(2004-10-11) — A forensic scientist studying photographic evidence has identified an object which caused a bump on the back of a suit jacket worn by President George Bush during his first debate with John Forbes Kerry.
“It’s a spine,” said the unnamed scientist. “The president’s backbone, in a sense, was showing during his debate with Mr. Kerry.”
Similar images of Mr. Kerry showed “no comparable spinal features.”
When asked about the new evidence, Mr. Kerry said, “I had a spine when I defended this country as a young man, and I will have one again when I defend her as president of the United States.”
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1 Unlearning College // Oct 11, 2004 at 12:19 pm
It’s Funny Because it’s True
Heh. I don’t have any thing to add.
2 Milblog // Oct 11, 2004 at 12:25 pm
Heh.
So subtle. So … nuanced…ScrappleFace: Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: ‘It’s a Spine’ Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: ‘It’s a Spine’ (2004-10-11) — A forensic scientist studying photographic evidence has identified an object which caused …
3 The Pink Flamingo Bar Grill // Oct 11, 2004 at 12:46 pm
Courage, Fear and Loneliness….what it takes to f
hehe…object under President Bush’s jacket identified. Gets back to this post of earlier today.
4 scrawlville.com // Oct 11, 2004 at 2:32 pm
A bulge?
Seriously folks, there are so many reasons this ‘bulge’ could have been appearing that saying he was getting outside assistance is pointless and insipid. If W had been getting help, how could possibly have flubbed any answer? No, the proof…
5 Dummocrats.com // Oct 11, 2004 at 5:50 pm
Object Under Bush Jacket Identified (scrappleface)
Object Under Bush Jacket Identified (scrappleface)
6 The SmarterCop // Oct 13, 2004 at 1:20 pm
WEDNESDAY’S COMPENDIUM
David Horowitz, in his fabulous succinct fashion, summarizes the extent of the liberal hate campaign against the President: For two years, George Bush has been derided as a ìmoron,î a ìdummy,î and a Cheney ìpuppetî by liberal elites, even…