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To Balance Ticket, Kerry Names Self as VP

by Scott Ott · No Comments

(2004-07-05) — In an effort to balance the Democrat presidential ticket, John Forbes Kerry today named himself as his running mate.

In an email note to one million supporters and journalists, Mr. Kerry wrote, “The Kerry/Kerry ticket is all about inclusion, diversity and opening the flaps of the big tent we call the Democrat party.”

The presidential hopeful said his VP pick “not only sees eye-to-eye with me on most issues, but also opposes me on most issues. No matter how a voter stands on any issue, he’ll find what he’s looking for in the Kerry/Kerry campaign.”

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  • 1 Patterico's Pontifications // Jul 5, 2004 at 3:29 pm

    Scrappleface Scores Again

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  • 2 The (vast) Right Wing Conspiracy // Jul 5, 2004 at 7:26 pm

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    KERRY ANNOUNCES VP: Check out the big news right here….

  • 3 The Original Musings // Jul 6, 2004 at 5:08 am

    Kerry chooses running mate!

    This just in! Scrappleface has the scoop: Kerry has named his running mate. Kerry says his running mate du jour will be the perfect balance — The presidential hopeful said his VP pick “not only sees eye-to-eye with me on…

  • 4 Petrified Truth // Jul 6, 2004 at 7:14 am

    Veepstakes

    John Kerry has picked his running mate. The presidential hopeful said his VP pick “not only sees eye-to-eye with me on most issues, but also opposes me on most issues. No matter how a voter stands on any issue, he’ll…

  • 5 Petrified Truth // Jul 7, 2004 at 1:36 pm

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