(Minneapolis Convention Center) — For readers who aren’t familiar with the site of the Republican National Convention, ScrappleFace editor-in-chief Scott Ott offers this welcome tour.
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RNC 2008: Scott Ott On the Road to the RNC
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7 responses so far ↓
1 conserve-a-tip // Sep 1, 2008 at 11:36 am
Wow, Scott. A photo op in front of the Liberty Bell! I bet you’ve never seen that before since you are just a hick Pennsylvanian! You are witnessing history!
This was just too funny.
2 mindknumbed kid // Sep 1, 2008 at 11:39 am
The Liberty Bell, eh?
3 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 1, 2008 at 11:41 am
Cool!
4 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 1, 2008 at 11:42 am
Scott, I can’t keep up with you. For the first time ever you have rankled my very being. Minneapolis, St. Paul is one of the prettiest big cities in America.
You have to remember a lot of Norwegians once lived there, with a splatter of Irishmen in St. Paul, so they did get a little confused about some landmarks but the Swede’s tried to help them out with no luck.
The Ojibwa Indian tribe just got up and left, not wanting to add to the confusion of European white men who spoke with fork tongue.
So that is a thumbnail history of the beautiful green cities on the Mighty Mississippi, the land of my old one time home state.
Oh yes, for a offering of forgiveness we smoke wampum in peace pipe. Oh, that is right you no smokem.
5 mig // Sep 1, 2008 at 12:55 pm
It was so crowded and loud that I could hardly tell it was you with all that jostling the cameraman was getting from the unruly demonstrators. Was everyone yelling at once, I couldn’t understand them. They should chant like the democrats and maybe even practice recitting bumper sticker slogans so that even if it isn’t clear we know what they are saying.
6 Dasher // Sep 2, 2008 at 12:25 am
Scott you seem to be in the wrong town. The Convention is in St. Paul not Minneapolis, and the Minneapolis convention center is definitely in Minneapolis. I hope you find the Xcel Energy Center which is where the RNC Convention is.
7 Rnc 2008: Scott Ott on the Road To the Rnc // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:05 am
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