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Headline: Schiavo Hailed as Anti-Obesity Champion
Has anyone else taken note of the fact that the CAPITALIZED letters in the headline of this thread are an anagram for CHAOS? Didn't think so. But appropriate somehow. On a lighter note, I'm leaving for The Keys; "see" y'all in a week or so...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-18 23:38:17 Top

Headline: Schiavo Hailed as Anti-Obesity Champion
E...never mind.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-18 07:00:03 Top

Headline: Schiavo Hailed as Anti-Obesity Champion
What would Brian Wilson say? The Recent related headlines feature is new to me, too...will it be a permanent fixture?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-18 06:58:58 Top

Headline: Hollywood Stars: MLB Doping Sends 'Terrible Message'
FIRST!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-18 00:10:14 Top

Headline: Hollywood Stars: MLB Doping Sends 'Terrible Message'
Try pottern, it's better than steroids. HA!!! This pre-emptive nonsensical comment brought to you by...me! (Before the so-called "pottern guy" did it; Avantis and Ovaltine indeed)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:59:10 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
Great photo...where exactly is Dream Lake? Looks beautiful there. Posted by: 'da Bunny at March 17, 2005 09:48 AM Dream Lake is in Rocky Mountain National Park. It's gorgeous there, yes...check out the rest of the photos in the album, too.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:53:17 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
kajun (I knew that)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:48:08 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
Yeah, camo, you're looking good...but my heart belongs to my handsome, darling husband..."da giraffe". (he's 6'5") He has all of his teeth, too! >:-} Posted by: 'da Bunny at March 17, 2005 09:32 AM Mrs. "Camo" thinks so, too...she tells me she loves me 'cause I'm cute. (I tell her she's shallow...) Anyway, here's a picture with both of us in it. Or just click on my moniker:
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:46:34 Top

Headline: Hollywood Stars: MLB Doping Sends 'Terrible Message'
Substance-free, that is...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:28:19 Top

Headline: Hollywood Stars: MLB Doping Sends 'Terrible Message'
Play ball!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:27:39 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
kajun: Your water was hydrogen peroxide, in that case...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:24:14 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
Yes, Virginia...I am feeling OK. I thought that hooey channeling was a little too accurate, is all. Eerie... And thanks for making me blush; on St. Patty's Day I'm supposed to be wearing green, not turning red. (Actually, I've got my special green Harley emblem t-shirt on)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:21:47 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
Miss VA...you're scaring me.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 09:09:22 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Miss VA...new thread; Mr. Ott has returned from sabbatical.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 08:58:40 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
Tonto con suerte...stupid with luck?!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 08:56:35 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
ELEV...never mind.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 08:53:23 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Go and cry in your green beer, hooie... Posted by: onlineanalyst at March 17, 2005 08:40 AM Then we could call the knucklehead "boo-hooey". (You spell it your way, I'll spell it...mine)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 08:51:12 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
camojack and Leben Frei: My son and I thank you for the leads on the 12 volt coffee pot. Now to find out if that HumVee has a cigarette lighter to plug it into. Posted by: BienHoaBaby at March 17, 2005 08:38 AM Hey, as long as there's wire, they can splice something together and run it off of the vehicle's electrical system. (They may have utility receptacles on them already...those Hummers are after my time) Anything for the troops; being in the field can be a real drag...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 08:47:01 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
80% of those ATM's will probably be owned by some Republican brothers. (Just ask "potty mouth" Tuh-RAY-za...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 08:42:19 Top

Headline: Wolfowitz: World Bank ATMs in Every Poor Village
Just print as much $$$ as you need...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 08:40:28 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
I'm green with envy, camojack. Not a drop of Irish blood in me. Posted by: Hankmeister© at March 17, 2005 05:56 AM Well sure and begorra laddie, haven't ye heard? Everyone is Irish on St. Patty's Day!!! Of course I'm 25% (which is to say ¼) Irish...all the time.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 07:58:48 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!! (Time for the wearing o' the green)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-17 03:54:07 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
I just found the word at dictionary.com. It's "hooey", as in " blatherskite, bosh, claptrap, double-talk, flapdoodle, drivel, pishposh, rubbish, twaddle; gibberish, babble, Greek, jabber, jabberwocky, nonsense..." Yep, sounds like Howie to me. Posted by: Beerme at March 16, 2005 02:44 PM On those occasions when I've referred to the little (faux?) twerp, I've always spelt it "hooey". To wit: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies' Typical ignorant red stator. Posted by: howie at March 10, 2005 07:47 AM After huffing, "how weird" hooey takes apart colorful electrical devices...and finds a red stators. Perhaps from the alternator in the pick-'em-up truck in which he/she/it proposes taking a "ried"? Progressively more annoying, if anything... Posted by: camojack at March 10, 2005 08:50 AM Bush: Syria's Pull-Out Not Linked to Howard Stern Deal What's up with all these "How weirds", anyway? If Stern went to Syria, since he's Jewish, they'd go Medieval on his narrow behind. As for "hooey", he should go away, as BECK! pointed out that he promised he would over a month ago. I won't even mention DNC chairman Dean...except I just did. Posted by: camojack at March 6, 2005 06:59 PM
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 20:30:51 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Camojack I would love to concentrate on the WFCCC's but first I can't walk yet and secondly, I am out of butter. I hope to be able to get limited mobility again but after lasts week hit, I don't know. If any good comes from this it will be that they will come and fit me for a new powerchair on the 29th. Then no semi will ever run me down again, even if I don't live on the highway no more. Posted by: Ms RightWing, Inc--waitig for a new post at March 16, 2005 02:06 PM Sorry dearest; I was just "egging" you on in my earlier "shotgun" posting. You'd said you were lacking anything better to do, and mentioned "Peanut Rustlers"...so I put 'em together. Hopefully you get your wish for the powerchair, then you could customize it!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 20:01:17 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Do any of you scrapplers know anything about a battery operated coffee pot? Let me know. Thanks. Posted by: BienHoaBaby at March 16, 2005 02:06 PM There are lots of places to get 12 volt coffee makers, which can be operated off of vehicles. Here's just a couple sources (there are plenty): http://www.cabelas.com/ http://www.overtons.com/
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 19:54:40 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
retract! retract! Sorry, just saw you had that with the opening salvo, camojack. Guess y'all have "phrench mode off", too. Posted by: tomg at March 16, 2005 09:47 AM No need for retractions; you put a different spin on it. Anyway, my "phrench mode" is usually off, mon amí...ha! (But obviously not always...) OK, the 3rd shifter needs shuteye. If there's a new post, somebody claim "ELEVENTEENTH!!!" in my name. :-)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 10:01:59 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Maggie: I don't think the lyrics were intended to have sinister connotations. Pat'sRick©: It would appear that Maggie slept between 3:21 and 8:28 AM, E.S.T. 'da Bunny: Leben Frei's story was funny...but as possession is 90% of the law (I paraphrase), if they're in my mouth, they're my teeth...all eleven of 'em, natural or otherwise. :-D Ms. R.W.: Since you're lacking anything better to do, how 'bout rustling up some WFCCC's?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 08:48:51 Top

Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional
Good morning Camojack Don't work too hard! Posted by: Maggie at March 16, 2005 02:38 AM Don't worry, I won't; my rationale is thus: I don't get paid for quantity...I get paid for quality. (I like to delude myself into believing it, too...) Anyway, I was on break earlier, now it's "lunch" time. (Or whatever you wanna call it at 3:30 AM)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 03:52:32 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
uhh.....Ides of March. better quit now.....am getting sleepy ....very sleeeee..... Posted by: Maggie at March 16, 2005 03:21 AM The Ides of March; 70's "one hit wonder" group...signature tune: "Vehicle". (Click on my moniker for the lyrics...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 03:45:04 Top

Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional
At least this will reduce the incidence of Scottish men wandering into the wrong restroom...thinking the sign said "Laddies".
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 02:14:10 Top

Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional
I need answers... oh yeah, how does camojack get eleventeenth everyday, huh? I smell a conspiracy...oops, my bad, just my socks. I'm going to bed now and staying put until this is settled I am not leaving the house! Posted by: PanamaRed at March 15, 2005 10:07 PM It ain't easy; that's why I'm gonna retire that schtick...too much pressure. I just like teasing those silly (vacuous?) counting types. (Hoping to get through to them, at long last...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 02:06:52 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
camojack: Special for you! A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, he's not a dentist," replied the friend, "he's an undertaker." Yours look brand new! Are they yours? Posted by: Leben Frei at March 15, 2005 09:46 PM Such a deal! And of course they're mine; who else's would they be?! Anyway, if they were dentures, they'd still be mine...silly boy.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 01:57:08 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
BTW, nice choppers, camojack. >:-} Posted by: 'da Bunny at March 15, 2005 09:22 PM Thanks!!! Ugly head though, huh? :-)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-16 01:51:35 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
I like Camojacks teeth. He hasn't lost any in a few days. That is GREAT news! Posted by: Mig at March 15, 2005 05:47 PM Only TWO posts since 5:47?! OK then Mig, since you like them: Here's a picture showing my teeth.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 21:10:33 Top

Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation
The Anglo Savage: It is a silly place...thanks for sharing!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 17:37:25 Top

Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation
Camojack(o)! Aren't we being a little racist today? The correct way to pose that question would be "...is Jacko a person of blogdom?". heh! Posted by: PC-KCat at March 15, 2005 12:04 PM Camojack(o)?! OUCH!!! Actually, Jacko is nearly as advanced in years as myself; he's (?) only a few months younger. I don't know if the molestation charges are true, but he's (?) definitely got issues... But anyway, until the "mainstream" media teaches otherwise, "blogger" is still "P.C."
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 17:29:53 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Ms. RW: ¿Puerto Riqueño? kajun: Carrion luggage? Excellent!!! :-)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 17:19:05 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
OK, I'll stop it now... FIRST!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 10:05:07 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
ELEVENTEENTH!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 10:03:50 Top

Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional
I got it; but I thought it should've been, "I can pee at last"...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 10:03:05 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
And when you CBS (See B.S.)...wait, does anyone watch them?!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 09:54:37 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Just remember, when you see news happening...RUN!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 09:37:11 Top

Headline: Bush Offers Anti-Administration PR Videos
Fox® propaganda?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 09:32:08 Top

Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation
Maybe when Jacko sang that song about being bad, he meant it literally.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 09:22:00 Top

Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional
But I cannot stand sitting!!! (Can't sit standing either)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 09:15:15 Top

Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation
Ms. RW: After 4½ rings, the answering service gets it...so I couldn't answer on any of the "teenth" rings.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 08:19:30 Top

Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation
ELEVENTEENTH!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 08:05:20 Top

Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation
Pajamas, hmmm...is Jacko a blogger?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 07:52:17 Top

Headline: Sudan Accuses Michael Jackson of Molestation
How long, I can't help but wonder, will the world allow the slaughter there to continue?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 07:47:17 Top

Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional
ELEVENTEENTH!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 06:58:03 Top

Headline: Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional
Is Superior Court Judge Richard Kramer related to Cosmo Kramer? If not, he should be...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-15 06:57:21 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
Camojack [not to be confused with Camel Jockey]---I trusted you "on this" and NOT to my disappointment. EXCELLENT read ya linked. Oh MY!!...just looking at Weinbaums eyes reads like the part of his resume' that says: "Career Snark Bomber". I LIKE that in a person. ALOT! (~;) Posted by: CKCat at March 14, 2005 03:51 PM Ah, so! Honorable Kitty Cat...please to not confuse Jack with jockey of camel, no. (Those "ABC's" were DEAD ON, huh?) I want my Maypo! Does anyone remember those commercials? (They go back a ways, methinks...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 21:43:38 Top

Headline: Bush Puts His Poll Numbers in Personal Account
I thought Bush was planning to spend his "political capital"...not deposit it in an "interest bearing account". I like the "lock box" idea as more than just an abstract concept. (And putative Al Gore "invention", BTW...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 21:27:55 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
How do you put a link in the body of your message? Posted by: Leben Frei at March 14, 2005 10:48 AM You could "Google" HTML...and read up on it. (Or just click HERE and do it.)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 10:54:55 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
Leben Frei = Sum Dum Gai (Ducking & running...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 10:36:08 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
This? This is a MUST read. Trust me on that... Click ^above^ or on my moniker:
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 10:33:46 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
Wanton soup...is that like Reckless Abandon broth?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 10:22:13 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
No, Mig...that's eleventeenth! (I've got more than 11 teeth...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 08:26:37 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
Polk flied lice...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 08:24:18 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
ELEVENTEENTH!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 08:21:42 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
Noh wei...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 08:20:57 Top

Headline: Chinese Daily-Washington Post Merger Boosts Credibility
Sum ting nu?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 08:20:03 Top

Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan
LAST!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 02:32:48 Top

Headline: China to Build Stone Wall Around Taiwan
FIRST!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 02:32:20 Top

Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option'
However, there are plenty of legal experts who agree with Fox News (as a microcosm of mainstream right wing thought). The debate is not over the subtle details of constitutional law so much as it is over what type of authority we want to give the judiciary. What is troubling is that we never agreed to give them this kind of authority; they took it, and the checks and balances against the judical branch have so far been too weak to reign in this abuse. Posted by: Effeminem at March 13, 2005 10:08 PM I would have to say that it's not that the checks and balances are weak; the weakness is in the legislative branch's resolve to employ said checks and balances. They wouldn't want to go setting any dangerous precedents (like upholding the constitutional principles), now, would they?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-14 02:22:23 Top

Headline: EU Offers GOP 'Carrots' to Give Up 'Nuclear Option'
Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it. -George Santayana Hopefully, it's not too late to learn; after all, this country was founded on the rejection of the philosophy/rule of Europe...let's not change that now.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-13 13:27:43 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
Well, I was last when I posted it... Anyway, nobody but Scott can knock me outta first place.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 22:18:15 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
LAST!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 18:38:13 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
FIRST!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 18:37:39 Top

Headline: Judge Posts Private Info About Apple Bloggers
Only the Clintons seem like regular civil human beings... Posted by: Miss Apoplectic Virginia at March 12, 2005 04:05 PM While on the surface that may appear to be true, what a sad commentary that truly is on the state of the Dummy-crat Party.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 16:13:05 Top

Headline: Judge Posts Private Info About Apple Bloggers
To wit: Just yesterday, in fact...I was first. Again... (Or you could click on m'name)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 10:39:13 Top

Headline: Judge Posts Private Info About Apple Bloggers
Camojack, How important is being eleventeenth, anyway? Isn't this really just a juvenile celebration of a trivial number? Just joshin' ya, ya know :) Posted by: Beerme at March 12, 2005 10:26 AM Beerme: Yeah, I know. The "eleventeenth" schtick is my way of lampooning those who vie for first, top five, top ten, etc. Sometimes, when I have actually been first, I'll say so...but only towards the end of the thread upon which it occurred. IOW, I agree that it's "really just a juvenile celebration of a trivial number". But thanks for asking! :-D
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 10:34:08 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
So I went back to being the happy camper, though I don't have a camper. Life is much better being a sweet nice lady. Posted by: Ms RightWing, Inc-- a touch of Irish in March at March 12, 2005 08:19 AM Wouldn't a laundry receptacle full of baseball style hats be a cappy hamper? (Inquiring minds an' all, don't ya know...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 10:22:09 Top

Headline: Judge Posts Private Info About Apple Bloggers
ELEVENTEENTH!!!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 10:17:56 Top

Headline: Judge Posts Private Info About Apple Bloggers
OK, so they were not supposed to trade secrets? What fun is that?!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 09:49:26 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
It just so happens that I'll be going to Florida in about a week...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-12 01:36:00 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
camojack...our subdivision doesn't allow any yard signs, except for realtors' "for sale" signs, or else my yard Bush-Cheney sign would still be up, too. BTW, I'm currently a "red-stater", but due to my husband's recent job transfer, I will soon be moving to "Blue". Whaaaa! >:-{ Posted by: 'da Bunny at March 11, 2005 05:44 PM Ah...the dreaded "covenants" of those subdivisions. I'll have to read up on those for the one where I'm planning to retire. Anyway, which "blue" state are you moving to? I'm in a "blue" county (Montgomery) in a "blue" state (PA).
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 18:08:50 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
Never fear--I am back! Life goes on. I have a lot of catching up to do so will return later. Posted by: Ms RightWing, Inc-- a touch of Irish in March at March 11, 2005 05:16 PM Hey, girlfriend! I wuz wonderin' about you. Glad to hear from ya...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 17:31:50 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
Camojack 8:20 am post I love you !!!! Posted by: Maggie at March 11, 2005 09:13 AM Garsh...now you've gone and made me blush! Thanks...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 17:28:35 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
Mig, I still have my "W'04" sticker on my SUV, too. I'll probably leave it there until '08, or until I get rid of the Jeep, whichever comes first. Posted by: 'da Bunny at March 11, 2005 10:03 AM I do have to refrain from doing the big ole Looooser L with the finger and the thumb on my forhead when I see a Kerry sticker. Posted by: Mig at March 11, 2005 02:32 PM I still have a Bush-Cheney '04 yard sign prominently displayed on the side of my house that faces the road. (And I live in a freakin' blue state...) As for those Kerry stickers? Why refrain?! I honk my horn, point at them and laugh...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 17:21:34 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
I'm with you, camojack. Ann Coulter is my hero. Talk about COURAGE...Blather doesn't know the meaning of the word! Go get 'em, Ann! Posted by: 'da Bunny at March 11, 2005 08:11 AM Yeah right, courage; all that clown ever cared about was coverage...accuracy and impartiality be damned.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 08:38:53 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
Gee whiz, from that statement, one might almost be convinced that "gwiz" actually didn't drool...constantly. (Almost, that is...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 08:20:34 Top

Headline: Janet Reno Rescues Terri Schiavo in Daring Raid
"Mrs. Schiavo is being held in an undisclosed location"...Cuba?!
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 07:52:33 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
I don't really like Ann Coulter. She uses reason, perhaps, but it's not the reason I use. Of course, it's always fun to read scathing mockery of the left, especially when it has a basis in fact. Posted by: Field Marshal Mathers at March 11, 2005 01:46 AM So, then, what's not to like?! She cracks me up! Perhaps you'd prefer one by Billy O'Reilly? You could click ^above^, or on my moniker:
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 02:01:20 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
I love this woman! Choice excerpt: "Teddy Kennedy's big new idea is to wheel out his 18th proposal to raise the minimum wage. He's been doing this since wages were paid in Spanish doubloons (which coincidentally are now mostly found underwater). Kennedy refuses to countenance any risky schemes like trying to grow the economy so people making minimum wage get raises because they've been promoted. Kennedy's going down and he's taking the party with him! (Recognize the pattern?)" Or, of course, you could click on my moniker:
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-11 00:50:38 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
Did you hear about the gender confused woman in Beirut? She was a Lebanese lesbian...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 21:55:51 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
Sleepers, awake! http://www.americanprowler.com/dsp_article.asp?art_id=7868 Posted by: onlineanalyst at March 10, 2005 11:10 AM And just when I was about to go to sleep, too! Before I do, I'll say this: if Kerry's for it, I'm against it!!! (Cue the song with that title, by The Ramones)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 11:18:06 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
I'd walk a mile for a Camel®...provided, of course, that it carried me back.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 10:31:26 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
camojack:Sounds about par for the course, huh? Yeah, a course with a par of 180. Posted by: Leben Frei at March 10, 2005 09:27 AM Would that be 180º, or strokes?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 09:31:41 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
Typical ignorant red stator. Posted by: howie at March 10, 2005 07:47 AM After huffing, "how weird" hooey takes apart colorful electrical devices...and finds a red stators. Perhaps from the alternator in the pick-'em-up truck in which he/she/it proposes taking a "ried"? Progressively more annoying, if anything...
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 08:50:12 Top

Headline: Syrian Troops to Monitor Lebanon Pull-Out
Sounds about par for the course, huh?
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 08:00:39 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
camojack If you haul that boat out of the snow and to the Gulf, better ease it into the water slowly, a little at a time. Otherwise the shock might shiver it's timbers. :) Posted by: kajun at March 10, 2005 12:51 AM I suspect that sometime during the 1,200+ mile trip, it'll thaw out some...but thanks for your concern. ~( 8^Þ)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 01:44:42 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
camojack: A man of many talents. A man with many toys. You even have tatoos like Popeye. Posted by: Leben Frei at March 9, 2005 10:08 PM Tattoos like Popeye? Nah, all he had was anchors on his forearms...and if I remember correctly, a battleship on his chest. (I don't have any of those things emblazoned on me) Camo - Hawaii, the Keys, caving....and all I do is go to work everyday. I've got a jealous bone and you are irritating it !! Posted by: mindknumbed kid at March 9, 2005 10:11 PM If it helps any, I've worked every single day since January; I need a vacation...badly. (So I'm taking one...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-10 00:00:56 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
hey Popeye the sailorman: Toot,toot! Is that the sound of a seagong vessel I hear or is that the cry of a giant bat? Are you a sailor as well as a caver and a biker. The only thing you're missing is the pipe. Is that swee'pea all grown up next to you? Swee'pea had no hair. CMN or go to http://www.popeyefreshfoods.com/sweepea.php looks just like you camojack. Posted by: Leben Frei at March 9, 2005 09:53 PM Actually? I am a sailor; in 1½ weeks I'm towing my li'l "trailer sailer" down to The Keys. Here's a picture of me doing my sailor thing. Or you could just click on my "Nom de 'Net":
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-09 22:01:39 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
Whose the handsome guy in the middle? Posted by: wow at March 9, 2005 09:01 PM What, the short guy? Actually, my friends are tall; at 5'8" I'm just average, height-wise. I don't know about handsome, but impressive forearms though, huh? (Just call me "Popeye"...)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-09 21:28:48 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
A man in camouflage was observed purchasing my wax at a Pennsylvania drugstore. Posted by: Mr. Baldo. Preoccupied and dedicated to the preservation of the lustre of the pate. at March 9, 2005 08:16 PM Yes. Well, as I personally have no use for the product, but still want to be supportive of Baldo Enterprises, Inc.®...one of my fellow cave club board members likes to shine it up; you can see a picture with both of us in it HERE. (Or just click on my moniker, per "S.O.P.")
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-09 20:53:14 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
Oh, and ELEVENTEENTH!!! (Prior post, that is)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-09 07:25:59 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
Maggie: Jack gets home from work around 6:30 AM... :-)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-09 07:24:38 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
I was just thinking that very thing... :-)
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-09 07:04:33 Top

Headline: Condi Rice to Tour 'Hostile Democracies'
"Hostile democracies"...like France, Germany, etc.
Posted by camojack on 2005-03-09 06:56:48 Top

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