(2006-08-15) — Now that President George Bush has declared Hezbollah defeated by its acceptance of the terms of a U.N. cease fire in Lebanon, the United States today will press the Security Council to grant it a similar ‘victory’ over al Qaeda.
The U.S. proposal would call for “an end to the violence” between al Qaeda and its enemies around the world, including the U.S., and the creation of a 15-mile buffer zone, manned by U.N. troops, around every nation that al Qaeda chief Usama bin Laden wishes to destroy.
Like this week’s agreement that brought “a just and lasting peace” between Israel and Hezbollah, the ‘War on Terror Cease Fire’ proposal will allow al Qaeda to keep its weapons and supply channels intact, and to escape punishment for its previous acts of aggression and murder.
“This will teach the Islamic terrorists a lesson,” according to an unnamed State Department source who worked through the night crafting a resolution acceptable to both al Qaeda and its enemies. “If you attack us, kidnap our soldiers, blow up our towns and murder our people, you will pay a price. These cease fires will cause significant delays in the radical Muslims’ plan to rule the world. It’s a major hassle for them that sends a clear signal.”
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1 Inoperable Terran » Ouch // Aug 15, 2006 at 9:18 am
[...] Scott Ott’s even more brutal about the cease-fire than anyone I’ve seen. Posted by Ian S. in [...]
2 Old War Dogs // Aug 15, 2006 at 10:51 am
U.N. Mulls Cease Fire in War on Terror Too
(2006-08-15) — Now that President George Bush has declared Hezbollah defeated by its acceptance of the terms of a U.N. cease fire in Lebanon, the United States today will press the Security Council to grant it a similar ‘victory’ over
3 Not So Fast » Go Scott // Aug 15, 2006 at 11:27 am
[...] Scrappleface on the Hezbollah-Israeli cease fire. These cease fires will cause significant delays in the radical Muslims’ plan to rule the world. It’s a major hassle for them that sends a clear signal. [...]
4 Pros and Cons » Truce fallout // Aug 15, 2006 at 11:38 am
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5 Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Blog Archive » More on Bush’s “Victory” // Aug 15, 2006 at 1:07 pm
[...] LC & IB Scott Ott (Scrappleface) takes Dubya’s “victory” to the cleaners. [...]
6 The Right Nation // Aug 15, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Libano: vincitori e vinti
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7 Lump on a Blog » Blog Archive » To Torture or Not to Torture: A Lesson in Morality and Reality // Aug 15, 2006 at 10:33 pm
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8 Chris At Home // Aug 16, 2006 at 9:51 am
Roundup!
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9 Gegenstimme » Blog Archive » Nach Libanon-Erfolg der U.N. - Jetzt Waffenstillstand mit Al Kaida? // Aug 18, 2006 at 10:27 pm
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10 rightlinx.com » Blog Archive » Laugh Links (Miss Communication Edition) // Aug 20, 2006 at 4:20 pm
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11 The Bullwinkle Blog // Aug 20, 2006 at 8:03 pm
Last Laughs (Miss Communication Edition)
Tags: Funny, Youtube, Video
Welcome back to yet another edition of Last Laughs, my collection of the best video links and funniest blog posts on the web. Our Video of the Week this week is brought to us by Pajamas Media. It’s a Weird Al remake …
12 Stop The ACLU // Aug 20, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Sunday Funnies
Well its time to catch back up with the blogs. I’ve had a wonderful vacation and want to thank all of the contributors here for keeping the place going while I was gone. So, I’m still not unpaked but I wanted to jump online and put up so…
13 CaNN :: We started it. // Aug 24, 2006 at 1:09 pm
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14 conserve-a-tip // Sep 28, 2006 at 11:14 pm
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