(2003-11-10) — Federal agents this morning arrested virtual-president Al Gore, duct-taped him into a C-130 transport plane and whisked him to the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo, where he is being held without charge as a “suspected enemy of the Homeland”.
The arrest comes just hours after Mr. Gore gave a speech criticizing President George Bush for using the USA Patriot Act to clamp down on civil rights while failing to effectively prosecute the war on terror.
A spokesman for U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft said, “Mr. Gore’s dissension is tantamount to rebellion against the Bush regime. American freedom depends upon the silence of the minority. Perhaps this will serve as a lesson to other traitors.”
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1 The Politburo Diktat // Nov 10, 2003 at 10:14 am
Gore Criticizes Bush on Terrorism Law
The Commissar read this article, and agrees with Comrade Al Gore. The so-called “Patriot Act” is wholly inadequate. Does Shrimp Chub Bush think these steps are strong enough? Comrade Gore offered a correct rebuke of this weakened law. It…
2 porphyrogenitus.net // Nov 10, 2003 at 10:28 am
One State, One Party, One Leader
As the Republican Party continues to grow Al Gore’s mouth gets him in trouble again.
3 FreeSpeech.com // Nov 10, 2003 at 9:29 pm
Al Gore Arrested, Detained at Guantanamo
(2003-11-10) — Federal agents this morning arrested virtual-president Al Gore, duct-taped him into a C-130 transport plane and whisked him to the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo, where he is being held without charge as a “suspected enemy of the H…
4 Sophoristically Speaking // Nov 10, 2003 at 10:49 pm
algore’s gintmo
Scott Ott reports: Al Gore Arrested, Detained at Guantanamo (2003-11-10) — Federal agents this morning arrested virtual-president Al Gore, duct-taped him into a C-130 transport plane and whisked him to the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo, where he…
5 angelweave // Nov 11, 2003 at 8:14 am
Scrappleface Snickers
I hadn’t visited Scrappleface in about a week. Some great stuff this last week. Wal-Mart Vendors Protest Chip-Tracking Illegal Workers Al Gore Arrested, Detained at Guantanamo Dean Ditches Democrats, Joins GOP Democrats Blame Bush for Lunar Eclipse Jud…