PLO Football Team Loses 72-0, Arafat Declares Victory
(2002-09-29) — In football action in the Middle Eastern conference, the Palestinian Goliaths lost 72-0 to the Israeli Shepherds, and PLO leader Yasser Arafat emerged from his box at the stadium declaring victory.
“This is a proud moment for the team,” Chairman Arafat declared, flashing his trademark toothless grin and a “V” for victory hand sign. “We remained on defense the entire game, and took everything they could throw at us. We consider it a win comparable to Saddam Hussein’s victory in the Gulf war.”
After the game, several Goliaths players beat up women and children in the parking lot, then ran away and hid at Arafat’s house.
