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Bush’s Budget Director Treated for Smoke Inhalation

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(2004-02-03) — White House budget director Joshua B. Bolton was briefly hospitalized today and treated for smoke inhalation and lacerations after a freak accident involving the Bush administration’s $2.4 trillion budget proposal for 2005.

“Mr. Bolton was preparing to do a presentation about the budget when he was overcome by the smoke, fainted and actually shattered one of the mirrors which cut him in several places,” said an unnamed senior administration official. “We’re still working to confirm rumors that Mr. Bolton may have been juggling chainsaws at the time.”

Mr. Bolton had been preparing to explain to Republican lawmakers how President Bush’s budget adheres to the conservative values of smaller government and fiscal restraint.

The 2005 budget proposal projects a $521 billion deficit, with spending increases for the departments of Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Justice, Labor, State, the Veterans Administration and the IRS. The expenses of war in Afghanistan and Iraq are not included in the $2.4 trillion total, and neither is the Homeland Security department’s $2.5 billion Project BioShield.

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