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Headline: Terrorist on Tape Threatens to Terrorize Al Quaida #2 man assumes role of leadership of the new Iraqi government. First official act is to deliver ultimatum to U. S. forces in Iraq to leave the country. Bush replies with KMA message. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-08-04 23:05:23 Top |
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Headline: S. Koreans Perfect Mass Abortion of Cloned Dogs Riddle me this, boberin: Which came first? the chicken, or the egg? Now while you are working on this, remember how human reproduction works. Then in your "miscarriage" example, the lump of cells must have once been alive. But they became dead, ergo the miscarriage. Who killed them? and Why? Still working on question 1? Hint: Genesis 1 Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-08-03 23:50:06 Top |
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Headline: Air America Hires Dan Rather as Scandal Spokesman P.S. boberin: "P.S. some folks do think about it. They consider life sarting (sp) more when something resembles a human, the lump o' cells does not qualify any more than a sperm or an egg do but both represent "life" just the same" Thinking about it and getting it right aren't synonymous. I assume that they have studied biology, and would know that every living cell has life. A lump of dead cells is just dead cells, but once they were alive. What, or who, made them a lump of dead cells, and why? Somebody puts a hole in your head and you yourself will quickly become a lump of dead cells. The magic of it (which many people fail to understand) is that LIFE was created only once. Afterward it is all REPRODUCTION, not "life-making"! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-08-03 14:31:33 Top |
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Headline: Air America Hires Dan Rather as Scandal Spokesman Dan Blather's breaking story of liberal wrongdoing might be called "Being Rather Frank-en" Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-08-03 14:18:39 Top |
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Headline: Gone Camping: Preparing Children for the Future What's notably missing from the list of commentaries? Hate-filled liberals. Godspeed, Scott! Christian summer camp has rescued far more young lives than all the psychobabble from pseudoscientists and feel-good welfare programs ever will. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-07-17 22:12:01 Top |
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Headline: Bush Court Search Narrows to Conjoined Twins BTW, where is that "judicial balance" principle in the Constitution? I couldn't find it the other day. Posted by: Hankmeister© at July 16, 2005 09:51 AM > > Hankmeister, the term was unknown when Democrats ran things, so it could not have been in the Constitution. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-07-17 01:57:21 Top |
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Headline: Bush Sends Wilson on Rove Probe Mission From the liger: Washington is electrified with the abundant energy of buzz from a scandal -- speculation about Rove, about Bush, about Cheney's aide, Scooter Libby. Who leaked? Who may have lied? How did Novak slip the noose? But the real scandal is the ongoing mess in Iraq, the murder just the other day of innocent children (is there any other kind?) and the false notion that, somehow, taking out Hussein would make us all safer. London gives the lie to that. Note closely, dear readers, these telling words: "Speculation". This seems to be the only thing the libocrats have going for them on any issue. "May have". A part of the "may-might-could" triad which the left uses too often in attempts to validate their erroneous thinking. Unfortunately too much legislation has been drafted with only "may-might-could" as justification. And at the end, Liger, ask yourself how many attacks have US interests suffered at the hands of terrorists in the last two-plus years? I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer than I would had, say, Algore or Fn Kerrry been at the helm! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-07-14 15:01:18 Top |
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Headline: Bush Sends Wilson on Rove Probe Mission Great post Hankmeister. You do understand, of course, that the whole media episode has nothing to do with Rove or Wilson, and everything to do with their CYA. They've been trapped, yet again, by their own liberal zeal! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-07-14 12:29:26 Top |
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Headline: Bush Sends Wilson on Rove Probe Mission "Nucular": First coined in official circles by one Jimmy Carter, famous for single-handedly converting a friendly Iran into an enemy. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-07-14 12:16:02 Top |
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Headline: Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration Posted by: Angus the Scot at July 9, 2005 08:49 AM: In the PHX news yesterday they asked what the LAT was going to do with the fact that one of their journalists(?) had married an Aide to John McCain? Well, since he seems to be turning left does it matter? McCain was a fighter pilot. "big iron" jocks out there will understand the connection. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-07-09 12:10:40 Top |
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Headline: Bush: U.S.-Mexico 'Border' Renamed 'Junction' Pat's Rick wrote: It's all about the language. Throat-slitting, bomb-wearing, international terrorists seem much more friendly as "insurgents" rather than "terrorists"....." Posted by: Pat'sRick© at June 30, 2005 06:57 AM Right on! A Baby is a fetus. A lie is a misspeak. etc. etc. ad nauseum Overgeneralizations that cannot be denied but are purposefully non-descriptive. (Misleading?) Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-30 13:14:04 Top |
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Headline: Court Allows 10 Commandments on Seized Land "What sort of chance would we, the People, have of passing a more specifically worded amendment to the Constitution to guarantee the right to keep private property from being seized by government?...." Posted by: Sojourner at June 27, 2005 02:05 PM In the past, specific laws passed by legislative bodies to correct for specific judicial fiat have been declared unconstitutional by the judiciary. It would then be no surprise to find that attempts to enact the Constitution into law would be declared unconstitutional. And so much for the balance of power. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-27 19:58:26 Top |
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Headline: LEAK: Durbin Apology Draft Differs from Final Version A copy of Durbin's first draft of his "apology" speech apparently slipped by the shredder and was picked up by the midnight janitor, who thought it was gleaned from Scrappleface: "I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY stupid remark senseless comments STATEMENT THAT HISTORICAL PARALLELS CAN BE MISUSED to advantage. AND MISUNDERSTOOD. I SINCERELY REGRET IF ANY THING I SAID CAUSED PEOPLE TO grasp MISUNDERSTAND MY TRUE FEELING: OUR SOLDIERS AROUND THE WORLD AND THEIR FAMILIES AT HOME DESERVE no OUR RESPECT, ADMIRATION AND TOTAL SUPPORT." --Sen. Dick Durbin Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-23 22:48:15 Top |
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Headline: Durbin Decries Saddam's 'Junk-Food Jailers' "...and the relative sin that both things are..." Posted by: boberin at June 21, 2005 05:24 PM So tell us more about relative sin. Is it like relative ethics? Or maybe like the theory of relativity? What God says is sin, is sin. No gray areas! Else everyone will soon be wandering around in abysmal confusion. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-21 23:30:00 Top |
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Headline: Durbin Decries Saddam's 'Junk-Food Jailers' Hankmeister: "...kkkonservatives, neo-kkkons...." What? When did Sheets Byrd become a conservative? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-21 15:11:57 Top |
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Headline: Durbin Decries Saddam's 'Junk-Food Jailers' That diet must be what is responsible for SH's grand advice on picking women (not too smart, not too dumb, not too fat, not too skinny). Why, that deep thinking ranks right up there with Benjamin Spock's "Don't say no to your children" advice! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-21 15:03:05 Top |
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Headline: Dems Block Bolton, Citing 'Sesame Street Memo' Gosh it must be hard to live with such nasty hemroids Posted by: Ms RightWing, Ink. at June 17, 2005 10:03 AM Isn't it "hemorrhoids"? More to the point, Conyers is one. Danforth... Danforth... EX-senator, I believe (D-MO)? Perhaps you could do better by trying to convince your 21st-century Democrat pals to change their ways before they, too, become EXs. greg: shaved what off? your moustache, or your head? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-18 00:27:46 Top |
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Headline: Rumsfeld Promises Durbin Better Treatment at Gitmo "See? I told you that Bush was making the rest of the world mad at us!" --Dicky Durbin Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-16 14:25:07 Top |
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Headline: Rumsfeld Promises Durbin Better Treatment at Gitmo toe=the Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-16 14:18:18 Top |
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Headline: Rumsfeld Promises Durbin Better Treatment at Gitmo "I see it like missionary work..." (laughing@you) Sorry, L@Y, but you don't quite make it. Missionaries bring something valuable to toe village. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-16 14:17:22 Top |
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Headline: Autopsy: Schiavo Not Abused, Just Dehydrated Terri may have been brain damaged but she was a person who was still alive - we don't kill innocent people because they are damaged. Posted by: Buhay at June 15, 2005 01:59 PM Not quite yet, anyway. But give the liberals a few more years, and Hitler's idea of a producing a super race by weeding out "inferior" people and by selective breeding will pale in comparison. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-15 22:15:37 Top |
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Headline: Army Offers Gitmo Package to Boost Recruiting Off topic, but.... "I read yesterday, that in the UK, teachers have been asked to identify children who are likely to become criminals in the future." (greg) How marvelous! Wouldn't it be loverly to be able to so identify!? Now does someone have a formula that will make that identification, at all much less the 100% correct ID that should be expected. Benjamin Spock, maybe? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-15 22:07:17 Top |
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Headline: Earth-Like Planet Found Near Our Sun It's the parallel universe syndrome. Long ago there was another Earth, 180 degrees from us in the same orbit around the sun. This Earth was a mirror image of ours. Liberals were conservative, and conservatives were liberals. However, through 21st century technology advances it was discovered that that Earth had somehow morphed into our own Earth with people who were on both sides of every issue. For instance, they claimed in the 1990s that Saddam Hussein had, and had used, WMD, but in the 2000s they claimed there never had been WMD. Some of them voted for an issue before they voted against it. They were discoverd to be Democrats. The suggestion to rename the planet Hypo-Crisy1 is still under study. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-14 23:42:58 Top |
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Headline: Rumsfeld: Move U.N. to Guantanamo Guys and gals........ Ignore Greg. Do you not know that liberals are 90 percent mouth? And a lot of mouth takes up valuable bandwidth. Without that, the other 10 percent makes chicken-foot tracks, and we can deal with that. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-13 16:48:51 Top |
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Headline: Army Offers New Recruiting Incentive: Duty Imagine for a moment a boatload of greggs sailing the Atlantic and establishing a colony in the new land. Where woule WE be today? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-11 14:26:44 Top |
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Headline: Pre-9/11 FBI Missed Chances to Catch Gorelick Hankimeister, thanks for your emphasized points in the report. They serve very well to illustrate the slick way in which the MSM skew the facts (if any). We should all underline or bold every "may-might-could" point in reports from Iraq to global warming. (also TV ads!) Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-10 19:54:41 Top |
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Headline: Pre-9/11 FBI Missed Chances to Catch Gorelick May I remind you that there is no law against lying. A lie is constitutionally-protected free speech. Ask Bill and Hillary Clinton. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-10 19:45:25 Top |
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Headline: Pre-9/11 FBI Missed Chances to Catch Gorelick It was Ms Gorelick who erected the "wall" that hindered cooperation between FBI and Intelligence agencies? and "......Ms. Gorelick, who later served on the official panel investigating why the intelligence community failed to stop the 9/11 hijackers..." Isn't that sorta kinda like accusing Dubya for lying about WMD in Iraq by those who were claiming he had WMD during the Sleaze Administration? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-10 19:43:21 Top |
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Headline: Dean: Dem Poll Workers Can't Tell GOP Voters Apart greg and unworthy1: Christians have a heavy enough cross to bear from atheists and others without adding to each other's load. Please take your argument as to who is the better Christian offline. Better yet, shake hands and then put your hands together and pray for each other. Remember what the Book says about love. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-08 18:05:55 Top |
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Headline: Dean: Dem Poll Workers Can't Tell GOP Voters Apart "....It's pretty much a consensus..." (MargeinMI) Good! You spelled "Consensus" correctly. Unlike the peabrain who writes Dumbsbury, and misspelled it (concensus) on his web page a few moons ago. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-08 17:51:44 Top |
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Headline: Bush May Run for Clinton Senate Seat in 2006 "-- to cover all of their bets and bases and "win" even if they lose realizing their greater ambitions." Posted by: onlineanalyst ********************* They don't lose; the ignorandoms who vote for them are the ones who lose. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-08 17:38:55 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Amnesty International Not Exactly Like Pravda Hey, howcome you guys are getting so uptight about the way liberals are trying to set up our military prisons? Have you not been paying attention the last couple of decades to what they've made of the US judicial and penal system? Them being outraged over the handling of the Koran pales in comparison to letting a murderer go free because somebody used the word "nigger" (PC="n-word")15 or 20 years before, in some other, totally unrelated, location! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-06 20:23:41 Top |
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Headline: Bush: Amnesty International Not Exactly Like Pravda Is there some sort of a connection between CBS News, Newsweek, and Amnesty International? Something that urges them to present fake, false, fictitious information as fact, about things which they know little or nothing? Is it the Nut Factor? Is it the result of too many brain cells rotted by LSD in the gulags...errr..communes? What? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-06-06 20:06:24 Top |
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Headline: De Villepin Unveils Revised E.U. Constitution Late report: The new Constitution appoints France to be the designated white flag bearer. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-31 17:22:21 Top |
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Headline: Baghdad Mosque Closings Spark Weapons Shortage They say the funniest stuff is that which contains the element of truth. Scott, you have hit the mother lode! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-22 00:07:00 Top |
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Headline: FBI Releases Profile of Animal Rights Terrorists I have a dilemma: Every summer squirrels and birds destroy my grapes, pears and peaches. Should I shoot the animals and birds and save the trees, or should I sacrifice the trees and save the animals? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-19 15:27:54 Top |
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Headline: Newsweek Told Koran Flush Story Was 'Slam Dunk' For Newsweak's edification, the "ultimate fact" you are searching for is this: You have done irreparable damage to your own country. You have incited, by your irresponsible reportage, a people whose religion seems to revolve around revenge, and to whom life has little more value than the means with which to exact retribution. Following in the footsteps of irresponsible journalists before you in misguided efforts to embarrass the President of the United States, you have stupidly endangered every American by breeding hatred for us, and no amount of crawfishing and whitewashing will suffice to rectify that. Furthermore, you have fooled the Muslim world and caused them to commit acts for which they might feel ashamed, and any "apology" you might want to make should be directed to them. Even a "retraction" cannot suffice to assuage the damage you have caused your country, for the Muslim world will only claim that it was done in response to Administration pressures. As for making amends to us Americans, I suggest that you submit yourselves to a firing squad at dawn for the traitors that you are. May your subscription rate drop to zero. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-16 20:28:15 Top |
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Headline: DNC Poll: Clinton Fundraiser Trial a 'Yawner' Jami: "..Your readers looks dumb enough..." Oh, we does, does we? We is not too dumb to construct sentences properly. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-12 13:19:49 Top |
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Headline: DNC Poll: Clinton Fundraiser Trial a 'Yawner' "let's move on". I like that line. There's an organization with that name taken, no doubt, from the motto of the Clinton Administration. It was used hundreds of times in response to revelations of wrongdoing, following the formula: Mouthpiece issues blanket denial, followed by the plaintive, "let's move on." Of course. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-12 13:11:14 Top |
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Headline: New York Times Unveils Ecojournalism Initiative "I yearn for the days of a good shoe thumping at the UN Posted by: Ms RightWing, Inc. at May 9, 2005 08:28 AM" Yes, and so does Mad Eline Albright who can't stand the thought of the US being the only remaining "superpower". Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-10 12:34:33 Top |
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Headline: New York Times Unveils Ecojournalism Initiative Hankmeister: You've been watching my favorite PBS show! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-10 12:24:07 Top |
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Headline: Brighter Earth Caused by 'Roach Motel' Atmosphere "Call your congressman, tell them to pass a law requiring the earth to keep a constant 72F across the whole planet, all year long." Pass a law? Pish-tush! Takes too long. Just get your favorite activist judge to make a "ruling". Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-06 10:30:19 Top |
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Headline: Brighter Earth Caused by 'Roach Motel' Atmosphere Oh, no!!! The great solar furnace is the cause of warming the earth?? How can that be?! I always thought it was all those 98.6 degree heaters walking around on two legs that caused it! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-06 10:25:22 Top |
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Headline: UN Nuke Summit Seeks Enviro-Friendly WMD Off topic, but it's far down the list anyway. Yes, Majik, it is indeed sad. Worse than that, it is a tragedy that the very people who AARP claims to be helping are the ones who get the shaft...... every time the minimum wage goes up. And since I'm one of those, I'm not pleased!!! I thought that was the point I was making. Apparently you missed it. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-02 23:58:05 Top |
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Headline: UN Nuke Summit Seeks Enviro-Friendly WMD Environmental friendly WMD... What a great idea! But how shall we define it? A "quiet" weapon (no noise polllution), non-destructive (no debris cleanup)? Yeah we can do that with CB weapons now. Or maybe one that burns everything to cinders and glass, leaving nothing to foul the air. Have that too, but it makes alot of noise. Just gotta figure how to do it without leaving all that rad-pollution lying around. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-05-02 23:43:25 Top |
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Headline: Kerry Threatens to Unveil Social Security Plan Field Marshall Mathers: A salute from the Major. Kajun: I'm old enough to get mailings from the AARP and requests to join. I am also smart enough to know that their social agenda is at cross-purposes to the interests of those on fixed incomes (i.e., social security). For instance, they support minimum wage hikes. Their stated reasoning is that old folks (if they work) hold minimum wage jobs. Well, that may be true for a small percentage of them; but the great majority of them do not work, and we all know that the rising tide of minimum wage lifts every wage above it. This has the natural result of increasing prices. Fixed-income recipients (old folks) are hurt the most. But don't try to tell that to the AARP! To cite just one example: About ten years ago you could buy a large dip-cone at Dairy Queen for $1.08. Many local old folks enjoyed a frequent cone. Along came a minimum wage hike and the DQ, which hired mostly min-wage folks, increased the price of the cone to $1.29. While this activity did indeed help a few DQ employees, it really hurt the older customers. Maybe some of the younger folks out there could create a true old-folks-support organization to displace the AARP. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-30 22:00:42 Top |
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Headline: Kerry Threatens to Unveil Social Security Plan I seem to remember that Kerry "had a plan" for everything. Unfortunately we will never know what those "plans" are,since Kerry stupidly trapped himself in a catch-22 situation. As a candidate for the Presidency, he wasn't going to reveal any of his plans until he became elected; but no one wants to elect anyone unless they have some idea what his plans are, when in office! Geez! The man speaks only in hyperbole! Gimme air! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-30 13:30:48 Top |
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Headline: Sen. Voinovich Offers Self for U.N. Ambassador Post Hey, "short fuse" Voinovich, why don't you and your band of turncoat "Republicans" take a joy ride to Chappaquiddick with Teddy? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-21 17:00:52 Top |
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Headline: Arnold's Border Quip Sparks Praise in Neighbor States Sandman wrote: "Actually, I do have a question for everyone out there, why do illegal immigrants have rights that cost all Americans tax money." Money? Hey, our rights were secured at the cost of blood, sweat and tears! (Why must everything be measured in money?) All the more reason to shut 'em out! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-20 19:15:35 Top |
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Headline: Kerry: Ratzinger Papal Election is 'No Mandate' Routers reported today that Democrats were very distressed that the new Pope does not consider the Bible to be a "living document". There is a danger, they say, that the Pope could actually overrule the American judiciary by claiming that the Bible supercedes all other American documents. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-19 16:26:05 Top |
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Headline: Lobbying Scandals Spotlight Congressional Pay Crisis Wasn't long ago when word got out that Congress was raising its salary. In spite of the resultant uproar amongst the taxpayers, they went and did it anyway in a stealth vote. Wouldn't you love a job in which you could declare your own pay raise?! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-11 18:12:43 Top |
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Headline: Mexican Minutemen Spot Rep. DeLay Crossing Border This newsflash via e-buzzard from the Southern US Border: Sightings indicate that Mexican General Santa Yanna is massing troops South Of The Border in response to US militiamen attempting to identify and apprehend infiltrations into the US by Mexicans. Reports have been surfacing that this clandestine attack against US economic interests, both public and private, have raised concerns about the safety of the Social Security Lockbox. The usual safety web of law enforcement, judicial and prosecutorial agencies in the US have been either unable, or unwilling, to counter these invasions. In related items, the sale of coonskin caps has risen to unheard-of proportions; and at least one group has adopted the slogan, "Remember the Ouitoboquito" in honor of the first militiaman casualty. Stay tuned for further "war-on-the-border" developments. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-07 16:41:36 Top |
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Headline: Sandy Berger Guilty, Suffers Wrist Inflammation I agree with Hankmeister. During the Clinton years it was a lie everytime his mouth moved; decent people were cast aside and trampled if they got in his way; sleazy tactics were rampant; incompetence was widespread. And throughout all that, the MNM ignored, even applauded it. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-04-01 13:06:29 Top |
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Headline: WMD Report Calls for More Accurate Leaks What? The WMD intelligence collected during the Clinton administration was wrong? There wasn't sufficient coordination between agencies? No! How could that be? Surely "Bush Lied"! A new report now says that it was Dubya who, from his governnor's office in Texas was able, through clandestine contacts within Halliburton, to plant stories about Iraqi WMD in the minds of the UN inspectors, Clinton officials, and even John Kerry! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-03-31 16:38:27 Top |
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Headline: Gingrich Sues Rep. DeLay for 'Demon' Infringement Evon: Democrats and ideas in the same sentence? Lets you forget: Democrat party is in control of the protesters of the protest generation. That's all they iknew then, and all they know now. They always wanted to change the establishment, but have never come up with any ideas as to what would be better. Every notion they've tried since becoming "the establishment" themselves has only made things worse. And they're too dumb and embarassed to admit it! Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-03-30 14:14:26 Top |
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Headline: Kofi Annan Not Aware of Relationship to Kojo Hey folks, stop taking my name in vain! Annan has a bad case of Clintonitis. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-03-30 14:04:00 Top |
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Headline: Attorney: Michael Schiavo Looks 'Peaceful, Euphoric' Hey, Jockstrap: Where do you get this "brainless vegetable" from? Been gazing at a mirror? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-03-29 12:02:03 Top |
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Headline: Gov. Bush Washes Hands of Schiavo Matter Stop The Madness says; "Tom 'Two-Faced' DeLay pulled the plug on his own father who was in a vegatativce state in 1988. But he is willing to use a total stanger callously as a political football in 2005. The GOP hypocracy continues, emboldened." Tom Delay may be less two-faced than Stop is wrong. Delay's dad was in coma, had been, and had suffered kidney failure, among other problems. Schiavo is not in a coma. Schiavo is not in a vegetative state (pictures of her blinking her eyes and her eye movements as if she is looking at things deny those claims). Hey, Stop: There ain't no dastardly plot being cooked up by Republicans! There are people, both Repub and Dem, who don't believe all they have been fed by the leftmedia regarding this case. Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-03-28 19:07:24 Top |
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Headline: Gov. Bush Washes Hands of Schiavo Matter All the arguments can be summed up thusly: To whom shall we turn as the final authority? Ourselves? The Supreme Court? Or God? Posted by Major Mojo on 2005-03-27 18:53:02 Top |
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