name was misspelled on some mail-in ballots. He was listed as “Barack Osama”.
Though it may have merely been a Freudian slip on the part of some Democrat ballot designer, I personally think it’s a totally unfair association some are making at Obama’s expense. The only thing Obama and Osama have in common is they both have friends who bombed the Pentagon and Osama was the only one honest enough to admit the truth.
79 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 7:35 pm
A “Freudian slip”? No. Judging by what we heard from the average Obama voters on the street (thanks, Mr. Sterns) they don’t even realize they are two seperate individuals. MoveOn type dems in the spotlight…
80 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I believe that the indwelling Holy Spirit keeps true Christians from being deceived by people such as Barack Hussein Obama. How Christian is Obama’s church and pastor who can even entertain the idea of “killing God”? How do you proclaim your love for America while listening to your spiritual mentor asking God to D**n America? It is the tip of the iceberg of irrefutable proof that Obama is not who or what he says he is, and that what he really is must be hidden from the voters in order to have a chance of stealing the election.
81 RepublicanAttackMachine // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Scott should be working on this item right now!
It seems O’Bama’s grandma, (otherwise known as “a typical white person”), is very sick, and O’Bama, (showing how much he loves her), will RUSH to her side, almost three days from now, after another stop here in Indianapolis Thursday afternoon.
What a caring, compassionate guy, who cares more about his own family than himself. Spin that libs!!!
82 RepublicanAttackMachine // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:30 pm
GOD forbid if something happens to granny before Thursday, the filthy O’Bama can say, I wanted to go see her, but I was too late!
What a piece of worthless humanity!
83 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Delusional jerk probably thinks he is putting his country first be staying on the campaign trail…
84 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm
by, by, boo, bum…whatever.
85 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:42 pm
be, by, boo, bum…whatever.
86 onlineanalyst // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:48 pm
mkk: Obama is probably phoning it in.
Here is something to make your hair curl:
Do you want an even further reason to dread an Obama presidency? Check out
this WSJ commentary about how Obama intends to end run Congress by using the EPA to impose horrific carbon-diminishing rules. Even with a Democrat majority, Obama knows that his intentions would not pass legislative muster because they negatively impact too many states’ energy needs and economies. He will govern by imperial fiat and use bureaucracies to impose his will.
And the BDS sufferers used to mock Bush by calling him King George? Emperor Obama is a megalomaniac.
87 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Hate to beat a dead horse, but here is the reason he can’t drop everything to go see his beloved Grandma…
If God is not for us and against white people…
She’s on her own, the spiritual battle lines have been drawn. How could he possibly reconcile his Black Liberation Theological Pals with his “evil” whiteness? It is good not to be BO…
88 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 10:02 pm
If the WSJ is correct in that commentary I don’t think the trolls will be singing his praises by then. Does the guy have a plan that will keep him in office and the dems in congress for long?
89 mindknumbed kid // Oct 20, 2008 at 10:04 pm
OLA - Did you mean phoneying it in? Yes, without a doubt…
90 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 20, 2008 at 11:21 pm
BO denies ever having shopped at Mega Lo Mart disguised as Alfred E. Neuman.
~~~~~
(Mega Lo Mart commercial: Chuck Mangione jumping out of a plane)
CHUCK MANGIONE: Hi, I’m Chuck Mangione, and at Mega Lo Mart, our prices are falling faster than I am!
~~~~~
DALE: You still think it’s rats. Well, don’t beat yourself up, Hank, I did too until the evidence pointed to babboons.
HANK: Babboon? Dale, don’t tell Glidewell there’s a babboon. It’s not a babboon.
DALE: I know that. I won’t bore you with the details, but bottom line: it’s Chuck Mangione!
91 Fred Sinclair // Oct 21, 2008 at 12:04 am
A historic grand sweep! Regardless of the outcome of the race - when and if the results are posted and the phony votes are deleted McCain/Palin have a 50 state sweep.
It is an impossibility for Liberals to win when ALL of the cards are on the table. A pair of duces (two twos) beat a busted flush every time!
Obama is counting on everybody being focused on the girl at the bar as he scoops up the busted flush while loudly proclaiming I WON! I WON!
Baracks only hope of winning is as an underhanded person who schemes corruption and political chicanery
92 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 21, 2008 at 12:07 am
McCain is now leading in the polls in Ohio.
He was behind.
McCain and Sarah will be nearby on Wednesday but I have no idea how I can get there. So sad. :-(a) Dallas Cowboys
93 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 21, 2008 at 12:09 am
What??? I never typed Dallas Cowboys. What I meant was
But instead I got a cryptic message.
94 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 21, 2008 at 12:13 am
Well, the Cowboys are kinda “sad” now that you mention it.
95 Ligur // Oct 21, 2008 at 12:16 am
Greetings all.
Say, remember in the not so distant past when almost everyone here was vehemently anti-McCain? Remember that?
I do.
For instance, this gem:
Beerme // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:27 am
I’ll choose the entirety of McCain’s work over the past few years as the reason I will never vote for him. I will vote for another party before I vote for a big government liberal that calls himself a Republican (or, as he also has called himself-despicably-a conservative!).
[...]
In short, he would be the worst thing for conservatism there could be. Perhaps worse, even, than a Democrat victory in the upcoming election…
Ah, the silly season…
Love you lots,
L
96 Ligur // Oct 21, 2008 at 12:27 am
Ha ha. This is a good one. Can you say Flip Flop?
da Bunny // Feb 1, 2008 at 1:11 pm
[...]
Lying about his own record, lying about Romney’s positions, stabbing conservatives in the back every chance he gets…McVain the ego-maniac is a phony willing to do/say anything to get the power he so arrogantly and desperately craves!
What say you, Bunny Bunny Foo Foo?
97 Ligur // Oct 21, 2008 at 12:35 am
Yikes Stripes!
Libby Gone // Feb 1, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I honestly don’t trust Citizen McCain any farther than I could slide down a snowhill with him.
onlineanalyst // Feb 2, 2008 at 6:56
I also prefer a candidate who understands basic economics. John McCain, you are assuredly no Milton Friedman. As a matter of fact, I believe that I could cream you in a game of Monopoly®.
Darthmeister // Feb 3, 2008 at 10:08 am
If you examine the political record of both Bush 43 and John McCain, you probably wouldn’t find much difference between the two.
98 “ScrappleFace Editorial Board Endorses Barack Obama” : The Daily Scroll // Oct 21, 2008 at 6:16 am
[...] Read the entire piece. [...]
99 gafisher // Oct 21, 2008 at 7:36 am
R.A.M. Re#80: “She’s not the typical white person I used to know.”
The polls are in flux but with only a few exceptions they show Obama with a MUCH slimmer lead than he ought to have for what he’s spending, and lower than what he needs to win given past polls-versus-votes history for Dem Candidates. I hope Obama’s Grandma gets better, but given Obama’s desperate need to campaign right now there’s a hint this whole “suspension” thing might be something else. Obama could use the sympathy vote, for starters, but he may also need an excuse for face time with some Hawaiian records officials — the controversy has “urban legend” elements, but there’s more to it than that.
100 danimal // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:10 am
Attention Snarky Marxist dudes and other hapless trolls who buy the 9/11 conspiracy:
It’t time to trade your “BUSH KNEW” t-shirts for “BIDEN KNOWS”. Available now on Cafe Press.
101 Darthmeister // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:54 am
Given that Obummer has spent close to $600 million on his campaign, about four times that of John McCain, the guy ought to be at least thirty points ahead. But then we are a racist nation, right libs? Too bad most of those racists have been identified as Democrats. Recently John Murtha called his own supporters “rednecks and racists”. You can’t make this stuff up.
Here’s an interesting dynamic the libtard national media refuses to cover, ObaMao probably couldn’t pass a security clearance test given his past associations and involvement with people who have radical Islamic ties, his close association and direct involvement in ACORN (a long-time fraudulent voter registration organization that we here at Scrappleface have known about for the last six years and the liberal media is just getting around to report it), his close, “professional” relationship with Bill Ayers from kicking off his campaign from the man’s living room/kitchen to sitting on the same board at the Chicago Annenberg Challenge and on other occasions with the man who is “just a neighbor”, receiving financial benefits and a sweetheart deal from real estate mogul Rezko who also has direct ties to radical Islamist groups, and calling a whacked-out, conspiracy-addled, American-hating, Jew-hating Jeremiah Wright his “mentor”. The list goes on.
So here’s ObaMao, with his seemingly endless list of anti-American cheats, liars and terrorists with whom he so easily covorts - failing a standard security clearance test on that basis yet if elected he will have access to all top secret information and extremely sensitive intelligence data not to mention all the data-mining information on American citizens that Presidents have had access to since Eisenhower.
BTW, in a speech yesterday, Biden envisions a scenario were Obambi will be tested by a very serious international event (Iranian nukes?) and will give a weak response that must be defended by American moonbats as the rest of us express out outrage at Obambi’s incompetent weakness. You can’t make this stuff up! No wonder the Donks have been hiding Biden under a rock the last four weeks. And this guy wants to be Vice President. God save us from such morons!
102 J. Cougar Melancholy // Oct 21, 2008 at 9:58 am
Ligur! You’re the master archivist! You should work for the Daily Show. You have a memory like a non-Republican elephant.
Obama leading 8 POINTS now AND gaining in key swing counties!
I’m starting to believe in the Will ‘O Gawd! Someone throw me a rattlesnake! I put the gift of tongues on my Amazon wish list!
103 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 21, 2008 at 10:41 am
Ummm, JCM, McCain is now ahead in Ohio ( the number one swing state ) and is gaining on Florida at a steady pace.
No Poll Cats at the bunker.
104 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 21, 2008 at 11:41 am
Apparently—Please, correct me if I’m wrong—Since many Conservatives had hoped for someone other than John Sidney McCain III to represent them, back 2-3 years ago when the Primary began, Conservatives should, therefore, vote for BO.
I think not.
Here’s what many of the Blind do not See: Bottom Line: This is a for real Battle of Good versus Evil.
Sure, go ahead and laugh.
105 onlineanalyst // Oct 21, 2008 at 11:42 am
onlineanalyst // Feb 2, 2008 at 6:56
I also prefer a candidate who understands basic economics. John McCain, you are assuredly no Milton Friedman. As a matter of fact, I believe that I could cream you in a game of Monopoly®.
Then again, that remark was made during my support of Mitt Romney. Since then, I have adapted/adopted the Rumsfeld philosophy: You go to a campaign with guns a-blazing with the candidate that you have. Given that Governor Palin has fiscal chops and that McCain wanted to rein in Fannie-Freddie and opts for earmark-free legislation, I will take the adults -McCain/Palin- in this contest.
Barney Frank is making noises about raising taxes via Keynesian failed theory. OhBummer wants to re-cut the pie.
(I lost a considerable chunk of change in retirement investments, accumulated over time and scrimping, because of the greed, irresponsibility, and downright criminal behavior of Democrats in positions of responsibility. To say that I want to reward even further audacity is a fantasy that only a troll wants to entertain.)
Let me clarify: I would cream OhBummer in both a game of Monopoly® AND a game of Risk®.
This is not a time to place our country’s security (says Joe, the Gaffemaster) nor its economy in the hands of a community organizer who managed to flush loads of money down the terlet with absolutely no impact on Chicago students’ academic achievement.
OhBummer’s long and deep connections with the Chavez-loving Ayers tell just the tip of the tale about who THE ONE is- and it ain’t pretty.
If you love the condition and fiscal dumpsters of our American urban areas, you will love an Obama empire.
106 danimal // Oct 21, 2008 at 1:50 pm
onlineanalyst - Go Hasbro!
Uh, bummer is whipping us in Aggravation® and Boggle®, though. As Memory® serves, taxing a country into prosperity is something politicians with no Clue® have been failing at since history has been recorded.
Sorry®, but I just don’t want those Hungry Hungry Hippos® playing Operation® with my wallet while promising to deliver us to Candyland®.
Nothing but Trouble® is what they are.
107 danimal // Oct 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Hey - Smiling Joe Biden has been sent to an undisclosed location for yet another reprogramming.
NO!!!!
Send the 4th Infantry Division to Delaware and pull him out of his spider hole. Obama voters need him to keep talking.
And while you’re at it, put EX-Marine Murtha on the road to drum up some more redneck support.
uh oh, recaptcha wants me to type “KY PERHAPS” to post this… I’ll pass on that one.
108 gafisher // Oct 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm
“Obama voters need [Biden] to keep talking. “
Much as Kindergartners need to hear Oscar the Grouch. I just hope they’re teachable.
109 danimal // Oct 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm
…and Dan Quayle is waiting for an apology.
110 J. Cougar Melancholy // Oct 21, 2008 at 3:16 pm
LOL #108
Props gafisher!
111 onlineanalyst // Oct 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
For a comprehensive case against an Obama presidency, supported with videos of the candidate in his own words and a record of his history, check this site out. The facts are devastating and irrefutable.
112 MajorDomo // Oct 21, 2008 at 5:03 pm
On the issue of life: VOTE
On the issue of gay marriage: VOTE
On the issue of taxation: VOTE
On the issue of national defense: VOTE
On the issue of honesty: VOTE
On the issue of Supreme Court justices: VOTE
All these issues require THINKING, not feeling, and if you think about what they mean, your vote will have to be REPUBLICAN.
VOTE
113 wildhowd // Oct 21, 2008 at 5:28 pm
On November 4th there are two choices:
representing the democratic party
a marxist/socialist
representing the republican party
not a marxist/socialist
looks pretty simple to me
114 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 5:36 pm
OLA - That link isn’t linking…did you get it from an Obama supporter?
With regard to all of the Liegirl posts, was there anyone on this prestigious blog in the McCain camp during the primaries? I cannot recall one of the regulars here that supported him to be our candidate. This is a conservative blog, we support conservatives first. But now, our superior minds have no difficulty evaluating the candidates and choosing the only American still in the race (not including the also runners that haven’t a snowballs chance in Hades) and supporting him. So for Liegirl to bring this up now represents the kind of defective thought process found in the typical Obama cheerleaders.
The Liegirl types can read the WSJ piece linked in this thread and not give it a second thought, they agree with Ayers, Dohrn, J. Wright, Cone, and Awyukmuhdinnersbad. They side with the Palestinians and wish the nation of Israel would march into the Dead Sea and never come out.
As JL3 recently commented it is an election that deals literally with good vs. evil. I have gone a little farther and say that it is the followers of Satan vs. the people who do not have a burning hatred for God. And that is so obvious that it needs no debate.
115 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Repealing every piece of legislation on the books that regulate abortion… Christian, or non-Christian? Acceptable to you, or not? Pleasing to God, or an abomination?
Ain’t a troll that comes around here that ever answers any of my pointed questions because it exposes them as being anything but Christian.
You cannot exist as a prominent nation and oppose God at every turn. The national “sins” that the liberals bemoan are not sins that will bring judgment upon our nation, but the ones they are not only willing to tolerate, but fervently promote will bring severe judgment. Thus demonstrating again that they have no relationship with God, and no knowledge of his ways.
Isaiah 55:8
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.
116 gafisher // Oct 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm
mkk, logical arguments are as meaningful to Obama acolytes as a gas chromatograph would be to an orangutan. You’ve probably heard the “Sal in Harlem” clip in which randomly-selected Obama supporters blithely agree with McCain’s policies — including the Vice Presidency of Governor Palin — when those decisions are said to be Obama’s.
Obama’s supporters are as deluded as Osama’s, maybe moreso.
117 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 6:02 pm
danimal - #106 was very good!
118 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 6:14 pm
The liberals understand the America of old just as much as they understand the Holy scriptures, because we were birthed as a Christian nation. You could say that anytime, anywhere a hudred years ago and no one would dare take offense. Nowadays it is viewed as the problem, as we simple folk cling to our guns and religion while the pointy-headed intellectuals stare down their pointy noses in disbelief of our perceived ignorance of life.
119 danimal // Oct 21, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Just shilling for my evil corporate overlord (employer)….
If dubumma gets elected, we all will have less Play-Doh®
120 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:15 pm
The City of Gillette kidnapped our dogs today and called with a ransom demand which my wife forced me to pay. No more food for us to eat until payday rolls around again. Only one dog was worth retrieving, but I had to pay for both of them anyway. It appears that someone let them out of the backyard, I wonder if this was the day for the gas meter to be read…
My wife absolutely could not survive without her black lab, so I am glad for the quick return. Anybody want a retriever mix? Actually the dogs probably couldn’t live without each other.
121 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Logical arguments are ineffective with most women also. Does anyone know how to win an argument with a woman? If so the same tactics might work against an Obamanite!
122 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:26 pm
From the mindknumbed revised version (MRV)
Exodus 23:23
For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, the Hivites, the Jebusites and the Obamanites: and I will cut them off.
123 gafisher // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:34 pm
“Does anyone know how to win an argument with a woman?”
Heh. You answered that in your previous post regarding the dogs. I don’t accept your premise as universal, but “my wife forced me” covers most circumstances.
(Not so funny regarding the left, though.)
124 onlineanalyst // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Which link is not working? The one about the comprehensive case against Obama?
Here is it in total: http://hotair.com/archives/2008/10/21/the-comprehensive-argument-against-barack-obama/
125 Darthmeister // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Democrat Orson Card has had enough of the liberal media lying and being the mouthpiece of the Democratic Party: Will The Last Honest Reporter Please Turn Out The Lights
A very good analysis that hits the nail on the head. Mr. Card had better get ready to be savaged by the Obama/Biden/Pelosi/Reid/Liberal Media hate machine.
126 gafisher // Oct 21, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Stephen Browne wrote an excellent column titled “The Perfect Storm of the Left.” Don’t read it if you’re easily frightened. In fact, don’t read it if you’re not absolutely certain God is in control, and even then it’ll set your teeth on edge, so to speak.
127 camojack // Oct 21, 2008 at 10:31 pm
danimal // Oct 21, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Uh, bummer is whipping us in Aggravation® and Boggle®, though. As Memory® serves, taxing a country into prosperity is something politicians with no Clue® have been failing at since history has been recorded.
Sorry®, but I just don’t want those Hungry Hungry Hippos® playing Operation® with my wallet while promising to deliver us to Candyland®.
Nothing but Trouble® is what they are.
Well played!!!
128 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 11:24 pm
We have easily provided more than enough proof about the potential dangers of a Barack Obama presidency to establish reasonable doubt in the minds of would be Obama voters. They are not willing to look at it closely enough to have to admit they ought to consider changing their mind. Barack said that nobody is pro-abortion, yet when you look at his votes and everything he has said, you can hardly draw any other conclusion about what he believes. It is beyond explanation outside of pure hatred for Bush and/or Obama truly is using hypnosis on his subjects. If your goal was the complete destruction of America, I can’t think of anything they are leaving out of their plans. Which makes me think that the religion of pieces have that goal too.
Our economy cannot continue with the new taxation and spending that Obama is talking about, and that WSJ article about the EPA shutting down coal fired power plants…what would we replace them with? What would be the cost? Would we just have to go without electricity? Do you realize the impact on our local economy if you were to shut down the coal mining companies? Do you realize the amount of tax money each of these mines put into the government coffers every day? The government owns all of the mineral rights to the coal here we are talking some serious money there, plus the average starting wage at a coal mine is around $22/hr with full benefits, and triple time on holidays. Ever been to a third world country? Imagine America as being no different, aha, equality at last.
129 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 11:27 pm
An abundant supply of affordable energy enables America to continue to lead the world. Without it?
130 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Collectivism,socialism, and communism have yet to work. Obama may be an instrument of change, but he cannot change those facts.
131 mindknumbed kid // Oct 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Push to the fourth power…
132 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 22, 2008 at 12:25 am
Q: Isn’t it interesting that Joe “Botulism Head” Biden has Blithely Decreed that, upon his election, BO would Unilaterally start WWIII?
A: Yes.
133 Fred Sinclair // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:41 am
Has anybody besides me, Rush and about 20M of his listeners noticed that liberalism started on August 26, 1920. Prior to then, I don’t think liberal or liberalism was even in the dictionary - other than meaning generous, as in “Pour me another, and be liberal about it.”
JL3rd - from what I hear B.O. probably doesn’t even play war with a deck of 52.
134 Fred Sinclair // Oct 22, 2008 at 2:09 am
This is what Rush read either Mon. or Tues.
THE WALDORF - ASTORIA
A HILTON HOTEL
301 PARK AVENUE
NEW YORK, NY 10022-6897
ROOM SERVICE
10011 FABRICE
___________________________
2 LOBSTER HORS D’OEUVRES 50.00
2 WHOLE STEAMED LOBSTERS 100.00
1 IRANIAN OSETRA CAVIAR 150.00
1 BOLLINGER CHAMPAGNE 44.00
SUBTOTAL $344.00
20% SERVICE CHARGE 68.80
412.80 8.38% NYT 34.59
10/15/08 16:04 AMOUNT $447.39
NAME: Michelle Obama
SUITE: 29M
SIGNATURE: Michelle Obama
[Editor's Note: The New York Post has retracted this story, saying a source lied.]
135 Darthmeister // Oct 22, 2008 at 6:09 am
More campaign “hate” and “rage”.
Let’s see if the national socialist media will report this hate crime. And I haven’t see too much coverage at the Republican campaign worker’s car vandalized with swatiskas and any national socialist media coverage of how a Republican campaign bus was hit with .22 fire and paintballs Is the national socialist media really that far into the backpockets of the Reid/Obama/Pelosi hate machine?
Of course only Republicans are guilty of “hate” whereas Obamatons are merely “expressing their frustration” or engaged in “righteous indignation.”
136 Darthmeister // Oct 22, 2008 at 6:15 am
Fred, I guess that’s what Barry Oblahblah means by “change”. Kind of reminds me of when the little Nicaraguan commie Daniel Ortega and his wife came to America to be wined and dined by the Democratic Party back in the 80s.
I wish the Obamas would quite trying to pass themselves off as ordinary Americans really interested in the plight of the American middle-class when they are nothing more than liberal socialist elites, you know, neo-coms.
137 Darthmeister // Oct 22, 2008 at 6:16 am
… push
138 Darthmeister // Oct 22, 2008 at 6:26 am
This comprehensive Military Times poll reveals military strongly supports John McCain
139 Darthmeister // Oct 22, 2008 at 6:51 am
How the media polls may be wrong.
What’s interesting is each party has its own polling data and we’ve yet to hear from Republicans what their polling is showing. Of course if they are using the same pollsters as the national socialist media, then their polling information may be wrong.
It’s interesting to note during the Democratic presidential nomination race that more than once, later in the campaign, when national socialist media polls showed Obama ahead by eight or ten points, Hillary would end up winning the state by 2 to 4 points. This is anywhere from a ten to fourteen point swing over a period just days before the election poll itself. This also doesn’t take into account how Obama’s campaign corrupted the Democrat’s nomination process.
That’s why some journalists have admitted their angst that Oblahblah doesn’t really perform up to the poll numbers they have for him. Unfortunately I can’t recall his name, but one political pundit said Oblahblah needs to be up in national socialist media polls by nearly fifteen points for him to guaranteee a win. Now why is that so?
Four years ago Evan Thomas of Newsweek explained the phenomenon of how media polls help Democrats even when they underperform:
MR. THOMAS: There’s one other base here, the media. Let’s talk a little media bias here. The media, I think, wants Kerry to win and I think they’re going to portray Kerry and Edwards I’m talking about the establishment media, not Fox. They’re going to portray Kerry and Edwards as being young and dynamic and optimistic and there’s going to be this glow about them, collective glow, the two of them, that’s going to be worth maybe 15 points.
Interesting how the purportedly “objective” news media is good for 15 points for Democrats and if Obama actually does win his presidency he will be haunted with questions of legitimacy since he will be viewed by a growing number of Americans as an affirmative action president who got where he did on the strength of the liberal news media shilling for him as America’s messiah. This will also cement in a growing number of informed Americans’ minds that the national socialist media is little more than the propaganda arm of the Democratic Party … which becomes truer with each passing day and will become even more of a reality if Obama proves to be little more than Jimmy Carter II.
140 mig // Oct 22, 2008 at 7:06 am
A new 90 minute documentary on the Medal of Honor will be shown on PBS, 2100-2230, Wednesday, 5 Nov 08, and it promises to be quite good. The documentary will not only trace the history of the Medal of Honor, but it will try to answer the question: What makes a hero?
141 danimal // Oct 22, 2008 at 7:09 am
Fred:133 - According to Merriam Webster, I am a Liberal. The Left has a knack for hijacking words and changing their meaning as a means of covering their true intent. Liberal = Progressive = Socialist.
Ask a Democrat to honestly admit that the true meaning of the word applies to them.
lib·er·al·ism
Pronunciation: \?li-b(?-)r?-?li-z?m\
Function: noun
Date: 1819
1: the quality or state of being liberal
2 a often capitalized : a movement in modern Protestantism emphasizing intellectual liberty and the spiritual and ethical content of Christianity b: a theory in economics emphasizing individual freedom from restraint and usually based on free competition, the self-regulating market, and the gold standard c: a political philosophy based on belief in progress, the essential goodness of the human race, and the autonomy of the individual and standing for the protection of political and civil liberties d capitalized : the principles and policies of a Liberal party
142 Mack // Oct 22, 2008 at 8:50 am
The headline read Kirk “Kirk Brown and Mona Shaw attempted to make a citizen’s arrest on Karl Rove at the opening of his talk on Sunday, March 9, 2008, in Iowa City.” They wanted to charge him with treason.
My suggestion would be to prosecute the New York Times and the MSM for treason. We could lump in the trolls here for good measure as accessories after the fact.
143 Fred Sinclair // Oct 22, 2008 at 9:09 am
Darth #139 - Rush has repeatedly stated that the polls are a joke right now the libbers distort the polls with slanted questions to create the illusion that their guy is so far ahead that us conservatives ought to save ourselves the effort and just stay home on 11/4 - it’s all over.
The polls should be discounted until the 72 hours prior to the voting. Most especially the final 24 hours when they will become quite accurate.
In spite of DRUDGE - McCain and Obama are virtually tied within the margin of error.
Again from Rush - at this date in 2000 the polls had algore ahead by 11 points.
In 2004 the polls had JF Kerry ahead by 9 points.
Interestingly enough DRUDGE reports that a goldfish named Princess was registered to vote by the ACORN gang of thugs. With a total of over 1000 “questionable” registrations for “Rover”, “Shep”, etc.
144 Mack // Oct 22, 2008 at 9:13 am
God warned you troll folks, our hands are clean.
Ezekiel 33
7
You, son of man, I have appointed watchman for the house of Israel; when you hear me say anything, you shall warn them for me.
8
If I tell the wicked man that he shall surely die, and you do not speak out to dissuade the wicked man from his way, he (the wicked man) shall die for his guilt, but I will hold you responsible for his death.
9
But if you warn the wicked man, trying to turn him from his way, and he refuses to turn from his way, he shall die for his guilt, but you shall save yourself.
10
As for you, son of man, speak to the house of Israel: You people say, “Our crimes and our sins weigh us down; we are rotting away because of them. How can we survive?”
11
Answer them: As I live, says the Lord GOD, I swear I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked man, but rather in the wicked man’s conversion, that he may live. Turn, turn from your evil ways! Why should you die, O house of Israel?
12
As for you, son of man, tell your countrymen: The virtue which a man has practiced will not save him on the day that he sins; neither will the wickedness that a man has done bring about his downfall on the day that he turns from his wickedness (nor can the virtuous man, when he sins, remain alive).
13
Though I say to the virtuous man that he shall surely live, if he then presumes on his virtue and does wrong, none of his virtuous deeds shall be remembered; because of the wrong he has done, he shall die.
14
And though I say to the wicked man that he shall surely die, if he turns away from his sin and does what is right and just,
15
giving back pledges, restoring stolen goods, living by the statutes that bring life, and doing no wrong, he shall surely live, he shall not die.
16
None of the sins he committed shall be held against him; he has done what is right and just, he shall surely live.
17
Yet your countrymen say, “The way of the LORD is not fair!”; but it is their way that is not fair.
18
When a virtuous man turns away from what is right and does wrong, he shall die for it.
19
But when a wicked man turns away from wickedness and does what is right and just, because of this he shall live.
20
And still you say, “The way of the LORD is not fair!”? I will judge every one of you according to his ways, O house of Israel
145 upnorthlurkin // Oct 22, 2008 at 10:28 am
Sorry to disagree with the mighty Ott, but my husband and I voted early yesterday and each cast our one vote for Palin/McCain!
Don’t buy into the polls….if the LSM can convince you it’s over and you stay home, they win….
wv - freedom said…when was the last time you heard a lib use the word freedom?!
146 mindknumbed kid // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:10 am
Good morning Scrapplefaces! How is your day going?
http://emmitsburg.net/humor/av/2005/Howsyourdaygoing.wmv
147 wildhowd // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
This story has been totally ignored by the MSM.
Scott please review before posting. Your opinion would be appreciated.
http://www.obamacrimes.com/index.php?view=article&id=38:press-release-obama-a-dnc-admit-all-allegations-in-berg-v-obama
148 Roundup for Today // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:26 am
[...] Scrappleface, a new blog I just found, has my kind of humor. [...]
149 Fred Sinclair // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:29 am
mkk #147 - Great!
150 mindknumbed kid // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:38 am
I cannot imagine Barack Hussein Obama starting WWIII. He talks. He would settle for appeasing the enemy rather than fight. And what would he fight for? The standards by which we have gone into battle in the past are not acceptable to his way of thinking, and our enemies are good friends of his campaign. The only real opposition to Mr. Obama is us here in the conservative republican camp and it seems as though that war began a long time ago…
wv- entirely Wednesday. Here, yes. But somewhere right now it is already Thursday.
151 BlackLion31U // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:40 am
“Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader” moment -
Sarah Palin reveals to a 3rd grader that she still doesn’t know what the Vice President does:
(Palin) “They’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom. ”
Yep, one heartbeat away…yu betchya!
152 BlackLion31U // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:41 am
BREAKING NEWS
(AP) Washington D.C. – anonymous officials at the White House have confirmed that they have been contacted by the McCain campaign in an effort to get President George W. Bush to endorse Barack Obama. The President has admitted he will do everything he can to help John McCain succeed him.
The Obama camp has reported to be moving Sen. Biden and Sen. Obama to separate undisclosed locations in preparation for the attack. An Obama campaign spokesperson has been quoted referring to this move as “possibly the most devastating October surprise that anyone could have imagined. “
153 Darthmeister // Oct 22, 2008 at 11:45 am
… and the whacko Biden is an even better choice for VP/President? God save us from such morons.
More voter fraud in Nashville, TN.
I’ll give you three guesses as to which party is behind this voter fraud and the last two guesses don’t count.
At least the Donks at the election polls tried to initially stop this outrage.
154 RepublicanAttackMachine // Oct 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Poor, poor O’Bama, it looks as if granny may live through Thursday, and he may have to ACTUALLY go visit with “that typical white person” after all.
Wait, he is O’Bama, “The ONE”, he can simply CHANGE his mind!
It’s not like he hasn’t lied before.
Other jobs O’Bama would suck as would be “first responder, Paramedic, fireman, policeman. They actually believe you should get to someone BEFORE they die!
He is in the perfect job for him, “Guv-mint service(oxymoron)”. Take a number, we will get to you when we can! (Sounds of laughter in the background).
The line that SHOULD sink O’Bama is, “Joe the plumber, -this is the guy McCain is looking out for!”
I wonder if this “articulate” MORON even realizes what he said in those few words?
ALL of us “little people” are Joe the plumber!
I am also sure that the 90% PLUS of blacks that support The “O”, will ignore this statement too, but they will ALSO regret it if he is elected and finally realize O’Bama hates them as much as he does us!
155 mindknumbed kid // Oct 22, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Darth’s link to voter fraud in Nashville shows how some people will do anything to win. The recent changes in the voting laws to make it “easier” to register to vote are nothing more than open doors to cast illegal fraudulent votes. Registering and voting without proof of identity, residency, and even citizenship? Voters voting that cannot read and/or write English? Nothing is too absurd or unethical for the “agents of change” to do, right in front of our eyes. Is it going to be possible to undo all of these changes once we get past this election? Or would that be viewed as being another attempt to move the nation back into its racist past? Whoever is behind this are all traitors, enemies of the Constitution.
156 BlackLion31U // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:02 pm
All I heard was: bla bla bla Obama, bla bla bla blacks, bla, bla, bla, hate, bla bla bla we’re all doomed, bla bla bla, more hate, bla,bla,bla, “ALL of us “little people” are MORONS!”
LOL
157 mindknumbed kid // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:12 pm
It isn’t just elections they have been working to steal, our country is being stolen.
We need to start working to rebuild it from the local level up. We need to start at the local PTA’s and boards of education, and rebuild true American infrastructure. We need to make sure the judicial system works to uphold our right to an uncorrupted legal system. If not done, our nation is gone.
158 Fred Sinclair // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Bob Gorrell’s cartoon yesterday in JWR on Liberal logic.
Obama: “It’s totally unfair to criticize me for past connections to leftist radicals like Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers and ACORN.
After all John McCain has done exactly the same thing.
He hung around with Communists in North Viet Nam”.
159 mindknumbed kid // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Laughing while America descends into a socialist republic where Christianity is despised and people such as yourself are mere subjects of the state.
Obama has become your “everything” we understand your devotion to the man and your unwillingness to understand what change you are voting for next month.
We understand your view of us as here as being a bunch of unintelligent and duped John McCainiacs.
Well, we are not voting for Obama. We have given you enough reason to question your vote, but you are determined to do it anyhow, we are not in the dark here.
The demise of America as it has existed for a couple of centuries isn’t funny to us, we aren’t going to laugh it off.
And, God willing, we will be spared from Obama as president. But it is also clear to us that his defeat would only serve to enrage the leftists who hate us, and everything Christian. You will not go quietly into the night, the hatred will continue to foment.
Perhaps the only way to defeat it is to let it have its shot and to fail miserably. It isn’t what I want to see and the outcome is not guaranteed, (America could cease to exist as it was known) but I have to remind myself that God is in control. Nothing that comes about is outside of his control.
God may have appointed Obama to be our next leader, he has previously used men to bring his judgment upon nations, right?
160 mindknumbed kid // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:49 pm
“All I heard was: bla bla bla Obama, bla bla bla blacks, bla, bla, bla, hate, bla bla bla ”
Where’d you hear that? You need to get your hearing checked. It is only inside your own head.
161 BlackLion31U // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
MNK,
“Whoever is behind this are all traitors, enemies of the Constitution.”
It is you and many of the people here that have allowed and even endorsed the actions of the Republican party and the current administration. “w” himself has referred the Constitution as “just a piece of paper”. Now you conveniently chose to take interest its protection. Did you completely miss the unwarranted phone tapping?
Trolls know nothing right? Did you miss the 2000 election where the republican party invented many of the tactics used today and in the end, stole the election. Then repeated it again in 2004.
The outcry against voter fraud, vote manipulation, voter suppression and the affect that it could have on the future were ignored. All the “trolls” (Bush haters) were just whining about nothing.
Really what do we have to fear? Y’all had your chance for 8 years. Your elected has screwed this country up far worse than anyone could have imagined.
GO Obama “the ONE”
162 mindknumbed kid // Oct 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm
More of the same “hate speech” here.
http://www.newsmax.com/headlines/obama_illegal_donations/2008/10/21/142761.html?s=al&promo_code=6DD6-1
163 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 22, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I hate Hate Speech.
164 Fred Sinclair // Oct 22, 2008 at 3:28 pm
This just in from Elly:
HIGH NOON IN HAWII!!
Elly . Your suspicions about Obama’s trip to Hawaii not being about his grandma are correct. See this cryptic article below. It appears to be about Obama’s citizenship/birth certificate (not!)?
I have heard talk about this birth certificate issue … But of course, didn’t know where to turn to see if it has truth to it or not. Interesting article below.
Sheila
http://www.contrariancommentary.com/community/Home/tabid/36/mid/363/newsid363/287/Default.aspx
Subject: FW: http://www.contrariancommentary.com/community/Home/tabid/36/mid/363/newsid363/287/Default.aspx
Have you heard about this?
165 danimal // Oct 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse
We should have seen this one coming!
166 MajorDomo // Oct 22, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Obama’s grandma not sick? My-my! Where is the eagle-eyed “news” media-that travesty decent people everywhere are coming to detest and distrust?
PS: I haven’t watched NBC-CBS-ABC-CNN-MSNBC in months (advertisers note). Are they still around?
167 mig // Oct 22, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I can’t confirm, actually to lazy to confirm that Obamas’ granny broke her hip. She is indeed was/is in the hospital but it wasn’t a death bed experience but an osteo problem.
Better watch out Fred, that whole is he a citizen thing can bring the wrath upon your head. I agree it is an issue, not the single most important issue and I never thought it was. But it is still important. Why? Because it is the law that you be a citizen of this country to be our president.
Ohhh. I see the Lions are rattling their cages scaring the spectators. Don’t throw them food, it isn’t healthy to feed them. They need a special diet.
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