(2004-08-16) — President George Bush today announced that the United States would begin “drawing down” its military forces in Germany, signaling the impending end of the U.S. occupation of post-Third Reich Germany and thus the official end of World War II.
“The dictator is gone and it’s time for the German people to chart their own course,” said Mr. Bush. “Their land is now safe for democracy and our mission is accomplished.”
Meanwhile, Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry said he would have voted to give authority to the president to remove troops from Germany, “but I oppose the way the president is going about it.”
“It’s good that the dictator is gone, and that World War II is over” said Mr. Kerry, who is also a U.S. Senator, “but does the president have a plan to win the peace?”
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1 Ravenwood's Universe // Aug 16, 2004 at 12:51 pm
Bush Declares End to Occupation of Germany
Scrappleface - (2004-08-16) — President George Bush today announced that the United States would begin “drawing down” its military forces in Germany, signaling the impending end of the U.S. occupation of post-Third Reich Germany and thus the official …
2 Now That Everyone Else Has One // Aug 16, 2004 at 3:40 pm
Germany: The Other Vietnam
So the end of World War II may finally be in sight….
3 Mudville Gazette // Aug 16, 2004 at 11:58 pm
Exit Strategy
Last one out turns off the light….
4 The Nudnik File // Aug 17, 2004 at 1:50 pm
End the Occupation!!!!
The protestors demanded, and Bush has finally listened - he is ending one occupation:
5 murdoc online // Aug 19, 2004 at 12:06 pm
We don’t like YOU, but your money is more than welcome
Via Instapundit: Scrappleface noted the official announcement of troop-withdrawal plans a couple of days ago, as well. In a public announcement probably not intended as humor, John Kerry questions the move, claiming that it will threaten US security.ìW…