(2006-03-30) — The United Nations Security Council yesterday passed a resolution calling on Iran to halt uranium enrichment by the end of April or face the looming specter of a “virtual mushroom cloud” of additional Security Council discussions and resolutions.
Iran immediately called the non-binding resolution “a terrifying deployment of words that threatens our women, our children and our peaceful way of life.”
The measure, which carries no consequences for non-compliance, nevertheless contains active verbs, challenging vocabulary and deliberate punctuation that pose a “clear and present danger” to the people of Iran, according to an unnamed spokesman for the Islamic Republic.
“The brutal thugs on the Security Council have us over a barrel,” the Iranian source said. “Our people are filled with fear. We are at the mercy of the United Nations.”
Holding one-tenth of the world’s known oil reserves and the second largest natural gas reserves, Iran desperately needs enriched uranium only to generate electricity, and not to make nuclear weapons to wipe Israel from the map.
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1 Inoperable Terran » Iranians terrified of UN resolutions // Mar 30, 2006 at 9:06 am
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2 California Conservative // Mar 30, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Iranians Terrified by UN Resolution
From his secret satirical sources, Scott Ott reports:
(2006-03-30) — The United Nations Security Council yesterday passed a resolution calling on Iran to halt uranium enrichment by the end of April or face the looming specter of a “virtual mushro…
3 ExtremeCentre.org » L’Iran terrorisé par la résolution de l’ONU // Mar 30, 2006 at 6:50 pm
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4 Logical Meme » Iranians Terrified by UN Resolution // Apr 4, 2006 at 12:17 am
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5 CaNN :: We started it. // Apr 8, 2006 at 9:14 pm
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