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by kajun on ScrappleFace
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Headline: Hollywood Stars: MLB Doping Sends 'Terrible Message' My ancestors populated North America. Next. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-18 01:40:38 Top |
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Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village hermes1LA The diligent and tireless research and thought (not to mention countless hours of writing and re-writing) of your 9:33 post, is dually noted and appreciated. Please allow me to sum it all up by saying: Great Post!! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 22:47:37 Top |
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Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village camojack (missing from my last post) Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 09:36:12 Top |
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Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 09:33:35 Top |
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Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village Where I grew up, everyone was so poor... "How poor were they?" There wasn't anything to steal. My Uncle and Aunt were in the iron and steal business...She did ironings, and he did the stealing. So poor...our pants didn't have pockets. So poor our dog couldn't support fleas, much less his pups. So poor...our cockroaches migrated to Haiti (or however you spell it). So poor...our water only contained one part oxygen. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 09:22:43 Top |
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Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village Forget the ATM card...I hear a cropduster out there! Probably the one dropping the 9 billion. Wish I could warn him to stay out of The Baton Rouge; Home of Greedy Spenders' (HOGS) air space! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 09:00:18 Top |
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Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village When do I get my card? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 08:44:02 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos An expensive day for me. One of my Son's birthday, also his daughter's. I'll have to get in my caah (I pronouced it that way Leben--just didn't type it that way) and go shop (Waagh), for a couple of minutes pretty soon! As usual, I've procrastinated about putting it off. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 08:13:06 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos Bragh about what? Good (spoken with an Irish brogue)morrning. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-17 07:55:49 Top |
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Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional If women and men are supposed to be identical and as equal as that judge thinks, I want to see a woman get a man pregnant, then wait 6 months and abandon him, and try to squirm out of paying child support. Then come and talk to the judge about equality of the various sexes. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 21:42:22 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos Well...the CODE was probably in his nose. Hack!, Cough!, Hooey!. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 21:35:30 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos "No time for butter, Berreta didn't shoot her and he's goin' home Scott free to join OJ and find the murderer." Posted by Ms RightWing, Inc--dailing M for muyder at 06:37 PM She was from my neck of the woods, Ferriday (about 6 miles from here). She chased after Jerry Lee Lewis among others...still didn't deserve her fate. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 19:36:50 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos "Ms.RW- It all comes down to guns or butter, doesn't it? We're pulling for and praying for you high atop that bunker. Keep the faith!" Posted by onlineanalyst at 03:40 PM Ms RightWing, Inc--getting her oil drilling rig out of the bunker just finished drilling for butter (struck a vein of butter 5 floors down) so she aims to shoot the rig back to Archie's Bunker before the lease comes due again. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 17:40:55 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos Beerme Wanna see some Caribou? Click me name. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 15:38:43 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos tomg I liked your satire about Egrets flying! Everybody knows Egrets can't fly...that's why they ride on the backs of cows. I think I'll just call em Cow Birds...yeah that's the ticket. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 15:28:29 Top |
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Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional Don't get too excited Ladie's...most men's rooms only have one stall in them. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 02:11:08 Top |
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Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional ""If we simply eliminate all distinctions between the sexes," said Kramer, "then we can eliminate all sexual discrimination." Judge Kramer's psychiatrist could not be reached for comment." Posted by Hawkeye® at 10:46 PM Whaddya think Ritalin™ is for? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 02:02:17 Top |
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Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation I have learned to speak many different dialects, and as a frequent mailer at my local Post Office (several times daily), I speak the dialect common to the area that my packages are addressed to. The personnel at the Post Office fall all over themselves rushing to wait on me (a great time-saving convience). Today, I sent packages to Bloody Great Britain, by jove, Australia--ow much, mate?, Kaannsus, and Massachusetts. Then got in my caaa and left. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-16 00:27:09 Top |
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Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation "Are the Kennedy family Brits? I remember JFK saying Cuber and I do believe I can fault Teddy with same (among other things) GUYK ...and we thank you for your support. (removing to an undisclosed location--even Cat's can't find) Posted by kajun on 2005-03-15 18:40:46 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos Scott said: "President George Bush today announced that federal agencies would begin sending additional faux news videos that portray administration policies in a bad light." The bad light was due to the failure of the producer to make certain that all weads were removed, before filming of the video began. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-15 16:47:18 Top |
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Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation Well...down here on the bayou, we sometimes pronounce words a little differently than the persons who live in more northerly latitudes. For instance: we do not pronounce the name Louis as Louise, or the name Cuba as Cuber. As to the word Chiggro, the "i" is pronounced as "e" as is the second "i" in Louisiana---Louis[e]ana. No-wmsan? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-15 13:25:13 Top |
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Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos "CBS, NBC, ABC, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, BBC, Al-Jazeera. Any others?" Posted by BienHoaBaby at 10:48 AM DNC, AFL/CIO, CU, NOW, AARP, PDQ, FOB... Posted by kajun on 2005-03-15 13:04:23 Top |
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Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation "PC-KCat If you think that's bad, An order has just been issued by the PC Police that the word "Chigger" now must be pronounced "Chiggro". I assume "Blogger" must be pronounced "Blogro" Posted by kajun on 2005-03-15 12:43:12 Top |
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Headline: Bush Puts His Poll Numbers in Personal Account There MUST be a way to get the education of our children back! Are there among us, those who have creative talents that could be tapped for creation of a TV show that would feature ONLY traditional values? A show that would be targeted at young children and pre-teens...or other suggestions. Something must be done to counteract the early damage being done by the Public Schools to our children, which is then amplifyed in the institutions of higher learning. The damage already done will take a generation to undo. It's gettin scary! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-14 22:53:54 Top |
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Headline: Bush Puts His Poll Numbers in Personal Account "kajun news: You must have had "P" soup for supper too, eh? Or was is it some of the poo poo platter left over from the last thread?" Posted by Leben Frei at 10:11 PM Yes...definately! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-14 22:30:38 Top |
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Headline: Bush Puts His Poll Numbers in Personal Account "Just read my liberal left wing AARP mag, jeesh no wonder the libs hate Bush. You might just as well been reading a Chinese commie brochure" Posted by Ms RightWing, Inc-- a bit touched from March madness at 08:24 PM I can proudly proclaim: I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of AALRP (AARP)! BTW: Hope the March Madness has let up a bit since 8:24 PM. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-14 20:38:58 Top |
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Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility "Yong Tang? Is that anything like a Sweeee Yong Tang don Weeeeziannaway? Kajun?" Posted by MargeinMI at 07:09 PM Dunno! None in my neighborhood! Only Chineese I know is the word for constipation: Hung Chow. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-14 20:29:07 Top |
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Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility hermes1LA Velly good, [especially the first 12 pages]! I will finish reading your post as soon as I get the new bearings installed in my mouse. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-14 11:48:14 Top |
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Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option' "And the next big news story will be that the state of Texas will secede from the Union soon. When it does, the militaries of Afghanistan and Iraq will deploy troops there to keep the peace! I have been blogging over a year at http://truthprobe.blogspot.com Any suggestions on promoting or improving quality?" Thanks, Tom Proebsting-Truthprobe Posted by Tom Proebsting, British Colony at 09:31 PM HahahahAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa! You never been to Texas, sonny. Young boys in Texas ride wild bulls and use a rattlesnake for a whip, to make em lively. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-14 03:11:52 Top |
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Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option' "kajun: Better to be over the hill than under the hill! I am sending you an E-mail regarding the elderly not having to be too tired." Posted by Leben Frei at 05:01 PM Who you callin elderly...if I was 30 years younger, I'd come up there and...plow your driveway, or at least lean on the shovel, for ya! Young whippersnappers... Posted by kajun on 2005-03-13 17:10:33 Top |
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Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option' "Whatever floats your boat,buddy!" Posted by onlineanalyst at 04:51 PM I'll have to paddle my own canoe---up the creek without a paddle...and all them other cleeches. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-13 17:02:07 Top |
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Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option' "Apparently I need my beauty sleep. I will prostrate (emphasis added) myself before the Lord in my sanctuary of snooze and return." Posted by Pat'sRick© at 04:48 PM My neighbor said her husband had a prostrate. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-13 16:58:12 Top |
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Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option' Pat'sRick© APPLAUSE!! Whistle!! Cheer!! Hoot, Hoot!! More applause [more whistling dubbed in here] (peg out meter...background shouts: MORE..MORE) MORE APPLAUSE!! I lied about leaving...don't flame me...I'll go.. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-13 16:51:06 Top |
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Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option' Plus, a yacht came in yesterday for a paint job, with many fancy graphics. I thought I had retired...I'm too old for all this! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-13 15:56:59 Top |
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Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option' Now I really must get back to my Worldwide Boat Repair Ministery. Wheew! They're keeping me busy lately! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-13 15:53:07 Top |
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Headline: Judge Posts Private Info About Apple Bloggers "I'd say there might be a future in selling ocean (delete: front) property at $999/gallon as post-primordial soup. Start your own sea monkey herd abiogenically." Posted by Hankmeister© at 10:10 PM Do you happen to be acquainted with any Aggie who has a Biogenic Engineering Degree? Specifically one who retains a latent interest in Acquatic Primate Husbandry? We've had about 19,000 acres of oceanfront property in Lousiana that has returned to the primordial soup state. My boat will haul about 4 barrels per trip (I'll take the lounge seats out). If you can locate the above mentioned individual, and can obtain an exclusive supplier contract with him/her/it, come over next weekend and we'll slip down there and dip up a few barrels of this stuff...we should be able to make two trips Saturday. 2 boatsloads = 8 barrels...we'll get rich! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-12 23:45:47 Top |
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Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out Leben Frei This is coming out on an ethernet connection. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-10 22:38:10 Top |
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Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out SGT USMC 1ea Yer sharp this evening! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-10 22:34:32 Top |
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Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out How much courage does it take to float downstream in the left lane of the Lame Stream Media, dan? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-10 20:07:32 Top |
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Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies' camojack If you haul that boat out of the snow and to the Gulf, better ease it into the water slowly, a little at a time. Otherwise the shock might shiver it's timbers. :) Posted by kajun on 2005-03-10 00:51:19 Top |
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Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies' Probably just coincidence, but some of those victi...er customers Mr. Baldo mentioned, remind me of more than a few Scrapplers. hmmm Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 20:28:31 Top |
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Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies' "Do the men deserve death because they're men, and men start wars? The reporter knows that we feel more compassion for dead chicks than for bearded guys, but why is this so, and why must it be perpetuated by the media?" Posted by Effeminem the effeminist at 07:09 PM Elementary, Watson. 73% of the reporters--etal, are women. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 19:25:26 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass OK, OK. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 17:21:08 Top |
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Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies' "Back to the coal mine (wish it were a diamond mine!)" Posted by Leben Frei at 02:07 PM Just be glad you weren't working in a Gold Mine in North, South Africa! You'd have missed that lunch. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 14:14:29 Top |
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Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies' Sorry, I guess my 'own hostility' is showing. Big Java A large dose of Ritalin™ with your coffee (better switch to demasculated coffee) should help...along with 6 months counseling at Anger Management, Inc. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 13:58:06 Top |
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Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan "Thank you. Thank you very much." Posted by MargeinMI at 10:05 AM I detect a strong Memphis accent in the above post. Marge--are you originally from Tueplo, MS? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 10:43:57 Top |
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Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies' "...the patient vigil kept by professional journalists eager to see the itinerary." What's a sled dog race in Alaska got to do with the State Department? This is just another example of Government meddling in private enterprise, where thay have no business becoming involved in the outcome of a race!. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 10:30:31 Top |
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Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan Two queers standing on the riverbank. First one says: "What kind of boat is that?" Other one says:: "It's a Ferry boat". First one says: "I knew we were organized, but I didn't know we had our own Navy". Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 03:05:58 Top |
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Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan Why---back in my day...they didn't let children vote...ya had ta actually be 21! They didn't want nobody votin, who they couldn't get drunk first, don't ya see... Oncet the children started main-linin Kool-Aid™ n other dope, the democrats figgered it was safe to let them vote too. The more things change...the more they stays tha same. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 01:00:23 Top |
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Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan "Brutal, brutal. I don't think kajun knows "The Way We Were". He's more into that Mae West tune, um, you know, "Thanks for the Mammaries." Posted by The Great Santini at 10:20 PM (Spoken slowly in an Old Male African-American dialect) Ah no tha's rite...Um-hmm. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 00:39:04 Top |
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Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan "I suspect that he voted for Piltdown Man." Leben Frei enunciated. Nope...Lucy. Who was my 2nd cousin before she married Dezi. I Liked Ike!...and suspect Mr. Baldo did too. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-09 00:26:11 Top |
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Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan Possumtrot™ I admit I didn't vote for "Mr Peanut" and I never have cared for "Fords". So...guess who I voted for. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-08 18:15:42 Top |
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Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan An old Chinaman lined up his 15 sons and asked: "Who push outhouse over cliff?"...no answer. He said: "I tell you story"; Many years ago in United States, a father ask his son: "Who chop down Cherry Tree?" Son step forward and say: "Father I chop down Cherry Tree". This young man went on to become number one President of United States, George Washington." "I ask again: "Who push outhouse over cliff?" Number 7 stepped out and said: "Father I push outhouse over cliff." The old Chinaman walked over and proceeded to stomp the grapes out of number 7. Number 4 stepped out and asked: "Father number 7 tell the truth, why you proceed to stomp the grapes out of him?" The old Chinaman said: "George Washington's Father not in Cherry Tree". Posted by kajun on 2005-03-08 15:24:29 Top |
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Headline: U.S. Claims Insurgents Fail to Warn of Bombs "Wow, even the boulders burned! That must be one hot fire." Posted by Hawkeye at 02:57 PM Actually this is a desert area...only rocks and a few small scraggly cacti. There is nothing flammable within miles. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-07 15:41:08 Top |
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Headline: U.S. Claims Insurgents Fail to Warn of Bombs Hodge Texas Mar 5 2005 The forest fire raging in the Rattlesnake Forest, 1.5 mi East of the city limits of Hodge, is believed to have been ignited by sparks from cake candles at the Baldo Birthday Barbeque Bash. This event is held annually at the base of Big Baldwin Mountain in Blanco county. By press time, this raging inferno had burned over 20,000 acres of buckbrush and boulders. The fire is reported as be being 14.63% contained, at this time. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-07 14:46:04 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Syria's Pull-Out Not Linked to Howard Stern Deal "kajun: Source of your name: 1868, Cagian, dialectic pronunciation of Acadian, from Acadia, former French colony in what is now Canadian Maritimes. Its Fr. setters were dispersed and exiled by the English and thousands made their way to New Orleans in the period 1764-1788." Posted by Leben Frei at 09:50 PM Nuh-uh! This is just another example of history revision. Those are Cajuns, and they didn't stop at Nawlins. They took I-12 out of Nawlins West to I-10 and traveled on it to Lafayette, where some of em staid and others passed on ta Lake Charles. A bunch of em caught I-49 at Lafayette an scattered off both sides of it all the way up north through Alexandria to a town named Cutoff. Since dey couldn't go no farther north, they staid rat dere... kajun is known as just user name, lik i sed bfore many numerous tims. Rat clik dis an save da file so i don hafta kep repeten it, cher. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-07 00:46:56 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass Dear greg: Thank you for making us Southern Redneck Hicks look so good. Not everyone is so kind when referring to us. Now go tell your Mama to change you. You stink! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 23:35:18 Top |
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Headline: Dan Rather to Confess: 'I'm a Conservative American' "newsman's shocking confession that, despite decades of liberally-biased reporting, he's actually a registered Republican and has secretly channeled millions of dollars to GOP candidates" such as Lincoln Chaffee, among others. newsman sure had me fooled! Go figure! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 20:56:12 Top |
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Headline: Dan Rather to Confess: 'I'm a Conservative American' Leben Frie I have many numerous names that pop-up. I have to scroll to find kajun in the list every time. I don't want to delete any. Never know when I might need an alias. Nowimsayn? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 20:46:24 Top |
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Headline: Dan Rather to Confess: 'I'm a Conservative American' Just select and delete the one's you don't want, (in the pop-up box). Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 20:41:06 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Syria's Pull-Out Not Linked to Howard Stern Deal Leben Frei I think you've been railroaded into a corner. As a member of the ScrappleFace Community (Chest swelling with pride); I believe there is little Chance of you getting out of Jail Frie until you pay the Inheritance Tax of $15. You may not pass Go, you may not stroll the Boardwalk to that favorite Park Place you like so well, over on Vermont ave... Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 20:34:51 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Syria's Pull-Out Not Linked to Howard Stern Deal "Let no one misamprehend me" is not registering with Miss Spelling." Perhaps you misunderestimate the deviousness of Scott, Miss Spelling. He was speaking of you: "Miss (Spelling);ampersand me". There is a distinct possibly that the browser function of the operating system installed on your computer was being parsnickity [unable to parse], the proper display of this paragraph. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 19:38:18 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Syria's Pull-Out Not Linked to Howard Stern Deal I can readily understand the boredom of your 10 frie director's, Leben. Not much going on. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 17:17:37 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Syria's Pull-Out Not Linked to Howard Stern Deal "Mr. Assad hesitates to suffer through the serious side effects of an 'immediate early withdrawl,'(sic)", said the stern Syrian spokesman and former Swiss Ambassador Seuss al-Cyriusness Asaad the siamesse twin son of Syrian King Soloman Assad. Sheesh! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 16:15:14 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Syria's Pull-Out Not Linked to Howard Stern Deal "Ms RightWing, Inc: a touch of Irish Is that the really itchy Irash? Is it infectious? Just scratching my head wondering about it." Posted by Leben Frie at 11:50 AM Leben Frie: This is just the first of 12 steps to get off of the Scotch. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 15:51:21 Top |
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Headline: Dan Rather to Confess: 'I'm a Conservative American' This is obviously a fake memo, Scott. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 15:18:33 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass take a right for Jonestown You go ahead...I'll stay here (never could stand kool-aid!) Posted by kajun on 2005-03-06 00:19:25 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass Sung to the tune of “Mabellene” by Johnny Rivers. Chorus Giuliana...why can’t ya speak true... Oh Giuliana...why can’t ya speak true Ya been writin that ‘ganda Like all your comrades do... Verse Mercedes rollin on the open road Jumped and outrun my Honda Accord Mercedes soon ta be filled with lead A hunderd an ten–a half a mile ahead Brake pedal mashed all tha way ta tha floor Accord quit racin to tha Blockbuster™ store Suddenly tha bullets they started ta rain Mercedes didn’t make it thru tha passin lane Chorus Giulinia...why can’t ya speak true... Oh Giuliana...why can’t ya speak true Ya been writin that ‘ganda Like all your comrades do... Verse Tha shootin slowed down... And that’s when they found... Anti-freeze arunnin all over tha ground Mercedes was sportin an E-Z Pass But it was stuck to tha inside of th glass Next time better read all of them signs ‘fore ya try ta run thru that E Z line Chorus Giuliana...why can’t ya speak true Oh Giuliana...why can’t ya speak true Ya been spreadin commie ‘ganda like all your comrades do... Posted by kajun on 2005-03-05 13:54:06 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass "WRONG! Posted by Sen. Robert "Sheets" Byrd at 12:33 PM ??????? Is this some sort of klandestine message? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-05 12:41:52 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass Ms RightWing, Inc Yugo girl! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-05 12:36:19 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass Anyone shootin into my block, is just askin for a multi-hued drenching of paint. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-05 11:52:32 Top |
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Headline: Troops Shoot Italian Hostage's Car Despite E-ZPass "I guess an "Ill" Manifesto is one that's sick." Like the post just before yours, Hawkeye! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-05 11:24:02 Top |
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Headline: Ward Churchill to Seek Byrd's Senate Seat in 2006 "I like dat jes' fahn! You know Winnie was so cool 'cause his Mum was a bloody Yank, right? :-)" Posted by camojack at March 5, 2005 12:56 AM Yeah...and that bloody yanks maiden name was Sprague. So was my Grandmother's. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-05 03:08:26 Top |
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Headline: Ward Churchill to Seek Byrd's Senate Seat in 2006 Winston Churchill and kajun have a common ancestor. George Bush was whittled out of dat same tree, but a different limb. How you like dat? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-05 00:27:36 Top |
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Headline: Annan: Bush Destroying Arab Unity Hey everybody!! I hear a certain "bunker" is expecting a Leprechaun to put in an appearence soon! Maybe March 17? Just a roomer. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 19:30:48 Top |
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Headline: Ward Churchill to Seek Byrd's Senate Seat in 2006 Commercial-strength applause!!!Whistle!!!Cheer!!!roar!!!hoot-hoot!!![dub more whistling here]applause [pan left...pan right] [fade screaming-whistling combo] Ladies and gentlemen The Great Santini More applause (to the fourth power) intermitint whistling and cheering to fade... Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 17:37:05 Top |
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Headline: Annan: Bush Destroying Arab Unity Leben Frie-- I thought Fox and Corkum were outlawed...or was that just in England?. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 16:04:38 Top |
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Headline: Annan: Bush Destroying Arab Unity sortta like a row of dominos being pushed over with a purple finger Posted by hanger on at 08:18 AM I agree with wburtnet. This (possible the best ever) line should immediately be "trademarked" (™) before the LSM or some other low-lifeform, swipes it! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 15:39:31 Top |
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Headline: Ward Churchill to Seek Byrd's Senate Seat in 2006 SeaDog Everyone has heard of Little Rock, but did you know there was once a Big Rock Arkansas? Big Rock was high atop the tallest mountain in the Ozark's until one night during a severe thunderstorm, it became dislodged and toppled from its lofty perch. As it gained momentum rolling down the mountain, its speed increased to a velocity that was sufficient to enable it to roll across the fruited plain all the way to Colorado. However the trip was devastatingly erosive to Big Rock, and by the time is came to a rest, there was nothing left but a Boulder. (Thus sayeth me to my children when they asketh: "Why is it called Little Rock?", 40 years ago.) Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 15:24:23 Top |
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Headline: New Jobs Surge, But Leisure Index Slumps Where'd everybody go? There's an echo in here. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 14:23:50 Top |
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Headline: Ward Churchill to Seek Byrd's Senate Seat in 2006 Butcher's Holler, W Virginia Mar 4, 2005 At a Klan rally today, at the University of Virtual Indianosity, Ward Churchill, quoting the most famous German whoever lived, Eric von Daniken, said: "I belive the God's placed me in this charriot for a purpose and that is to wander througout this formerly great land railing against the injustices perpertrated upon my virtual brethren during the virtual theft of their Kingdom during the first Ice Age. Due to the theft of all this ice, we can no longer keep our cool and are forced to endure this global warming, virtually defenseless". Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 13:59:46 Top |
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Headline: Ward Churchill to Seek Byrd's Senate Seat in 2006 I am 105% Chippewa, 73% English, 26% Scottish, 16% Irish, 41% Dutch, and the rest mongrel. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 12:39:40 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll Carlos C'mon in, it's easy. Sometimes we limp a little but we get over it. Just read the stuff at the very top of this page and... Welcome to ScrappleLand! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 01:53:49 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll Hankmeister© There are also probably smart-elecks (other than just me) who, if asked if I voted for George Bush for president, would say: "Nope" (I voted only for electors). Posted by kajun on 2005-03-04 00:06:21 Top |
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Headline: Bush Flip-Flops on Social Security, No Reform Needed "Oh, yeah...FIRST! (But who CARES?!)" Posted by camojack at 11:36 PM Oscar Meyers cares! Didn't you get the email they sent you earlier nominating you for an Oscar? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 23:53:07 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "Sie sind willkommen." Posted by BienHoaBaby at 05:41 PM Translation = Sid "signed welcome all women" [for the hearing (THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE) impaired]. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 17:47:08 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "Can polled Americans regain their stature by wearing Viking helmets? (sorry; ducking and running)" Posted by tomg at 05:14 PM Then they wouldn't be polled. (running back to the ranch) Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 17:38:51 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll Fresh news on the "Talk Radio Host" thread, waaay back there! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 17:08:58 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "Late to the post but he who steps first, steps in dog shirt. Ancient viking saying" Posted by Ms RightWing, Inc at03:47 PM Yesterday Yewish...today Vikingish... Vy do ve flippin-floppin? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 16:29:55 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "I suspect that the pollsters were a bunch of Demonocrats and thus are liars whose figures can't be trusted." Posted by Leben Frie at 01:33 PM Go figure! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 13:54:53 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll Leben Frie YOU WANT I SHOULD WRITE EVERYTHING IN BRAILLE? GET A HEARING AID! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 13:20:35 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "If only Abe Lincoln had had a pole such as this, he would have relized that most people thought that either slavery was OK, or was none of the Northerners business[emphisis added]. Posted by Woodstock Willie at 12:42 PM Then why was Noo Yark one of the last States to ratify the Abolition of Slavery Amendment? Hummm? Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 13:12:16 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "-- Turn America's decaying urban core into a casino enterprise zone to ensure the plan is revenue neutral." Scott Ott said that on mar 3, 2005. Don't gamble on that! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 13:04:05 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll Found a leak [since repaired...now drip frie] when they turned the water back on! Just my luck! I was posting at the airport [the previous thread] when the ship [this thread] came in! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 12:59:35 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll --74% had no opinion. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 12:49:19 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "Maybe he could do a half-hitch step to get back in step. Could 59 million plus all be out of step? Posted by Pat'sRick© at 12:14 PM Thats knot the way to do it. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 12:47:02 Top |
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Headline: Bush to 'Get In Step' with NYT/CBS Poll "Maybe he could do a half-hitch step to get back in step. Could 59 million plus all be out of step? Posted by Pat'sRick© at 12:14 PM That Knot the way to do it. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 12:46:43 Top |
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Headline: High Court Mulls Commandments, Divine Intrusion The case involves a Texas man, identified in court documents simply as 'Jonah A.'..." Posted by Scott Ott Mar 2 2005 I find this hard to swallow! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 11:56:46 Top |
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Headline: Bush Flip-Flops on Social Security, No Reform Needed Well...Due to the arrival of my Huge Social Security Disbursment, I must now travel to the bank and withdraw this vast sum and adding this amount to my Wife's monthly earnings [earned income credit from picking up beer cans on the side of the road], pay my monthly water bill. Posted by kajun on 2005-03-03 11:50:18 Top |
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Headline: AccuWeather: Beautiful Snowstorm Delights East Coast The Earth's climate is always warming or cooling...it has ever been thus! Posted by kajun on 2005-03-02 20:03:48 Top |
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