(2005-03-31) — Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, headed for almost-certain approval as the new chief of the World Bank, said his first official move would be to withdraw funding to poor nations whose people suffer from a “low quality of life with little hope of recovery”.
“I look at some of these impoverished people and think, ‘I wouldn’t want to live that way’,” said Mr. Wolfowitz. “The most merciful thing to do is cut their funding and let these people slip into a peaceful, euphoric state through dehydration and starvation.”
The new World Bank chief said he has the authority to deprive poor nations of food and water, since their leaders have been trying to do that for years.
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1 Sounding the Trumpet // Mar 31, 2005 at 2:18 pm
World Bank stops funding poor Nations
Scott Ott, of Scrappleface (a satire blog) is reporting that Paul Wolfowitz, almost certainly to soon be the head of the World Bank has decided that they should stop giving funding to poor countries:
“I look at some of these impoverished peopl…
2 NIF // Apr 1, 2005 at 9:30 am
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