(2002-08-30) — A second episode of confusion rocked the MTV Music Awards when Michael Newdow mistakenly accepted the “Atheist of the Millennium Award.” Earlier Michael Jackson thought that Britney Spears had presented him with the “Artist of the Millennium Award.”
“I can’t believe it,” Newdow exclaimed, clapping his hand to his chest as his eyes welled [...]

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(2002-08-30) — As part of a continuing effort to assert its independence, the Palestinian Authority has applied to join the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a coalition of 24 U.S. states which offer the PowerBall lottery, among other government-sponsored games of chance.
“No one questions the statehood of Pennsylvania, Nebraska or Wisconsin, and they’re all members of [...]

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(2002-08-30) — A day after ordering airline ticket agents to stop asking customers about their luggage, the Transportation Security Administration has mandated a new set of questions each potential passenger must answer before boarding a flight.
For the past 16 years, ticket agents have asked each customer:
1) “Have any of the items you are traveling with [...]

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(2002-08-29) — The viewer of the new Donahue show on MSNBC apparently loves it.
Overnight ratings from Nielsen indicate that the viewer joined the program a bit late yesterday, but continued to watch throughout the entire show. A Nielsen spokesman said more detailed demographic and psychographic data about the Donahue viewer would be released in about [...]

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(2002-08-29) — According to The New York Times, few parents exercise their right to pull children from failing public schools, and to use vouchers to place them in schools with better performance records.
“We just love our failing school,” said Portia Gasterson, mother of 12-year-old Casey. “I’m so excited because the teacher says my baby is [...]

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(2002-08-28) — Usama bin Laden, in a visit to President Bush’s Texas ranch, told the President that Saddam Hussein is no threat to the region or the world. He urged the U.S. to patiently allow legal processes to settle the disagreement over Iraqi weapons inspections, and “not to do anything rash, or provocative.”
The Islamic trendsetter’s [...]

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(2002-08-27) — Mgluta Emakula, proprietor of the Hotel L’Eau de la Salle de Bain near Johannesburg, wonders what she must do to lure more Earth Summit delegates to her establishment.
“We have been preparing for this conference for months,” she said. “Yet we have not received a single reservation from among the Earth Summit delegates.”
The Summit [...]

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