(2004-02-21) — San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom today ousted California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger after the governor tried to order the mayor to stop violating state law by granting marriage licenses to homosexual couples.
“I have impeached Gov. Schwarzenegger and found him guilty,” said Mayor Newsom. “He must vacate the governor’s office and residence immediately.”
In related news, the mayor replaced the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals with a panel of federal judges who are committed to accomplishing from the bench what liberals have failed to do through Congress and state legislatures.
