(2004-12-31) — A new survey from the Stanford Institute for the Quantitative Study of Society shows that relationships with family and friends may reduce both the quantity and quality of time spent surfing the internet.

Researchers say the new data show that Americans enjoy the internet less, and use it less frequently when burdened by “outdated relational protocols and so-called family responsibilities.”

“We’re really talking about a rip in the fabric of society,” said one unnamed Stanford researcher. “Internet users who are saddled with too many face-to-face relationships report a decreased level of satisfaction with their virtual relationships.”

As news of the study broke, several internet advocacy groups called an impromptu summit to discuss the implications of a world where people actually hear each other laugh out loud, and share smiles without the use of emoticons.

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