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Obama Declares in Springfield, But Simpsons Not Invited

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(2007-02-10) — In what many consider a backhanded slap at the conservative Fox News Channel, Democrat Sen. Barack Obama plans to officially declare his presidential candidacy today in Springfield, but his campaign has not invited the town’s most famous residents — Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson — to the speech.

The controversy over the Simpson snubbing threatens to overshadow what should have been the high-point of Mr. Obama’s career, and his greatest accomplishment to date.

The Simpsons, whose fame grew from simple comedy sketches and led to a popular Fox TV show and a feature-length Hollywood movie, have almost single-handedly put Springfield on the map and made it virtually the best-loved town in America.

“Obama is using Springfield to ride Homer’s coattails,” said Mr. Simpson’s agent, “He says he’s running a new kind of political campaign, but by ignoring the Simpsons right in Homer’s backyard, he sends a clear message that it’s politics as usual.”

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  • 1 Scott Ott // Feb 10, 2007 at 7:05 am

    Obama Declares in Springfield, But Simpsons Not Invited…

    by Scott Ott

    (2007-02-10)
    — In what many consider a backhanded slap at the conservative Fox News
    Channel, Democrat Sen. Barack Obama plans to officially declare
    his presidential candidacy today in Springfield, but his……

  • 2 Big Java // Feb 10, 2007 at 7:10 am

    “…it’s politics as usual.” Who would have thought!
    Homer is probably too conservative anyway.

  • 3 conserve-a-tips // Feb 10, 2007 at 7:30 am

    I don’t get it. And Obama makes such a classic study in cartoon characature. One would think that he would want to be surrounded by his own kind.

    Oh…and God Bless America!!!!!

    Oh…and good morning Scrapplers. Getting ready to head out to the cold panhandle. Lovely day for a drive.

  • 4 SeaDog // Feb 10, 2007 at 7:44 am

    Doh!

  • 5 MargeinMI // Feb 10, 2007 at 7:59 am

    c-a-t, Be sure to stop for donuts on your way. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts……

    -Homer

    Mornin’ all!

  • 6 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 10, 2007 at 8:02 am

    “[P]olitics as usual” indeed.

    What a joke.

  • 7 onlineanalyst // Feb 10, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Good old Obama Ramadan must be trying to confuse already befuddled supporters into thinking that his announcement is Lincolnesque. It’s only cartoonish though.

  • 8 Rock Slatestone // Feb 10, 2007 at 8:51 am

    Ok, I didn’t get enough sleep. I thought it said Osama was running for president not Obama.

    Good Grief! oops, wrong cartoon.

  • 9 Darthmeister // Feb 10, 2007 at 9:39 am

    Barack Obama, our most famous Manchurian Candidate here in the People’s Republic of Illinois.

    I bet Beavis and Butthead will be some of Osama Obama’s most enthusiastic supporters the next couple of years.

  • 10 Beerme // Feb 10, 2007 at 9:55 am

    NBC just ran piece on how to quit smoking, that revolved around the announcement by Obama that he was going to try to quit. The media is absolutely in love with this stealth candidate. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    “Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems”-Homer Simpson

  • 11 RedPepper // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:05 am

    And you thought the coverage was excessive before he officially announced!

    There’ll be no stopping the LSM now!

    Barack, Barack around the clock tonite …

  • 12 Mack // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:13 am

    I laughed at the headline. This one is sure to end up in Scott’s next book.

  • 13 Mack // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:26 am

    I was reading “Onlineanalysts” post on the last thread in regards to when the MSM is going to start covering success in Iraq. Buddy I hate to be the bearer of bad news but they won’t. There is one way we will all be able to tell we have succeeded though. The news will have moved on to other stories.

    I have noticed that for years the lead story was always the body count in Iraq. Now it’s usually several stories into any news broadcast and less than 15 seconds. If they only waste 15 to 30 seconds discussing the losses we know they won’t bother to discuss any successes.

    It’s hard to watch the evening news these days though, they have moved on to discussing Hillary’s latest remarks and O’Bama speaking where ever. In the eyes of the media the race for 2008 will come down to these two people and they aren’t shy about saying so. Me thinks they will be surprised.

  • 14 Loki, E.NC.Z.B-K // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:29 am

    As the great philosipher Homer Simpson once said-
    “When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV!”

  • 15 onlineanalyst // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Rock: Osama is probably not running (for anything), but he is likely moldering in a cave designed for the tallest man in Afghanistan. That’s a lot of ashes.

  • 16 RedPepper // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Here’s another story you won’t be seeing on the (MSM) evening news …

    Cost to taxpayers? Some $15,000 an hour.

    A round-trip to Rep. Pelosi’s home in San Francisco could easily run $300,000. Meanwhile, the same flight on a commercial jet can run less than $300.

    Air Pelosi .

  • 17 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:46 am

    I hope the everlasting tire fire, Springfield’s claim to fame and Lisa greatest environmental fear, won’t hurt his backdrop for the presidential race.

    Location, location, location

  • 18 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. -Homer Simpson

  • 19 mig // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:49 am

    “Obama may want to avoid thinking about another historic quest that began in Springfield”….”Nearly half the party died, and some of the rest survived only through cannibalism.”

    Nice Link Scott!

  • 20 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh? -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm, 52 slices of American cheese. -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm, forbidden donut. -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm, free goo. -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm, Gummy-beer. -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm, purple. -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm, sacrilicious. -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm…fuzzy. -Homer Simpson

    Mmmm…open faced club sand wedge. -Homer Simpson

  • 21 mig // Feb 10, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Homer Simpson Fan, JL3?

  • 22 da Bunny // Feb 10, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    “Osama Obama…Alabama Obama…uh…what is his name, what is his name?” [Paul Shanklin is a genius!]
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I grew up in Central Illinois, a little over an hour’s drive east of Springfield. Having been to the Old State Capitol, Lincoln’s Home, Lincoln’s Tomb, etc. on several occasions, and having been a student of Lincoln’s political and personal history for most of my life, I know that Lincoln was a very great man from the humblest of beginnings. His intelligence and insight transcended his lack of all but a few weeks of “formal” education. While not a follower of any organized religion, he was a very Godly man, whose goal in any situation was to do the right thing, and not the easiest or most popular thing. He literally gave his life to preserve the union of this great nation, and he stuck to his principles in the face of overwhelming opposition.

    The audacity of arrogance displayed by this charlatan Obama, in comparing himself in any way to Abraham Lincoln is beyond comprehension. They both have lived in Illinois…and that’s where the “comparison” ends.

  • 23 Obama to Snub Simpson | PAWaterCooler.com // Feb 10, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    [...] Scott Ott: In what many consider a backhanded slap at the conservative Fox News Channel, Democrat Sen. Barack Obama plans to officially declare his presidential candidacy today in Springfield, but his campaign has not invited the town’s most famous residents — Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson — to the speech. [...]

  • 24 egospeak // Feb 10, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Paul Shanklin truly is a genius. So is The Great Santini.
    Has anyone considered the possibility that they might be the same person? I’ve never seen the two of them together. Actually, I’ve never seen either one of them alone for that matter. To be completely honest I’ve never, ever seen either one of them…well, it was just a thought.

  • 25 da Bunny // Feb 10, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    egospeak, I know for a fact that Shanklin and Santini are not the same person. However, both are very talented at the art of the parody!! :lol:

  • 26 GnuCarSmell // Feb 10, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    It’s official! Obama bin runnin’!

    I don’t why he didn’t wear his stovepipe hat. Maybe he’s saving that for his “reporting for duty” moment.

  • 27 mig // Feb 10, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    da Bunny - Did Obama say this: “he was a very Godly man, whose goal in any situation was to do the right thing, and not the easiest or most popular thing. He literally gave his life to preserve the union of this great nation, and he stuck to his principles in the face of overwhelming opposition.” ?
    If he admires this about Lincoln, then Obama must love GW!

  • 28 Mack // Feb 10, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    I think this will be the most convoluted election in history. With every criticism of O’Bama being labeled as racist and every criticism of Hillary being labeled sexist they are going to cry, stomp, and complain when we go after their liberal records and their lack of qualifications.

    So sit back everyone, buckled up tight, because this is going to be a bumpy ride. As I said last week, Moveon.org is already running attack adds against John McCain here in Iowa. Next Saturday we will be attending a town hall meeting where he will speak. As Republican Candidates go I am about luke warm but frankly they are all a better alternatives to what the Democrats are serving up.

    Does anyone remember the short lived TV show “Max Headroom?” Is it possible to program the perfect candidate? The people who we can support don’t seem to have a chance, the people we aren’t thrilled about seem to be media favorites. What is a conservative to do?

  • 29 RedPepper // Feb 10, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    Mack: IMHO, those “media favorites” will shortly discover just how fickle the “favor” of the MSM is … especially if you are a Republican

  • 30 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 10, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    I believe that one of the advantages of this “race” getting to such an early start is that, when election time comes-after two years of being patronized and played for chumps-the American public will show their disgust and choose the “right” candidates.

    This whole thing is getting more sickening by the minute. The MSM seems to think that Obama should be elected simply because he has negroid features, Clinton simply because she is a female or either one simply because they are not Bush (who, as far as I know, is not running).

    I hate to say it but it doesn’t matter who runs as the Republican candidate, that’s who I’m voting for-a gun to my head would not induce me to vote Democrat.

  • 31 Darthmeister // Feb 10, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Fox News Live is presently running a series of videoclips of imams, clerics, and run-of-the-mill Islamists telling us exactly what they want to do to kafirs, infidels, Israel and “Great Satan America”. All other lamestream media outlets are gutless cowards not running this stuff wall-to-wall.

    As one expert noted: Radical Islam is Nazism with a fez.

  • 32 Mack // Feb 10, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    The bigger problem is that people get so tired of seeing attack adds they don’t vote. More to the point they detach from the process all together. Conservatives either don’t vote at all or are swayed by the non stop liberal infomercials we all know as the MSM.

    On the bright side the general public is catching on. It’s funny that Rush Limbaugh has a bigger audience than ever before but major newspapers and magazines like the New York Times and Time magazine are laying off people. CNN and other former news conglomerates are cutting back staff because they no longer have the market share and their income is down because of it.

    I said it before, the all out media blitz is going to back fire. Hillary will sicken the population who has to sit through thousands of her approved messages. By that time a retarded monkey could run a write in campaign and be the next president. Besides, even if she does win the nomination she will never make it in the general election. Republicans despise her as much as Billy.

  • 33 nylecoj // Feb 10, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    Re #28,
    It is not just criticisms that are being leveled as racist, President Bush made the ‘mistake’ of calling Obama articulate in an interview which is apparently condescending. According to the women being interviewed by O’Reilly the other night he should have known better than to say such a thing especially after Biden’s remarks. What the two comments have in common I have no idea, and for some reason I always thought articulate was a good thing.

  • 34 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 10, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    Exactly. Any newcomer would (or should) be judged on their ability to articulate their stance on various topics. Good grief.

  • 35 Mack // Feb 10, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    If you look at the world from the point of view of a racist, everyone that is like him is articulate and perfect. To say that one person is articulate is to assume that others of that race are not. This is another liberal word trick I have seen trolls play for years, even on this site.

    They do these little twists of their opponents words to put us on the defensive. Like two threads back when neverthink was insinuating that Heirborneranger was threatening him. Our mistake is to let him get away with it. We attribute some form of misunderstanding on their part and feel the need to explain ourselves and even apologize because they misunderstood.

    Personally I have come to a place in my life where I no longer feel responsibility for their stupidity. I no longer feel the need to correct their intentional misconceptions. To do so is to give some form of credibility to people who have none. Frankly they know very well what was intended. Biden did insinuate that black people were not articulate. He has done similar things for other minorities such as his joke about people from India owning 7-11 stores.

    The President was being gracias and everyone who saw the interview knew it. All I ask of conservatives is that we quit being so nice to the mean spirited hateful little twits who oppose us and tell it like it is.

  • 36 RedPepper // Feb 10, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    JL3 #34: There you go again, being judgmental ! I mean … that is sosoicky !

    :eek:

  • 37 da Bunny // Feb 10, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    mig re: #27…no I am the one who wrote that about Lincoln. I grew up in Illinois, but I don’t think Osama Obama did. Probably the only thing Obama knows about Lincoln is that he was President. :sad:

  • 38 gafisher // Feb 10, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    OK, from here on in it’s D’ohbama.

  • 39 meesterbig // Feb 10, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    I have to admit to feeling quite gushy when Obama announced against the backdrop of Abe Lincoln. Finally, I said to myself, a savior will free the white slaves of this great country…….

  • 40 Darthmeister // Feb 10, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    In describing Barack “Osama” Obama, Sen. Joe Biden said: “The first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy … that’s a storybook, man.”

    President Bush: “He’s an attractive guy. He’s articulate. I’ve been impressed with him when I’ve seen him in person.”

    So when two Democratic black women went on the O’Reilly show to rail about “racism”, at whom did they point their fingers …. George Bush! Freakin’ partisan race-baiters! Another reason I despise double-standard liberals of all colors.

  • 41 gafisher // Feb 10, 2007 at 8:22 pm

    Y’know, Howard Dean would make a pretty good Homer (although he’d also give Herschel Krustofski a run for his money), and Hillary has to have been taking Selma lessons. San Fran Nan is almost a ringer for M. Szyslak, and Teddy Kennedy could fill in for Horatio McCallister if the bridge was wide enough. John Kerry strikes me as a fair Montgomery Burns, though I’m not sure Barney Fwank could live up to the Waylon Smithers standard. I wonder what other Simpsons characters the Dems could play.

  • 42 GnuCarSmell // Feb 10, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    My take on Obama fever is that a segment of the population is driven by a need to belong to the latest fad. Since that need is emotion-based, it really doesn’t matter if there is any substance underlying the fad — in this case Obama. These folks are like lemmings, but curiously, have taken to calling themselves “reality-based” recently. The guy is like an exotic pet, and exotic pets have a way of messing in their cages eventually, leaving their admirers disenchanted as they wait for the MSM to announce the next lighter-than-air novelty.

    There’s nothing necessarily wrong in following a fad when it’s something silly and inconsequential, like American Idol, Harry Potter, or the DiVinci Code. But a President wields great power and can influence the lives of millions. This guy has not shown a shred of evidence he has any leadership ability whatsoever. He has the gravitas of a multi-colored party balloon. So I look upon those dancing the Obama Boogie as terribly unserious and unthinking.

    But then, what would the Democrat party do without them?

  • 43 Mack // Feb 10, 2007 at 10:24 pm

    I think what bugs me the most about the media is that they are the people who should know the truth and choose to ignore it for a more splashy lie. That is the essence of evil. When millions of people nationally and billions around the world are subject to policies dictated by public opinion, and that opinion is based on an agenda driven lie, we all suffer.

    With that in mind I hold the press in lower regard than the politicians who use that bias to manipulate the public. Were the media to tell the truth and report factually without bias there would not be a single Democrat in public office outside of maybe Massachusetts or California. The super liberal enclaves want perverted masochistic despots to be in charge.

  • 44 Harry Daschle // Feb 10, 2007 at 11:18 pm

    Obama was in Springfield to ask Apu to be his VP. He isn’t overlooking the Indian voting block.

    “Thank you-come again!”

    It is not fair to say Obama doesn’t know about Lincoln. It is one of his favorite cars to ride in just behind a Caddy Limo or Escalade!

  • 45 Darthmeister // Feb 10, 2007 at 11:30 pm

    Osama Obama is such a phony. From Captain’s Quarters:

    Obama made a number of references to Abraham Lincoln in a subtle attempt to address the critcisms of his lack of experience. Lincoln also had a lack national political experience and no track record as an executive, and went on to become perhaps America’s greatest President. That happened in the context of a civil war, though, and Lincoln’s greatness came from standing up to secessionists and ignoring demands for an end to the war and a political compromise that would have split the nation.

    Obama, on the other hand, wants to inherit the mantle of Lincoln while essentially arguing for everything Lincoln opposed. He wants to assume the leadership of the new Copperheads, who believe that the present war cannot be won and that America should withdraw forthwith. Obama seems closer to George McClellan in this regard, who lost against Lincoln in 1864 after getting fired by Lincoln as commander of the Union Armies.

  • 46 RedPepper // Feb 11, 2007 at 8:34 am

    Good Morning, all!

    I think we should do something nice for Barack Obama - you know, to celebrate his entry into the 2008 presidential race.

    I think we should all kick in and buy him one of those “lawn jockey” statuettes for his front lawn. With a bright red uniform - and a little red cap - and a little lantern.

    With the face - and big grin - of Sen. Joseph Biden!

    Whaddaya think?

  • 47 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 11, 2007 at 9:14 am

    re:46

    Just don’t buy him tickets for a night out at the theater. Eww, that was bad.

    Global warming still leaving NE Ohio out of its boundaries. Nine degree and no temps above 32 for this month (so far)

  • 48 Mack // Feb 11, 2007 at 9:14 am

    I think Darthmeister has a good point in #45. But of course Lincoln was not only a Republican, he was they first Republican president.

  • 49 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 11, 2007 at 9:16 am

    Oh, and I think we should set up a Global Warming alert for us frigid Mid-westerns. You know, like a red-wing black bird sighting, or a spring opening of an ice cream stand. We need help!

  • 50 MargeinMI // Feb 11, 2007 at 9:27 am

    There was a mosquito in my house the other day, when it was -2 outside. What’s that a sign of???

    I think we ought to let camojack do our weather predicting for us. He OBVIOUSLY has an inside track on when to get out of Dodge and head for the tropics!

    Morning all!

  • 51 Darthmeister // Feb 11, 2007 at 9:37 am

    RedPepper, you laugh, but there was a colored, negro, Afro, black African-American family only about four houses down the block that have a white-faced jockey in their front yard - it had the riding crop and everything.

    Personally I thought it was funny and no white family I knew was offended. It hasn’t been there for the last four our so years so I don’t know if the PC police made them get rid of it or what. Never asked.

    But I guess the lesson now is don’t bother complimenting your “brother of color” lest they think you’re simply trying to paper over your racism since you are a white conservative after all.

  • 52 Fred Sinclair // Feb 11, 2007 at 10:19 am

    So far, all I’ve been able to get from NBC is that Obama is running on a two plank platform. #1 Regurgitate Hillary’s failed National Healthcare Plan and #2 Cut and run policy for Iraq. Perhaps he has in mind that our troops in their “run for the border” could briefly stop on the border, drop their pants and “moon” the following terrorists - that will show them!

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 53 Fred Sinclair // Feb 11, 2007 at 10:27 am

    From prior thread #143 RedPepper - thanks for the posting and selected quote from Jonathan Edwards “Sinners in the Hands of An Angry God”. I could post the entire sermon (but I won’t) One of the greatest sermons ever preached anywhere, by anyone!
    It was preached to non-Christians and the beautiful part is in its describing with incredible accuracy the non-Christian’s precarious position in the eon’s of time. And yet, from that position, anyone capable, can Believe in God’s love gift - His Son, Jesus, the Christ - in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. “For by grace are ye saved through faith and that not of yourselves, it is a gift of God and not of works lest any man should boast.” (Eph. 2:8,9)
    So that in all of mankind, “All have sinned and come short of the glory of God” (Rom. 3:23) we are comprised of two groups only. Group 1 = Sinners saved by Gods grace (unmerited favor) and Group 2 = Sinners who are not saved.
    This “All roads lead to Rome balogna is just that; balogna sliced and served by the Deciever himself. “It doesen’t really matter what you believe, so long as you believe in something.” or “All faiths lead, by different routes, to Heaven.”
    That’s how you get to earn yourself a “72 year old virgin”, although some of the poorer translations render that portion as “72 virgins”.

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 54 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 11, 2007 at 11:01 am

    Oww, I did so bad on this test that I feel I needed to pat myself on the back for being this stupid (about the Simpsons)

    http://html.newsnet5.com/sh/quizine/3515209/

  • 55 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 11, 2007 at 11:13 am

    Do I know what rhetorical means? -Homer Simpson

  • 56 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 11, 2007 at 11:15 am

    Lisa, stop that racket! I’m trying to fix your mother’s camera. Easy, easy. I think I’ll need a bigger drill. -Homer Simpson

  • 57 Beerme // Feb 11, 2007 at 11:41 am

    The people who we can support don’t seem to have a chance, the people we aren’t thrilled about seem to be media favorites. What is a conservative to do?

    Comment by Mack — February 10, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

    I have decided to vote for those I can support from now on, regardless of whether they have a chance. That’s my stand and I’m making it.

    gafisher,

    How about Michael Moore as “Comic Book Guy”-”Worst documentary, ever”!

    or even “Macaca” as “Apu”-”Save me Shiva”!

  • 58 meesterbig // Feb 11, 2007 at 11:55 am

    I was doing the TV remote-thing last night and came across “NBC’s Nightly News with John Sickentalker”. The first 10 minutes of the broadcast showcased the pending Obama v. Billary heavyweight bout for the Demagogue Party nomination. After catching his fleeting breath, Mr. Sickentalker then immediately launched into NBC’s nightly bashing of Bush’s war in Iraq.

    I presume the Republicans have completely dropped out of the 2008 Prez race since they apparently took Saturday off. Actually, they haven’t learned they have to do (much) more than simply fart to garner any media coverage……..

  • 59 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 11, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Whoopeee! Day five of IV steroids have now finished. The nurse just removed all the plumbing so hopefully my blood sugar will go down so I can enjoy the big pot of Spaghetti sauce I made yesterday.

    Sorry, the say, pasta will shoot up the blood sugar. Bah humbug. I’m not diabetic, so tomorrow the sugar returns to my diet.

  • 60 Beerme // Feb 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Oh, Ms RightWing, Ink, you’re sweet enough without any sugar! ;-)

  • 61 Beerme // Feb 11, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Speaking of sugar and all things sweet, check out this “miracle fruit” that makes sour and bitter things taste sweet.
    Though not approved by the FDA, this little natural wonder could make dieting easier and diabetics happier…

  • 62 Maggie // Feb 11, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Happy Birthday Possumtrot.May the candles on your cake keep you warm on Scorpian Hill.

  • 63 mig // Feb 11, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Hillary Clinton proposes to increase troop strength in Afghanistan by sending a few hand-picked “special forces”.

  • 64 mig // Feb 11, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Happy Birthday to ya, Possum!

  • 65 onlineanalyst // Feb 11, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Obama declares in Springfield; Edwards combs his hair in any available mirror; Hillary sharpens her claws wherever there is a microphone. Ho, hum. Business as usual…

    The cat just gacked a hairball on the living room rug and now is pestering me at the keyboard. I guess he feels the same way that I do about the Dhimmis.

    Happy birthday, Possumtrot! Stop lurking. You have an e-card awaiting you.

  • 66 upnorthlurkin // Feb 11, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    A very Happy One, Possum!!
    OLA, don’cha just hate when that happens. What’s the deal with the carpet? I have plenty of bare floors that would be so easy to wipe up…..nevermind, I just answered my own question….Gave our dog a bath this morning so there’s dog hair in the air too! PPBBTTHH!

  • 67 onlineanalyst // Feb 11, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    The killer about cat food is that it’s doctored with those impossible-to-remove food dyes that are probably of no consequence to the appetite-inducing qualities of the chow. Grrrrrrr….

  • 68 onlineanalyst // Feb 11, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Good grief! Has the thread deteriorated to cat-food recipes because of my griping?

  • 69 Possumtrot // Feb 11, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    My favorite people, but Osama Bamalama doesn’t invite them? Break out the firehoses, where’s Bull Conners when we need him?

    Just kidding, Obarack. If you can’t take a joke now, you defintely won’t be able to stand one later on in your presidential race. You are up against the most powerful Socialist cartel in America. The Clintons make Russian power-brokers look like amateurs. I won’t be surprised to see you as dead as Anna Nicole Smith, and piled next to her body on the junk heap of history.

  • 70 Darthmeister // Feb 11, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    Possumtrot, do you have to keep a fire extinguisher nearby when they light up the birfday cake?

    My last birthday cake look like a trailer for the remake of China Syndrome.

  • 71 upnorthlurkin // Feb 11, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Not your fault, OLA! I have to agree….wouldn’t it be nice to have dye-free pet food. Obviously they don’t care what it looks like!! All the glam is for the discerning owners! My vet insists my dog and cats would eat the same thing everyday…..the varieties are strictly optional and for their humans….(I tend to disagree…however, I do agree we tend to humanize them.)

  • 72 Darthmeister // Feb 11, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    Ms RightWing, it’s good to hear your doing a bit better. Don’t worry, young lady, you ain’t missin’ nothin’ anyway since Global Warming old man winter is turning the midwest into something resembling Nanook-of-the-North’s stompin’ grounds.

    They say we might get another 5 to 8 inches of the white stuff in the next 36 hours here in the central part of the People’s Republic of Illinois. I’m thinking about opening up a ski resort in our fair municipality’s retention pond.

  • 73 Darthmeister // Feb 11, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    In 2004 Obama Clearly Stated He Wasn’t Running For President.

    But that’s okay, Demoncratics don’t mind supporting and voting for a liar, just so long its their liar. At least sHrillary was more nuanced about her potential run for the presidency. It will be interesting to see how the sHrillary campaign will shred the very junior Senator from Illinois over the next two years … but not a single word of it will come from her mouth.

  • 74 onlineanalyst // Feb 11, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    Apologies ahead of time for this lame effort that lacks the same substance as cannot equally be found in Obama:

    Obama Boom De Ya!
    The pol’s come out to say
    He has a better way
    That trumps “Plug’s” racist bray.

    Obama is so slick
    He’s full of rhetoric.
    More socialist planning schtick
    He hope will do the trick.

    Obama Boom De Ya!
    From ‘Raq he’ll find a way.
    He’ll name the month and day.
    Though there’ll be h*ll to pay.

    Obama Boom De Ya!
    Barry just wants to play.
    Clintons say, “What the hey!
    Maybe some other day!”

    Obama talks the talk
    He’s never had to walk.
    The press can only gawk
    And praise his empty schock.

    Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay
    That’s all I have to say
    ‘Bout ‘Bama Boom De Ay
    ‘Fore I get still more gray.

  • 75 The Great Santini // Feb 11, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    ♪ ♪ ♪ OBAMA BUMP AND GRIND ♪ ♪ ♪

    [Tune: “Windmills of Your Mind”, from the 1968 movie, “The Thomas Crown Affair”, music by Michel Legrand, lyrics by Alan and Marilyn Bergman, performed in the movie’s score by Noel Harrison; © 2007, Santini’s Parody Serenades]

    [Verse]
    Like a shallow movie idol
    Barack made his Springfield spiel
    Fancies himself as Abe Lincoln
    Makes Dem apparatchiks squeal

    His fans flock to him, like lemmings
    Worship this hot-air balloon
    He gives Demo groupies vapors
    LSM’s in a group-swoon

    But Obama’s kinda creepy
    Empty suit and empty face
    Wispy bromides, voters sleepy
    In his Presidential race

    Talks in circles, folks will find—
    The Obama bump and grind

    [Verse]
    Nutroots, vermin-like, will follow
    This Pied Piper’s stovepipe hat
    He’s enchanting, but he’s hollow
    Hamhocked Hill will squish him flat

    Platform’s constantly “evolving”
    In his Presidential dream
    Which in time will poof, dissolving
    Just like screaming Howard Dean

    But, right now, his vision’s sweeping
    His smile’s painted on his face
    On his bandwagon they’re leaping
    And he’s hogging all airspace

    Talks in circles, folks will find—
    The Obama bump and grind

    [Bridge]
    Made a big splash on the telly
    Kicking off his campaign whirl
    He’s substantial as grape jelly
    His plane’s named “Charisma Squirrel”

    He gets treated like a rock star
    Crooning his inanities
    He’ll be par-broiled in the FUBARed
    Bonfire of his vanity

    “Take our country back!” he’s yellin’
    “Bug out from Iraq!” he said
    He’s a latter-day McClellan
    Tawdry Demo Copperhead

    Obama’s high on hit parade
    His campaign will strip its gears
    Leaving just the windstorms made
    By his elephantine…ears

    [Tag]
    He’s a liberal who’s cocky
    With a cheery attitude
    But, at heart, he’s jabberwocky
    Spouting lefty platitudes

    Soon his sang-froid will unwind…
    Talks in circles, you will find—
    The Obama…bump and…grind

  • 76 onlineanalyst // Feb 11, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    Oh, brother, to compound the inanity of my lyrics, I have to be followed by the Maestro of Musicology! Ah, well, I defer to better talent… and cry in my beer.

  • 77 The Great Santini // Feb 11, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    ♪ ♪ ♪
    Tah-rah-rah, BOOM-dee-yay
    Way to go, OLA!
    Obama’s sliced and flayed
    Smashed in your Hit Parade

    Your rip sure WAS well-played
    Cockroach squirted with Raidâ„¢
    Obama’s lookin’ frayed
    After your dagger blade
    ♪ ♪ ♪

  • 78 Possumtrot // Feb 11, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    I am having too much fun here!

    Darthmeister will outlive me by a magnitude of years. I will never have to worry about setting the birthday cake on fire.

    The older I get, the more I worry about deagogues like Osama Balama. I never had a problem with an African-American candidate, but this guy scares me. Do you know what you’re buying, or pardon me, are you getting into it on face value?

    I had a quietly passing birthday- which I how I like it. Thank you for those who expressed good wishes. The day went by slowly and quietly, which is my way of passing it. Never been much for all the “hurrah!” and birthday cake. I share my birthday with Thomas Edison and Burt Reynolds, and my hero, Leslie Nielsen. These are much more worthy people to celebrate on 11 February.

  • 79 Possumtrot // Feb 11, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    demagogues.

    Darn it.

  • 80 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 11, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    Oh no, I almost missed Possum’s Birthday. Guess I ned to tune in a little more often. Oh well, I am sure he knows I wish the best to him each and every day anyhow.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSSUM

    I am going to post a delicious bread recipe real soon to all the bread bakers in the audience. Right now the sol medrial(sp) steroids got my fingers dancing on the all the wrong keys.

    onlineanalyst

    I give my cat three licks of Vaseline off the end of my fingers every night at bedtime. He will not go to bed until he gets some (we call ‘em lickies). In all his years with other problems he never once has had a hairball. Thankfully

  • 81 Possumtrot // Feb 11, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    I can’t spell. I can barely remain conscious. I did manage to see most of Jodie Foster’s”Flightplan” today. There was also something called “Reindeer Games” that starred Gary Sinese - one of the good guys - with the eternally ineffeable Ben Affleck, who will never be a good guy since he married J-Lo. She was also on display today in “Out of Sight’, which is a moderately good Elmore Leonard thriller.

    Jodie Foster is remarkably good-looking for a middle-aged woman with a chronic fear of men.

    It’s been a good day for movies. I think I’ll go eat some red meat and potatoes, and relax for a while.

  • 82 RedPepper // Feb 11, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    Possumtrot: Let me add my “Happy Birthday” wish to the stack! Hope it was warmer on Scorpion Hill than it was up here!

  • 83 Darthmeister // Feb 11, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Experiment Hints Global Warming May Be Wrong.

    Apparently this experiment was suppressed by “peer reviewed periodicals” even though it worked as predicted.

    Tell me it ain’t so! You mean scientists can be biased, too? Must be those billions of Global Warming dollars which are corrupting the “consensus” scientists.

    Besides, there is no such thing as climate stasis. Either Earth is warming up or Earth is cooling down. If I had my druthers, I’d rather have global warming whether natural or man-made. I’m growing to hate snow.

  • 84 Darthmeister // Feb 11, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    onlineanalyist and Gr88888 Santini! Two mighty fine parody poem/song!

    Obama is so slick
    He’s full of rhetoric.
    More socialist planning schtick
    He hope will do the trick.

    Buwahahahaha!

    He gets treated like a rock star
    Crooning his inanities
    He’ll be par-broiled in the FUBARed
    Bonfire of his vanity

    “Take our country back!” he’s yellin’
    “Bug out from Iraq!” he said
    He’s a latter-day McClellan
    Tawdry Demo Copperhead

    Heh!

    The reception Osama Obama is getting from the liberal nutroots is precisely the kind of reception the world will give to the Anti-Christ when he appears - you know, an articulate, suave, charismatic “progressive” fellow with just the right touch of urban religion to make the entire world swoon at his feet.

  • 85 Maggie // Feb 11, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    RedPepper

    Possum is the Mayor of Scrappleville and we miss him when he is not leading the Scrapplers.He is the glue that holds us together and hope he will soon return to the office and resume his duties.

    OLA…re#76
    Just consider yourself the opening act for Santini with equal billing.I loved it.
    I will be taking a Bahamavention 2/19-2/24th and will leave my cat ‘RAIN’ at home.(No worries,my neighbor will come over daily to refresh food and water and litter box.
    Saying all that to say this,I will return home to find assorted sized blalck hair balls in tha hall and under my bed.YUK!!!!
    I have never been on a cruise and needless to say,very excited.My sister says we are going to get our “groove back”, but I’m not sure what it is or if I ever had it and then lost it.Oh well I’ll let you know.

    Back to topic…..personally,I’m scared to death of this man Barockstar Obama, because he is………MUSLIM.I don’t care what church he says he attends….he is a MUSLIM. Sure wish I could sound more sophisticated and
    politically correct.I believe he has been groomed by those who want us dead…….THE RADICAL MUSLIMS.
    This has been a slow and well planned plot to slip into our country,our homes ,our government and patiently wait.Well people(or fellow frogs)the pot is boiling and we have awakened to a Mosque on every corner.Is it too late?

  • 86 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 11, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    While scanning the headlines on slashdot.com this evening, I came across this comment on the inarticulate Obama’s “coming out”, which made me curious, so I went here to see what all he had to say in his internationally acclaimed inarticulate speech from Springfield.

    This sentence from the inarticulate transcript of his inarticulate speech caught my eye:

    “The genius of our founders is that they designed a system of government that can be changed.”
    :shock:
    That, my friends, is downright scary.

  • 87 Maggie // Feb 11, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    Goodnight Darth and JL3rd and especially Possumtrot.
    Great posts guys.

  • 88 beekabok1 // Feb 11, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    off topic. On Wednesday, January 31, My wife of 24 years, and my 13 year old daughter were killed in a car accident. They were on their way to school where my daughter was a 7th grader and my wife worked as an instructional assistant working with physically challenged children. I know, from reading the comments on here that many of you are strong in your Christian faith. I am asking for your prayers for my 7 year old son and myself so that we can make some sense of this tragedy. Any words of encouragement are welcome. My email is:
    beekabok1@netzero.com

    and detail are here.

    Thank you, John Schaeffer

    [Editor's Note:
    John,
    This is no time for strength. It is a season for intense prayer. It is a time for weakness, dependence and reliance upon Christ -- the God of all comfort. No words can suffice, but His own Word. No explanations can make sense of it. We can only look to Jesus, who, though He had done no wrong, suffered and died to fulfill the Father's plan. May you find encouragement in Christ, and grace to guide your son lovingly along this path through the valley of the shadow of death.
    -- Scott]

  • 89 JamesonLewis3rd // Feb 11, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    John~~
    My heart goes out to you and your son. I will be praying for you both.
    God Bless You.

  • 90 sojourner // Feb 12, 2007 at 2:25 am

    John,
    I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. My wife and I shall pray for you and your son as well. I don’t have any words of encouragement yet. The enormity of your loss has left me tongue tied for the time being.
    Rick Villa

  • 91 Harry Daschle // Feb 12, 2007 at 2:32 am

    John,
    I also am praying for you and your son to seek God! I KNOW HE will give you strength, as HE has me in the past!

    Living in Indianapolis, I saw this on the local news.

    My strength comes from the FACT that I KNOW I will see my passed-on loved ones in Heaven!

    God bless, and keep your family!

    R.A.M./Harry

  • 92 MargeinMI // Feb 12, 2007 at 4:27 am

    John, I cannot even begin to comprehend the sorrow you and your son must feel. Please know my prayers are with you too.

  • 93 gafisher // Feb 12, 2007 at 6:07 am

    John #88, as a Christian you know your dear wife and daughter are now and forever enjoying that which you most desired for them, having completed the tasks set before them by the Lord here on earth and now in His glorious presence. You rightly request prayers for your son and yourself, for we were not created to experience this parting brought into the world by Adam’s fall.

    I pray that you will find some comfort in the knowledge that He who will never leave you nor forsake you has a purpose even in this tragedy, and that all things, even this, work together for good to them that love God. [Romans 8:28] But take comfort too in the fact that many here, though you might never know them this side of Glory, are now holding you, your son, and those others so painfully touched by this tragedy before the Lord.

    “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.” [Jeremiah 29:11]

  • 94 Rock Slatestone // Feb 12, 2007 at 7:14 am

    mmmm cat fooood - Homer Simpson

  • 95 Darthmeister // Feb 12, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    John, the words of mortal man can only be of little consolation to those who have suffered such an unimaginable loss as you have.

    I sincerely pray that the peace of God, which surpasses all comprehension, guards you and your son’s hearts and minds in Christ Jesus in the coming days. May the warm embrace of our Good Shepherd be your constant companion during these difficult times.

    Brother, we do not want you to be untaught about those who fall asleep, or to grieve like the rest of men who have no hope. We believe that Jesus died and rose again and so we believe that God will bring with Jesus those who have fallen asleep in Him. According to the Lord’s own words, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever. I Thessalonians 4:13-17

  • 96 onlineanalyst // Feb 13, 2007 at 8:25 am

    John,
    Let me add my prayers of comfort for you and your son. We know not the day nor the hour when we are called back to the Father, yet we have the message of Christ’s promise to sustain us in times of challenge. Surely, as you bade your loved ones that morning to their day’s activities, you hardly expected not to see them again. The shock of your loss must have been grievous at the time, and as each day brings new reminders, your hurt must be deeply wounding.

    As Scott says, place your trust in God’s goodness to comfort and sustain you for the challenges ahead. We Scrapplers pray for you and your son, at the same time knowing that healing will come through such faith and prayer that places our life’s burdens in His hands. God bless you both.

  • 97 beekabok1 // Feb 15, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    Thank you all for your comforting words.

    God bless you all.

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