(2003-10-26) — Just hours after their champagne-soaked victory celebration in the decisive game six of the baseball World Series, the Florida Marlins have agreed to sell their championship trophy to the New York Yankees for an undisclosed amount.
“I was a little surprised at the Yankees’ offer,” said Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria, “but we could use the cash to beef up our roster.”
Despite outspending their Series opponent 3-to-1 on player payroll, the Yankees got only five hits and failed to score a run in the 2-0 loss in their home stadium last night. New York started the season #1 in the league with a $150 million dollar annual payroll. The Marlins began with $50 million and a 25th out of 30 ranking.
Florida plays its home games in a reconfigured football stadium before regular season crowds averaging 16,290 — the third lowest in Major League Baseball. The Yankees average attendance was 42,785 this season — number one in the league.
“We were humiliated by poor homeless bums,” said Yankees owner George Steinbrenner. “But we haven’t won 26 championships by being tightwads. I made up my mind last week that the trophy would come to New York one way or another. I consider it a tribute to the population density of this media market.”

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