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McCain Offers iPod to Dems Who Vote for Bolton

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(2005-05-27) — As Democrats celebrated the new civility in the Senate by launching a friendly filibuster against John Bolton’s nomination as U.N. Ambassador, Sen. John McCain, M-AZ, worked late into the night to strike a deal with his 13 colleagues in the bipartisan progressive coalition (BPC), offering a free iPod Shuffle to any Democrat who supports the next vote to close debate on Mr. Bolton.

“Thanks to our compromise on judicial nominees earlier this week, my friends in the Democrat party have become more open to receiving special premium offers in exchange for restraining their minority power,” said Sen. McCain. “The iPod Shuffle is just my way of saying ‘thanks for your service to our country’.”

The most powerful man in the Senate, minority leader Harry Reid, D-NV, welcomed Sen. McCain’s spirit of cooperation, but suggested that the $99 Shuffle might not provide adequate incentive.

“The rights of the minority would be more adequately protected,” said Sen. Reid, “with the $189 iPod Mini, and 10 free downloads per month.”

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0 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Anonymous // May 27, 2005 at 7:21 am

    Senate set to vote on U.N. nominee

    Republicans face another showdown vote Thursday, but seem confident of muscling John ÝBolton?s nomin

  • 2 The (not so) Daily Me // May 27, 2005 at 9:57 am

    Dems Filibuster Bolton

    When Democrats talk of “comity” and “getting things done” they of course mean only if they feel like it and only the things that they want to get done.

    In case you didn’t guess it by the title, the Dems are filibustering Bush’s nominee for ambassado…

  • 3 scrawlville.com // May 27, 2005 at 8:25 pm

    McCain Offers iPod to Dems Who Vote for Bolton

    Dems break the deal, but McCain has a plan……