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Snow Blankets East Coast Causing Global Warming

by Scott Ott · 3 Comments

(2006-02-12) — A thick blanket of snow that covered much of the northeastern United States this weekend may increase global warming by preventing the heat that radiates from earth’s molten core from escaping into the atmosphere, according to former vice president Al Gore.

Mr. Gore, a noted global warming expert who also once ran for president, dismissed suggestions that the biggest snowstorm in New York City history diminishes his case that the planet is warming at an alarming rate.

“First of all,” Mr. Gore said, “the reason for all of this snow is that greenhouse gasses trap reflected solar heat causing the polar ice caps to melt, increasing the volume of oceanic water that evaporates, then freezes to become snow. The warmer the planet gets, the more massive snow storms we’ll see.”

The former vice president, former senator and founder of the red-hot Current TV Network, said the only solution is to remove the snow, not just from the ground, but from earth’s water cycle.

“We must pack the snow into giant containers and launch it into outer space,” Mr. Gore said. “Every day that George Bush fails to do this, the threat to Mother Earth grows exponentially.”

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Small Town Veteran // Feb 12, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    Newsflash: Blizzard aggravates global warming

    Snow Blankets East Coast Causing Global Warming Scott Ott (2006-02-12) — A thick blanket of snow that covered much of the northeastern United States this weekend may increase global warming by preventing the heat that radiates from earth’s molten

  • 2 Inoperable Terran » Indeed // Feb 13, 2006 at 8:48 am

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  • 3 NIF // Feb 13, 2006 at 4:30 pm

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