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Obama Admits to Oil Addiction, Seeks Treatment

by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 70 Comments · · Print This Story Print This Story

(2008-08-04) — Democrat presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, just hours after accusing his fellow citizens of being addicted to oil, admitted he has suffered the same condition since his teenage years.

“I confess that I frequently abused petroleum-based products,” said the contrite candidate, recalling that even at age 16 he sometimes drained 75 liters of a refined form of the controlled substance in a single week.

“Even now, I struggle, and it’s one day at a time,” said Sen. Obama, noting that “during a recent overseas jet fuel binge, thousands of dollars of the stuff just went up in smoke. I was seeing those trails, dude, and I thought, ‘That ain’t right. Barry you need help’.”

Unveiling his new energy proposal today in Michigan, Sen. Obama said when he’s president, generous coverage for victims of oil addiction will be part of his universal health care program. He added that he plans to set an example by checking himself into a 30-day public transit program for treatment.

“We can’t drill our way out of this crisis,” he said. “The first step is to admit you have a problem that you’re helpless to solve, and that you need to turn your life over to the care of a higher power who can pass legislation and levy taxes.”

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70 responses so far ↓

  • 1 camojack // Aug 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Friends of Barry O.?

  • 2 gafisher // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Paris and Britney are there for him.

  • 3 conserve-a-tip // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Oh Scott…you have hit a subject near and dear to my heart and boy have you pegged it! I hope that Glenn Beck sees this.

    Unfortunately, it appears that Obama does not understand how to work the program. Getting off of one addiction doesn’t mean that you transfer your behavior to another addiction!!

  • 4 gafisher // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    “Addicted to oil,” eh? Barry’s really starting to sound Presidential.

  • 5 gafisher // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    A good motto to use in Michigan might have been “American Oil in American Cars.”

  • 6 Darthmeister // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    I bet Barry also owns some oil stock.

    A bumpersticker I just saw:
    Don’t let BO stink up America

    More anti-conservative liberal fascism documented here.

  • 7 Libby Gone // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Perhaps Obama should take a fearless and moral inventory.
    Naw.

  • 8 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 4, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Wow. Talk about articulate!

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  • 10 gafisher // Aug 4, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    JL3 Re#8: ROFL! Let’s hear W try to match that!

  • 11 Alright2008 // Aug 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Hey, be nice. It is Obama’s birthday today. Happy birthday, Obama!

  • 12 MajorDomo // Aug 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    I get so tickled at ET (et #94 on Zawahier Dead)! He is such an articulate proof of Ronnie’s statement that “It’s not that Liberals don’t know anything; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t true.”

    wv ham Strickler — I think his call was K4DWW

  • 13 Darthmeister // Aug 5, 2008 at 3:10 am

    From the link I gave above:

    During the 2004 elections, people who were unaware of my political inclinations announced in front of me that “Bush is the worst President ever,” “Republicans are stupid,” “Republicans are evil,” “Bush is stupid,” “Republicans are corrupt,” “Republicans are fascists” and “Bush should be impeached.” Children ran up to me on the sidewalk chanting “Bush is evil, Bush is evil” - so you know what their parents were saying at the dinner table.

    … Barring their monomaniacal animosity towards Bush and the Republicans, they’re otherwise very nice: they’re hard workers, loving parents, good neighbors and helpful and reliable friends. Being the social creature that I am, I don’t want with one word (”Republican”) to turn these friendships upside down and inside out. (I’m not the only one with this problem.) I don’t want to be on the receiving end of some hideous Jekyll to Hyde transformation, so I just keep my mouth shut.

    Those people I know who have spoken aloud their new conservative political views have been horrified by the animosity turned against them by formerly friendly neighbors and colleagues. My in-laws who are, like me, 9/11 neocons (down in Los Angeles) have stared open-mouthed at colleagues who use staff meetings to revile Bush and the Republicans - all to the cheers and huzzahs of the other staff members. (Indeed, what they describe sounds remarkably like Orwell’s Two Minutes Hate.) On the occasions when they’ve suggested that maybe, just maybe, Bush isn’t the Antichrist, they’ve found themselves shunned by these same colleagues.

    I guess ET must be one of Bookworm’s Goldwater conservative left-wing acquaintances.

    I find it interesting that supposedly liberal, open-minded, and understanding parents would actually propagandize their own children to hate POTUS, conservatives or anyone who votes Republican from time to time. Pretty pathetic people … and hypocrites, too. Yep, it’s people like that who deceive themselves into thinking they can inculcate their children with such mindless hate and drivel and thus usher in “world peace” in their lifetimes.

    Maybe the blame-America Bush-haters will start start slapping those Hating My Way to World Peace stickers on their hybrid’s bumper in a fit of honesty and patriotic pride.

  • 14 Libby Gone // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:01 am

    JL3 #8,
    Gotta love a man who can handle pressure……

  • 15 Hawkeye // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Darth,
    I’m also one whose ‘political inclinations’ often go unnanounced. Living in a blue state as I do, I am surrounded by liberal co-workers, friends and even family members who rant about “Bush is the worst president ever”, etc.

    At a recent family get-together I interrupted the Bush-bashing momentarily to state that I thought history would be kinder to GWB than they are. The room got quiet for a moment as people thought about that, but it didn’t last long.

    One in-law said Bush was the worst president since Truman. (Hmmm) OK. So I asked him who he thought was a ‘good’ president. Oddly enough, expecting him to say Bill Clinton he said, “I kinda liked Reagan.” Go figure… :shock:

  • 16 Hawkeye // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:05 am

    BTW, Good one Scott! Oil seems to be the drug of choice among vehicle users everywhere… :smile:

  • 17 Libby Gone // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Perhaps B.O. should do a step 8. Make a list of all people he intends on harming.

  • 18 conserve-a-tip // Aug 5, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Ya know…I just got to thinking…I am a lifetime member of The Women’s Temperance Union. My greatgrandmother enrolled me on the day I was born. I got out my membership card that I have held all these years (and I’m old) and evidently, at a day old, I signed and pledged that I would not allow demon alcohol or tobacco to touch my lips. I am wondering if that includes allowing petroleum products to touch my car and body?

  • 19 conserve-a-tip // Aug 5, 2008 at 9:07 am

    LibbyGone: And then become willing to “take the ends” of those he has harmed?

    Man, AA and Alanon are gonna come after me.

  • 20 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 5, 2008 at 9:47 am

    The way Pelosi talks, she wants to cease all petroleum production in order to “save the planet.”

    Does that woman even have a brain?

    There’s hardly anything we touch that doesn’t contain a petroleum product—this isn’t just about gasoline.

  • 21 conserve-a-tip // Aug 5, 2008 at 10:07 am

    JL3rd, when Obama said that too, yesterday, I wanted a press card soooooo badly. I wanted to ask him what he was doing to become ‘oil independent’. I wonder if he is only wearing cotton or wool, if he is using nothing but paper, wood, glass or metal products and if he is driving an electric car. Even then he wouldn’t be making a whole big whoop of difference as it takes petroleum products to produce all those things!!! Aaaaaa - what a maroon - crunch, crunch, crunch.

  • 22 RedPepper // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:16 am

    Is there a 12-step program for snake-oil ?

    The Lightworker Is Always Right !

  • 23 conserve-a-tip // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Redpepper: It’s called LA - Liars Anonymous - Yeah. That’s the ticket! (Not to be confused with Los Angeles Liberals Anonymous.

    And wouldn’t that be The Lightworker Is Against Right!â„¢

    You dun good as a teacher! :-)

  • 24 conserve-a-tip // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:39 am

    oops. Left out a parenthesis. Anonymous)

  • 25 everthink // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Selected Quotes of Barry Goldwater, “Mr. Conservative”

    “I don’t have any respect for the Religious Right. There is no place in this country for practicing religion in politics. That goes for Falwell, Robertson and all the rest of these political preachers. They are a detriment to the country.”

    “A lot of so-called conservatives don’t know what the word means. They think I’ve turned liberal because I believe a woman has a right to an abortion. That’s a decision that’s up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right.”

    “By maintaining the separation of church and state, the United States has avoided the intolerance which has so divided the rest of the world with religious wars . . . Can any of us refute the wisdom of Madison and the other framers? Can anyone look at the carnage in Iran, the bloodshed in Northern Ireland, or the bombs bursting in Lebanon and yet question the dangers of injecting religious issues into the affairs of state?”

    “The religious factions will go on imposing their will on others, unless the decent people connected to them recognize that religion has no place in public policy. They must learn to make their views known without trying to make their views the only alternatives. . . We have succeeded for 205 years in keeping the affairs of state separate from the uncompromising idealism of religious groups and we mustn’t stop now”.

    “To retreat from that separation would violate the principles of conservatism and the values upon which the framers built this democratic republic.”

    AuH2O,

    ET

  • 26 Shelly // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    I thought Obama was the higher power?

    We should at least be grateful that he told us to put air in our tires. Before he made that pronouncement, who knew what those air pumps at the gas stations were for?

  • 27 Shelly // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    I now see that principled “I’m single-handedly saving the planet” Pelosi is now telling at-risk Dems to pretend they oppose her in order to get elected. She’s really committed isn’t she?

  • 28 RedPepper // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    c-a-t #23: You dun pretty good yorself, young lady !

    “In our country the lie has become not just a moral category but a pillar of the State.”

    ~ Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

    /A.I. , we hardly knew you …

  • 29 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    As if we really needed satan’s minions to come here and tell us that we don’t need Almighty God in our lives.

    As if satan hasn’t been promoting that lie for thousands of years.

    I rebuke you in the Name of Jesus.

  • 30 everthink // Aug 5, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Twisted Twit:

    If the devil is here, he came with you.

    ET

  • 31 nylecoj // Aug 5, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Re #20 and 21,
    JL3, CAT,
    When I bring that concept up to most folks they just stare at me.
    I really need to re-look up the % of oil we use for fuel relative to our overall consumption I seem to remember it as well under half but don’t quote me I will go find it. Remember, the answer to paper or plastic is paper!
    I posted on my site about my Mom if anyone has the time go look. Many of you have seen the pic I posted already but there is more about her disease. Thanks

  • 32 everthink // Aug 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    “I find it interesting that supposedly liberal, open-minded, and understanding parents would actually propagandize their own children to hate POTUS, conservatives or anyone who votes Republican from time to time.”

    Are you sure you mean to say, “interesting”?

    I don’t do POTUS! When the president acts against his oath he should be impeached!

    I could have supported the John McCain of 2000, that was before he fell to his knees before Bush, and his Neo-Con masters.

    I think Senator Chuck Hagel would be a fine choice for Obama’s running mate. (and I would like to see Lieberman as McCain’s).

    I love my county, and I hate what you loonies have done to it.

    ET

  • 33 Libby Gone // Aug 5, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    We have preserved it.

  • 34 nylecoj // Aug 5, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    OK,
    I did not remember entirely correctly.
    Oil is mostly used for fuel, about 93%. What I was remembering is that gasoline use is only 20%, and diesel fuel is 9%. More information
    Here

  • 35 Libby Gone // Aug 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Arthur C. Clarke (1917-2008) advocated we EAT oil. Turn it into a food source to support the expanding population.

  • 36 upnorthlurkin // Aug 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Lib B Gone, Amen.

  • 37 upnorthlurkin // Aug 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    LBG - okay, you slipped another comment there…..my amen(!) was in response to your 1:45 pm post.

  • 38 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 5, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    “I don’t do POTUS!”

    You are a Traitor, you piece of garbage.

  • 39 everthink // Aug 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    To all you POTUS, “Unitary Executive”, Führer, and Commander in Chief worshipers.

    The United States Constitution, Article II, Section 2:

    The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to Grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

    All presidential power MUST flow from The United States Constitution to be “conservative”!

    The president can never be the “Commander in Chief” of a FREE PEOPLE, apart from their military; and at that, subject to the oversight of Congress, and possible impeachment for the misuse that military.

    ET

  • 40 everthink // Aug 5, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    JL3,

    How can you call me a “piece of garbage” and claim to know Christ Jesus. He has placed a greater value on me, by His shed blood.

    ET

  • 41 RedRum151 // Aug 5, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    “The President … shall have Power to Grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States … ”

    Hmmm.

    What about extraterrestrials that commit Crimes against Humanity?

  • 42 DrivebyMeteor // Aug 5, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    “May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.” — General George S. Patton

  • 43 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 5, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Note: Takes offense at “garbage” but doesn’t mind “traitor”, “pervert” or friend of satan.

  • 44 upnorthlurkin // Aug 5, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    One of my dear old gray haired father’s favorite sayings is; “Poo doesn’t stink until you poke it.”
    Help me understand why you keep poking it?!
    ;-\

  • 45 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 5, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Also one of my favorite sayings.
    And if everyone here thinks I am the one who “keep[s] poking it” I will go away and not come back.
    Enough is enough.

    I love this website.
    I HATE being berated and called names day after day after day.

  • 46 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    ET is a lover of perverts, murderers, traitors and satan. He promotes every form of Godlessness imaginable and seeks to destroy my country.

    I find that intolerable and I see no reason to keep my opinions to myself.

    Why is it okay for that degenerate to spew whatever filth it desires and not okay for me to respond?

  • 47 everthink // Aug 5, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    upnorthlurkin:

    Are you sure he didn’t say: “The more you poke it, the more it smells?”

    Even so, Twisted Twit:

    It is you who have sold your birthright, if not your soul, not me!

    I think you confuse Republican politics with American government; I suspect too, you confuse church membership with Christianity.

    Do try to bring your unruly member under control. Until you do, I will not answer you, so go for it little fella.

    ET

  • 48 MajorDomo // Aug 5, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    While everyone’s attention is focused on the presidential race, the Donothing Dumbocrats in Congress are out to lunch, leaving really urgent problems to worsen. I think it’s time for people to start thinking about how they are going to get rid of Pelosi, Reed, etc. Time to vote out their support. If they go back to minority status it won’t matter whether Pelosi and Reed are voted out or not. It’s time, folks. It’s time to return to a Republican majority in Congress so we can fix the Dumbocrats’ screwups.

  • 49 RedPepper // Aug 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Four legs good !
    Two legs bad !
    Four legs good !
    Two legs bad !
    Four legs good !
    Two legs bad !

    O-baaa-ma ! O-baaa-ma !

    / baaa baaa black sheep …
    // black sheep ?
    /// black sheep ? ! ?

    Racism ! ! !

  • 50 upnorthlurkin // Aug 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    JL3, I would never berate you for sparring with the spawn of satan….I salute you! I personally believe IT gets his jollies believing he’s “gittin’ over” on us. I believe he derives pleasure provoking our ire and getting us to respond/defend our beliefs. I love this blog too, but the two who fancy themselves trolls are very tiring and my personal opinion is it’s best to ignore them. They have no desire to debate, just accuse and call names. In reality, why would anyone normal, hang around people they don’t like?

  • 51 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 5, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    I’m not coming back. (Big deal, I know)

    There’s plenty of other sites that don’t put up with that crap.

    Bye.

  • 52 Beerme // Aug 5, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I’m hoping JL3 doesn’t mean that. I agree with you Upnorthlurkin, but it is difficult to keep reading ET’s slimy diatribes without response.
    There is no liberal website that would not ban such a poster, if they were conservative. Of course no conservative would remain at a website needling the site’s faithful, simply to be a fly in the ointment.

    There is obviously a mental problem in ET’s heralded lineage (perhaps a recessive gene that just shows up in this generation?), else why stay and continue this thankless task?

  • 53 Beerme // Aug 5, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Happy Election Day, Scrapplers!

    I just got back from expressing my political opinion. Don’t forget, y’all!

  • 54 Beerme // Aug 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Many, many kudos to C-A-T, for the wonderful parody in the previous thread (#69)!

    Santini woulda been proud!

  • 55 conserve-a-tip // Aug 5, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Beerme, ours was last Tuesday. Did our duty! We have a runoff election in quite a number of slots coming up this month.

    JL3rd, please come back. I, for one, totally understand your frustration. ET is a jerk, plain and simple, who thinks it is just a-ok to spout his opinions and his accusations, but it’s not ok for anyone else to do so if they don’t agree with him. It is typical of the liberal mindset. Got a whole passel of family members just like him.

    Just remember, Jesus wasn’t an enabler, didn’t excuse sin and never demanded that everything be fair and equal for everyone, in spite of what liberals like ET say. In fact, Jesus promised that the world would hate you and call you all manner of names for His sake and that you would be blessed in the midst of it. Wear ET’s insults as a badge of honor. If you are offensive to his worldliness, then it is ok. We love you!!!

  • 56 conserve-a-tip // Aug 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Beerme, you are too kind! What a compliment. Thank you. We need to do that more often in memorium!

  • 57 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    There has not been a leader in the White House other than Harry Truman and Ronald Reagan since Theodore Roosevelt’s “Square Deal”.

    Three leaders in over a century? I’m believing that after McCain is elected he will, against all odds, be like Truman and knock the socks off of everyone by becoming the most hated President (by liberals) in all of history. Like Truman, even his fellow democrats hated him (mainly because they couldn’t “control” him).

    For the welfare of the USofA Truman may well be the best President America has ever had. (even though he was far from perfect.) Truman rejected the council of Generals White, Scott, Twining and LeMay in their unanimous urging to end the Korean War in three days with zero loss of American lives by using the Atomic Bomb. BIG MISTAKE. BIG, HUGE!

    McCain is far from my 1st choice, but I sense a “sleeping tiger”.

    My 1st choice would be either Sen. Jim Inhofe (R) Okla. Alaska’s Gov. Sarah Palin or Louisiana’s Gov. Bobby Jindal. Any of the three would be great for America as would any of the three be great as Vice-President.

    If McCain isn’t elected then his defeat will be at the feet of those Republicans who stayed home and didn’t vote. With all of his warts and scars he is (a) Pro military in the war against terrorism and (b) committed to nominating only Conservatives to fill vacancies on the SCOTUS.

    Other than that he’s a liberal but then for America B.O. would be a disaster!!!!!!! Somewhat akin to God’s putting His “Chosen People” into slavery for four hundred years in Egypt.

    Not that we don’t deserve it but I pray for God’s continued mercy for America.

    IN GOD WE TRUST

  • 58 Libby Gone // Aug 5, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    “How can you call me a “piece of garbage” and claim to know Christ Jesus. He has placed a greater value on me, by His shed blood.

    ET

    This is an idiotic statement by a blasphemer.
    ET if you have an ounce of Christian blood in your veins you should immediately repent.
    You choose to act like a piece of garbage, choosing to post random controversial statements as opposed to enter into honest extended discussion.
    Whether or not you are a piece of excement in life is , thats your soul. I suspect you’re a punk living in Moms basement living, taking liberal arts courses at the Community College, delivering pizzas(poorly), on some Government program. That’s just a hypothesis.

    You brought the name of the Lord into social discourse with out praising him, only for self glorification.
    You took the Lords name in vain.

  • 59 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Just returned from voting. Pete Hockstra as Rep. - the rest are local offices.

    12 states and possessions have only one (1) Representative. California has a few gazillions (54 actually). I just read an article promoting a readjustment Amendment to the Constitution limiting all states to one (1) Representative. Period.

    Although a very good case is made for such an excellent amendment - omitted was a plan to get such an amendment through congress. I see a fly in the ointment since no consideration was given on how to convince congress to vote themselves out of a job.

    For no good reason I had not previously scrolled down past the “submit” button.
    I just did and found this:

    © 2006–2007 ScrappleFace — Sitemap — Cutline by Chris Pearson
    ScrappleFace Layout Through the Years

    Bad Behavior has blocked 9602 access attempts in the last 7 days

    9602 access attempts !!!It would be nice if we could apply that very effective blocking mechanism to our Senate and House of Representatives. That would effectively make the proposed amendment unnecessary. about two dozed Rep.’s would be easier to control.

    Those that make the cut could find their new responsibilities made more attractive by taking the combined salaries of the fired Rep.’s and awarding equal distribution to the remaining Rep.’s.

    It’ll never fly, but it’s fun to think about.

    B.O. STINKS

  • 60 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    LG #58 - Well I never… the little masochist you are feeding (all alone down in his Mom’s basement) derives his own pleasure and gratification from the verbal abuse piled on him.

    That makes you an enabler; insofar as you are feeding his addiction. He’s getting what thrills and arouses him and he’s not even paying you.

    masochism |ˈmasəˌkizəm; ˈmaz-|
    noun
    the tendency to derive pleasure, esp. sexual gratification, from one’s own pain or humiliation.
    • (in general use) the enjoyment of what appears to be painful.>

    Maybe we should charge him for his pleasure. He can use PayPal and send Scott $25.00 every time one of us beats him up (in writing, that is.)

    On the other hand, we could make him quit ‘cold turkey’ by only writing nice things about him, compliment him on how handsome he is; what a real ‘Macho’ man he is; how we love his writing that reads like words flowing straight from the “Bard’s” pen. He’d be tearing his hair out in frustration in three days or less.

    If it should respond to what I’ve written to you be sure and let me know. Since I went “on the wagon” (the troll wagon that is.) I’m very careful to never read anything written by them.

    The more I think about it, that $25.00 idea sounds better and better. (plus Scott can use the money)

  • 61 Libby Gone // Aug 5, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Hello my name is Libby and I am a Trolloholic.
    (obligitory “Hello Libby”)

  • 62 da Bunny // Aug 5, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    JL3rd, please come back. Don’t let the lying, name-calling leftist keep you from the enjoyment you get in posting here. You’re a better man than that. The rest of us don’t want to see you go… :-)

  • 63 da Bunny // Aug 5, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    Libby Gone #33…Excellent, and “amen.”

  • 64 Libby Gone // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:32 am

    Good Morning Americans!
    At home and abroad.

  • 65 conserve-a-tip // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Good morning LG! It is actually cooler today. How pleasant. Only gonna get to 95! It’s a cold wave.

    Hello, my name is CAT and I have been troll-sober for one day.

  • 66 conserve-a-tip // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Fred - Re #60 - I have pondered your advice and since scripture says “thou shalt not lie”, I think I’ll just go with the “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” :-)

  • 67 conserve-a-tip // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Oh yeah. And one more thing. Let’s all ask Scott to contact JL3rd with our requests for him to return and that we miss him!!!

  • 68 Maggie // Aug 6, 2008 at 10:13 am

    JL3,
    You had better get a grip and “git” yourself back on SF!!!!!
    I have a wonderful solution for you.Listen -UP .

  • 69 Maggie // Aug 6, 2008 at 10:20 am

    JL3,
    Listen up!!!!

    Solution to the troll problem :D on’t read his
    posts and don’t respond to him.

    Now “git yourself back to SF,” NOW!
    Besides,we will miss you.(God Bless America)

  • 70 RedPepper // Aug 6, 2008 at 10:23 am

    c-a-t #66: Good morning!

    That’s the way I was raised - & I’m still struggling with myself to follow that advice to an even greater degree than I’ve manged to, so far.

    Back in my teens, I knew an older guy - an artist - who spoke so seldom that I found it disturbing, and, when I was in his company, I would often blurt out something inane simply to break the unnerving silence.

    I’m reminded of another old saw I used to hear back then - “Make sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.”

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