(2004-02-16) — On the eve of what might be his greatest political triumph to date, Democrat presidential contender Howard Dean was slightly injured tonight during an apparent attack on a windmill near Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
Mr. Dean, who has promised that even if he loses his 17th presidential contest in a row tomorrow in Wisconsin he would fight on, denied that he was injured by a windmill.
“It was no mere windmill that laid me low,” said Mr. Dean. “It was one of those giant special interest corporate lobbying groups that smote me as I endeavored to cleave it in twain…Yet nothing shall deter me in this noble quest.”
