(2004-02-24) — President George Bush today announced his support for a constitutional amendment defining marriage as a monogamous heterosexual relationship, and experts predict that AndrewSullivan.com will be hardest hit.
Visitor traffic on the weblog, which is written by an openly-Republican homosexual and professing Roman Catholic, has already spiked to more than 10,000 visitors per hour.
“Not only will AndrewSullivan.com be hard hit,” said an unnamed expert in constitutional PR, “But Mr. Sullivan’s PayPal donation link will take a beating as liberals and homosexuals race to combat the amendment by funding Andrew’s promotional efforts.”
Mr. Sullivan could not be reached for comment since he is appearing on several dozen news and talk shows.
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1 Amish Tech Support // Feb 24, 2004 at 7:19 pm
Excellent scrapple today
It looks like I’m not the only one jabbing at Raggedy Andy’s self-promotions. Scott just does it with a little more subtlety and class, that’s all. I’m off to get a heating pad. I injured myself laughing so hard….
2 North Georgia Dogma // Feb 24, 2004 at 9:41 pm
Sucker
So Andrew Sullivan, the blogosphereís favorite gay Republican (or, as Scrappleface puts it, an ìopenly-Republican homosexualî), feels betrayed by Bushís support of anti-gay-marriage amendment to the Constitution. I feel bad to see Mr. Sullivanís fantas…
3 Dust in the Light // Feb 26, 2004 at 5:35 pm
The Gay Marriage Debate in Satire
Scott Ott had two satires reacting from the President’s announcement of support for a marriage amendment that I didn’t get around to linking to. “Bush Backs Amendment Defining ‘Mayor’” brought to mind Gabriel Rosenberg’s comment to a recent post, here,…