(2002-10-28) — Former U.S. President Bill Clinton today declared that he is now a resident of Minnesota, and is “available for any type of public service the people of this fine state may need, even short-term temp projects.”
From his “home” at the KOA Kampground just off the interstate, Mr. Clinton said nothing in recent events sparked the move.
“I’ve just always admired Minnesota’s fine Public Radio programs and that St. Pauli Girl beer,” said Mr. Clinton. “It just seemed like a good time to move, before the cold weather strikes in my home state of New York.”
Mr. Clinton also mentioned that he was a big fan of professional wrestling and hoped to get to meet Governor Jesse Ventura soon. Last month, ScrappleFace reported that Mr. Clinton had declared New Jersey is his home state.
“I have no specific recollection about New Jersey,” Mr. Clinton said today. “And it really would depend on what your definition of ‘is’ is.”

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