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RNC 2008 Video: Scott Ott Are Here

by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 20 Comments

(Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul, MN) — Putting to rest internet rumors that his coverage from the Republican National Convention is an elaborate hoax, ScrappleFace editor Scott Ott offers definitive proof.

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20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 mindknumbed kid // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    I am so glad you were able to go, you trult belong there. Have a great time!

  • 2 mindknumbed kid // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    truly…

  • 3 Just Ranting // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    For those of us who never thought Scott was really all there…well, now he has proof that he his.

    Scott, have a great time there…or is it here?

  • 4 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Oh Scott I knew you were there when I saw you in the airport. I have flown in and out of there numerous times. Plus, ain’t we Minnesota gals all cuties. (okay I was born about 50 miles from the Minnesota border but I lived there for 18 years)

  • 5 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Alright, I know I shouldn’t use the word “ain’t,” since you never know who is reading.

  • 6 onlineanalyst // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    Funniest thing: You are here… and I are here.

    Have any of you seen the NewsMax or Newsbuster clip about Jawn Cary’s remarks to George Stepuponits? He claims that Rush Limbaugh forced McCain to choose Sarah Palin to appease the “right wing” and that this if further proof that McCain will have a third Bush term. Furthermore, Palin has”zero, zero” foreign policy experience. Not only that, but Governor Palin does not believe in man-made global warming! Oh, the humanity! (To say nothing of her common sense.)

    Well, duh, the Dem candidate has “zero, zero” foreign policy experience in addition to never having to be accountable for a huge state budget and a huge government staff.

    As some posters at blogs have remarked, “Jawn Cary continues to report for doodie.” He just keeps shoveling the manure.

    Check out his preposterousness: http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/sarah_palin_rush_limbaugh/2008/09/01/126755.html?s=al&promo_code=6912-1

  • 7 mindknumbed kid // Sep 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    I.ve heard all kinds of reasons why Lady Sarah Palin has the liberals in a tizzy. While there are pawlenty of reasons, the singlemostest factor is their religious sacrament, killinfantsion. Lady Palin has had two opportunities delivered to her on a silver platter to do the right (left) thing and send two unborns to their right (left)-ful place. but no she keeps doing the wrong thing. Man that just sticks in their crawl…

    I saw that JoKe piece. And that is the beauty of McCain’s choice (he really made a pro-choice too), the liberallies cannot help themselves, they open their pieholes and start their usual vicious attacks (they cannot help themselves), and step right in it. He brings up her “lack of experience” , and he isn’t the only one saying it either, which only opens Oblahboy up to the same charge, but his name is on the top of their bumper stickers. The looney-lefties are also wallowing in it with the attacks on her for not being a good mother, etc. Only the hard-core feminazi types are going to embrace such an attack, the women that have been out there as working mothers, who know what it is like to make it as a woman in a man’s world (the dim-dems talk about the pay inequity issue, while females in the BO campaign have been paid less than their male counterparts) are going to become livid if they keep pushing the issue. It is also salt in the wounds of the Hillar-ats who wanted her as veep, or at least a woman veep. Obooboo stepped in it there too, if he wanted to secure the best chance of winning he should have taken Hillary, even with her negs she was the best choice for strength in November.

  • 8 mindknumbed kid // Sep 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    that should’ve been spelt “killinfantion”.

  • 9 mindknumbed kid // Sep 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Gettin’ into the spirit of things…

    http://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm

  • 10 conserve-a-tip // Sep 2, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Scott, how do we know that this is really you in the video? You could be a double, or you could be a terrorist made up to look like Scott Ott, or you could be an alien who has taken over Scott Ott’s body or this could all be digitally created. You are moving around and talking a bit like Max Headroom, you know. And if you aren’t Scott Ott, then who am I talking to? Ahhhhhhhhh. What have you done with Scott Ott? What are you trying to pull????Did George Bush put you up to this?

    OK, I’ve taken my medication. I’m fine…it’s just that those darned voices from outerspace are really starting to bug me.
    Signed,
    Your friendly liberal Troll
    ;-)

    Really, that’s me, CAT, impersonating a troll. Bet you couldn’t guess, huh?? Have fun in Minnysoda.

  • 11 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    conserve-a-tip

    Yes that is him. I can prove it

    http://bp3.blogger.com/_hRMh-NCc8_I/Ru8n2nm0KNI/AAAAAAAAAEw/fJWf65FpZAk/s1600-h/Scott+Ott.jpg

    http://bp1.blogger.com/_hRMh-NCc8_I/Ru8nRHm0KLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/9yda4sNeC1w/s1600-h/scottI.jpg

    So can these folks…Hawkeye and Camojack

    http://bp2.blogger.com/_hRMh-NCc8_I/Rt86d0OuHoI/AAAAAAAAAAc/YoIipYB-Flw/s1600-h/Scanned+Image.jpg

    And Mr and Mrs Beerme

    http://bp1.blogger.com/_hRMh-NCc8_I/Rt9b0kOuHsI/AAAAAAAAAA8/-gkK6hVPy3g/s1600-h/Beerme.jpg

    It all happened her one year ago. Sometimes great things can not be repeated

    http://bp1.blogger.com/_hRMh-NCc8_I/Rt86NkOuHnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/vX8m5dfE7T4/s1600-h/Face+to+Face.jpg

    P.S. Other great Scrapplers were there who can testify but my DVD unit is not working therefore the pictures are only plastic disks

  • 12 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    darn, try again

  • 13 mindknumbed kid // Sep 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    If at first you don’t succeed…you must be working with a computer! Just keep on trying, good things come to those who persevere, or is that perspire?

  • 14 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Remember, if you want news and you want it kind of fast, Shelly’s Cafe might be your source. Then maybe not.

    But if want motion pictures, well that is Scott Ott’s job.

  • 15 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    Your comment is awaiting moderation?

    Can anyone see post number 11.

    If not, I have proof for c.a.t. that that man is Scott.

    If you can’t see it, well sooner or later it will get moderated.

    sigh

  • 16 mindknumbed kid // Sep 2, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    I see it! I see it! Do I get a prize?

  • 17 onlineanalyst // Sep 2, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    I love FRED!!! He hit it out of the ball park.

    What I saw of the convention on C-SPAN, unfilterred and “interpreted” by the MSM, makes me proud to be an American and a member of the Republican Party.

    Country First!

  • 18 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    Great night-great speeches-great country.

    No more Ob1

  • 19 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 2, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    Am I missing a video?

  • 20 questioning the answers // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Yes Scott Ott are here in “Minnysoda”. It was a pleasure and honor to meet you today. But do you think you really needed a satellite truck and such a tremendous entourage? Best wishes.

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