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Bush Threatens Destruction of Democrat Party

by Scott Ott · No Comments

(2004-07-28) — President George Bush today threatened to destroy the Democrat party with “endless waves of exploding Republican martyrs in order to cleanse the earth of the poisonous evil of liberalism.”

The statement from the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign confirmed what Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-MA, told delegates last night at the Democrat convention in Boston: “The only thing we have to fear is four more years of George Bush.”

“There is no greater terrorist in this world,” said Mr. Kennedy, “than the fundamentalist religious zealot who has hijacked the White House and would welcome even death if it resulted in the obliteration of our Democrat way of life.”

The senior senator from Massachusetts said the Bush threat should make Democrats ponder the question, “Why do they hate us?”

“If we retaliate against George Bush, we’ll only help his recruiting,” said Mr. Kennedy. “But if we, with the United Nations, begin to give the GOP everything it wants, its members will stop being angry at us and the threat will cease.”

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0 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Pejmanesque // Jul 28, 2004 at 5:45 pm

    I STAND CORRECTED

    Maybe Ted Kennedy had a point….

  • 2 the voodoo lounge // Jul 29, 2004 at 2:52 am

    PURE GENIUS

    How the hell does he come up with stuff like this?President George Bush today threatened to destroy the Democrat party with “endless waves of exploding Republican martyrs in order to cleanse the earth of the poisonous evil of liberalism.” The…

  • 3 Fresh Bilge // Jul 31, 2004 at 12:07 am

    Silly Season

    It’s silly season in a presidential election year, and Scott…