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Headline: Iran Pleads with UN: 'Slap Us with Sanctions Like Saddam's'
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Posted by john on 2004-11-16 09:51:07 Top

Headline: Coroner: Arafat Died of Tilex Poisoning
Why isn't the Sun picking this important stuff up? John
Posted by John on 2004-11-15 09:17:02 Top

Headline: Saddam Worried Explosive Cache Now in 'Wrong Hands'
Zummie, you trust Drudge to be a straightforward unvarnished factual source of news ? C'mon, you seemed more intelligent then that from reading your numerous posts.
Posted by John on 2004-10-26 09:24:41 Top

Headline: Saddam Worried Explosive Cache Now in 'Wrong Hands'
""The Army is not to blame. We were only following the orders of our Democratic Party leadership." And the democrats are running the war while the Commander in Chief, a Republican, is in the White House ? Sheesh, I though Scott Ott was running the Iraqi operation.
Posted by John on 2004-10-26 09:18:46 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
Hey Zummie Boy: Wouldn't you say a man ( Gen Frank ) appointed under the Bush administration to run the war in Iraq, may be a tad biased towards his former boss and perhaps not inclined to reveal what he really observed and thought ? He, Gen Frank, certainly didn't do too good a job guiding the administration about how to handle Iraq after the military crushed Iraq's armies. He also went along with sending troops into battle driving around in inadequately armored vehicles.
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 21:14:43 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
"Have you actually been on the ground in Iraq, and do you dispute the contention of General Tommy Franks, about 75% of our men and women in the military, and of the folks at such sites as iraqthemodel.com that much of the country is stable, that there are but a few regions where the insurgency is stabilized, and that most Iraqui citizens are hopeful for the future and are grateful for our toppling of the Hussein regime? If so, please inform us your experiences in Iraq that contradict the claims of these people." I read otherwise in the International Press daily reports. I suppose you are going to say they are all commie papers or some such.
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 21:06:45 Top

Headline: Washington Post Endorses ScrappleFace, Kerry
Hey Santinipants. Waddya trying to do, insult me ?
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 21:02:19 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
I didn't vote for Clinton, prettya-hole. ! Just goes to show the extent of your deductive powers.
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 20:32:25 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
I am hardly "undereducated and misinformed" contrary to your opinion. Terrorism has increased and become much more focused since the Bush Administration invaded Iraq under the cover of lies to the public to justify their action. American soldiers are still dying and being crippled for life every day in Iraq ! For what, a pack of lies about WMDs. No point in pussyfooting about on this issue. We have yet to finish our business in Afghanistan because we have foolishly diverted our resources into Iraq !!! Now I suppose you are going to use the classic diversionary assertion that I am unpatriotic and don't give a damn about our troops! Our troops are doing the best they can to follow orders ( that is their job, even when the political types behind the war sent them in unprepared to follow thru on the results to their ultimate harm ),while driving about in underarmored vehicles and getting killed in same because Bush sent our troops in driving vehicles with inadequate armor! Would you want your son driving around Baghdad in one of these death traps ? We were not adequately militarily prepared for Iraq and that is not our military;s fault ! They are doing the best they can considering the handicaps they face on a daily basis. Now we are experiencing increasing difficulty filling our existing military slots with recruits. Doesn't that alone say something about our lack of preparedness from day one ? And we have a President who thinks he is on a mission for God. Whose god may I ask ? There are a ton of different gods out there. Which one has the upper hand ?
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 19:47:31 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
"Hey Johnnie...your info/story about the arms cache is 19 months old...." It doesn't matter how old the story may be - How come we did not protect the explosives and where are they now ? [Being used to blow up (and/or cripple)young American Soldiers that's where they are now]. So is the story about WMD's months old but a lie was a lie was a lie ! The fact is this administration did not prepare properly for the invasion of Iraq and had no plan whatsoever to cope with the terrorism that developed. Because of an administration that does not know what it is doing, Iraq has now become the central focus for worldwide terrorism and many young American soldiers have lost their lives needlessly because of the administrations failure to prepare properly ! The real thing to be afraid of in this country ( Dr Stuhl pay attention here ) and this world is four more years of the Bush administration
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 14:44:23 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
"High placed sources in the Kerry/Edwards camp told me that the Democrats have organized an “ International Coalition of Thugs” to riot and cause havoc across the United States if Kerry loses the election." What a lot of crap ! Name the sources !
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 11:36:00 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
Okay, so what is the Bush Administration's excuse for failing to secure the thousands of tons of explosives now being reported missing? They were given sufficient warning about the need to protect these same explosives. This stuff consists of powerful explosives now being used by terrorists in car and truck bomb attacks. Do you think anyone in the administration is going to 'fess' up to to responsibilty ? Highly unlikely !
Posted by John on 2004-10-25 11:20:23 Top

Headline: Moore Lectures Penn State Students on Film Technique
Take heed scrapplers... applicable when spoken and looking more and more applicable to day. ""A house divided against itself can not stand." Abraham Lincoln
Posted by John on 2004-10-24 19:02:15 Top

Headline: Kerry Sorry for Remark About Cheney's Lesbian Child
JOHN KERRY'S PROSTITUTE DAUGHTER TOPLESS IN THIS PICTURE! PICTURE Two can play that game! JOHN KERRY'S THE NEW SOLDIER
Posted by John on 2004-10-14 19:52:06 Top

Headline: Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: 'It's a Spine'
When it comes down to it, Bush talks conservative and acts big-gov liberal. Peroutka is principled.
Posted by John on 2004-10-11 12:44:32 Top

Headline: Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: 'It's a Spine'
Hey, I bet Peroutka REALLY has a spine, then!!!
Posted by John on 2004-10-11 12:12:58 Top

Headline: Gore Lawsuit Challenges Australian Election Results
You know, I really don't know when you are kidding, and when you are serious.
Posted by John on 2004-10-09 13:51:13 Top

Headline: Kerry Called Up in Draft, Misses Debate
LOL.
Posted by John on 2004-09-30 17:42:51 Top

Headline: Cat Stevens Detained, 70s Stars Vie to Get on Watch List
Cat Stevens did an awful lot of BAD music that no one here seems to know about. Think of albums like "Catch Bull At Four" or "Buddha And The Chocolate Box". They sucked bigtime! The mainstream media use terms like 'pop star turned muslim' etc, but Cat's career was dead in the water long before his "conversion". They should be saying "has-been-turned-muslim" or "former-rock-star-without-a-contract-turned-muslim." Speaking of has-beens, do anyone think Dan Rather is ready for his conversion? If so, it would fit the pattern.
Posted by John on 2004-09-23 14:17:33 Top

Headline: CBS Reveals Copies of Kerry Senate Documents
Yes, John Kerry was in the Senate. In fact, he recalls a Christmas Eve in the Capital in 1998, listening to the sound of Rush Limbaugh on the radio..... Or there was the time he pulled a Ted Kennedy out of the water hazard on the golf course right there in D.C.. ( Of course, it was after Ted had fallen in because Sen. Kerry had started up the Golf Cart too quickly, but Sen. Kerry is quick to remind us all that all the other carts left and he was the ONLY one to return....) blah blah blah
Posted by John on 2004-09-16 15:06:19 Top

Headline: Dan Rather: 'I Flat Out Lied' About Bush Memos
wow #1?
Posted by John on 2004-09-15 17:34:30 Top

Headline: Bush Lets Weapons Ban Lapse, Locks Up Criminal Vote
"Where is the assault rifle ban helping stop terrorism? " It sure ain't working in Iraq !
Posted by John on 2004-09-14 14:13:33 Top

Headline: Bush To Undecided Voters: Choose Kerry
What kind of place is this ? People sleeping with horses and camels. My god, next thing you might try the opposite sex !
Posted by John on 2004-09-07 21:27:55 Top

Headline: Kerry Fit to Defend U.S. Against Non-Threatening Foes
Hey F.Castro: Yank on this pal !
Posted by John on 2004-09-07 21:17:56 Top

Headline: Viet Cong Vets for Kerry Refute Swiftboat Book
Hey Red State Ranter ! Do you know this OCSE's phone number ? I wonder if I could get them to come out and monitor my small town's 'town meeting ' voting process ? We just holler and whichever group hollers the loudest gets the vote. This just ain't right. We need monitors that we don't have to pay for !
Posted by John on 2004-08-08 22:08:01 Top

Headline: Guilty D.C. Sniper Gets Unusual Death Sentence
what happend to the boy and the man
Posted by john on 2004-04-17 18:47:03 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
God Bless each and every one of you. God speed. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your families. Thank you for your sacrifices!!
Posted by John on 2003-12-15 19:51:07 Top

Headline: Rumsfeld Thanks Media for 'Foot in Mouth' Coverage
What's up with that. Any cognizent person knows what Rummy said, and who said the Brits were aware? And of course IU's loss is TT's gain, but than what is east of AZ's Olsen!?
Posted by John on 2003-12-02 21:10:54 Top

Headline: NARAL to Pay Half of Scott Peterson's Legal Fees
Bravo!
Posted by John on 2003-11-21 10:06:52 Top

Headline: Clinton-Gore Economic Boom Continues
George, great idea. No taxation without representation! The Democrats do not represent me, so they should not be allowed to tax me.
Posted by John on 2003-10-31 14:27:16 Top

Headline: Dean Says He's Not Metrosexual, but Metropopulist
[Dang] that's funny! Great image! Another score for scrappleface.
Posted by John on 2003-10-30 12:29:27 Top

Headline: Amber Alert Goes Out for Connie Chung
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Posted by john on 2003-07-31 19:10:06 Top

Headline: Consultant Offers 'White Names' to Black Job Seekers
Elaine, Wow! I like your tenacity, but you're still not understanding our point. You are of course intitled to your opinion. Let me just simply ask you this - should someone by the name of Akeem Agunbiade change his name after becoming a US citizen just to appease narrow-minded people like yourself? You may call his name stupid or meaningless, but it's an ACTUAL NAME that has meaning to that particular culture. If you're willing I would like to keep in touch with you for a future project of mine. Contact me in about 2 years and remind me of our encounter. J2Holland@aol.com
Posted by John on 2003-06-26 19:21:41 Top

Headline: Nation's School Report Card Shows Taxes Are Too Low
>>>Teachers do not make much, which is part of the problem... Oh brother. You obviously don't live in the People's Republic of New York. Here, a kindergarden teacher can make upwards of $90,000 and work only 180 days out of the year. Drive around any neighborhood and you can tell where all the cops and teachers live: they have the nicest houses with pools in the backyard and boats in the driveway. It's a local joke, until you look at your property tax bill. I pay $7,500 a year in property taxes for a quarter acre plot. My household income in $46,000 a year. Yeah, boo-hoo-hoo for all those underpaid teachers.
Posted by John on 2003-06-23 14:32:16 Top

Headline: Goodnight David...
I remember when....I was a young'un when Chet and David WERE the news. Trusted for a reason. RIP.
Posted by john on 2003-06-12 17:49:50 Top

Headline: Lawsuit: McDonald's Destroys Parental Authority
lets get real if you sit in mcdonalds all day and eat and eat You will get fat. same as home. these people who say Mc Donalds makes you have no control over your children should get real teach you children the word NO... thats what is wrong today no one knows what NO means.
Posted by john on 2003-05-27 17:49:17 Top

Headline: Rumsfeld Apologizes for Hyping Saddam Threat
For better or worse, I think my country's foreign policy with the Arab world has just set out on the same path as Israel and the Palestinians. you bomb us we occupy you you bomb us we occupy you you bomb us we occupy you Repeat forever. Lotta civilians on both sides have died, many more will die.
Posted by John on 2003-05-27 15:01:35 Top

Headline: Rumsfeld Apologizes for Hyping Saddam Threat
http://www.fff.org/comment/com0305l.asp
Posted by John on 2003-05-27 15:01:18 Top

Headline: Wal-Mart To Offer More Books That Few People Read
this is one of the unfunniest pieces of writing I have ever read. Goodnight.
Posted by John on 2003-05-19 18:45:54 Top

Headline: Jimmy Carter Calls for 'Massive Strike' on Iraq
Jimmy Carter bungled the hostage rescue mission. He had no business trying to command the troops himself. He should have allowed the officers on the ground to do so. Before Jimmy Carter, James Madison, in the War of 1812, was the last President to command troops in the field. As the result of Madison's brilliant actions, the British burned the White House and the Capitol. Most future Presidents learned from that experience, but not Jimmy!
Posted by John on 2003-04-19 01:36:03 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
Mere words are not sufficient to relate how we feel about what all of you are doing for us, so let me put it this way; Our gratitude for your sacrifices are written on the hearts of a grateful nation".
Posted by John on 2003-03-29 05:29:50 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
Guys, I wish I was over there with you, but I can't seem to get them to deploy me! We are all very proud of you. When the mission is accomplished, you will return home with honor and this country will give you one helluva welcome back party!
Posted by John on 2003-03-27 13:40:27 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
Keep up the good work guys and gals, don't let the liberal media say you aren't kicking butt, and most certainly don't let anyone that shoots at you get away. I don't care if they are shooting from a mosque or a hospital, level it. Stay safe and I will be at the victory parade to welcome you all when you come home.
Posted by John on 2003-03-26 11:39:40 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
Good luck you guys. Kick butt, take care and come home.
Posted by john on 2003-03-19 17:09:25 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
Your courage and dedication to preserve liberty and justice around the world make you heroes. Our thoughts, prayers and thanks are with you always and forever. Good luck and God speed.
Posted by John on 2003-03-17 14:04:21 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
"Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only ATTACK and ATTACK and ATTACK some more!" -General George S. Patton- American Armed Forces: YOU are the pride of the USA! You are the strength of this country. This great nation exists ONLY by your bravery and your service. Hold your heads high and know that millions upon millions upon millions are praying for YOUR success! (we don't make as much noise as "protestors" and we don't make for good TV but we enormously outnumber the nay-sayers! They are a mere speck compared to the millions who support you) May God bless your every step and bring you home quickly! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Posted by John on 2003-03-17 12:28:24 Top

Headline: PSA: Encourage Our Troops with a Comment Here
Although I'm completely against this war that is inevitable, I do support our troops. I hope thay can get though this with minimal casualtties. Come back to us, as we are in need of REAL heros.
Posted by John on 2003-03-16 12:46:36 Top

Headline: Bin Laden Sons Possibly Hurt Trying to Escape
G W BUSH avoided vietnam war in 1968.
Posted by John on 2003-03-07 12:10:33 Top

Headline: U.N. Delegates Await Translation of Bush Remarks
GWB avoided vietnam war in 1968.
Posted by John on 2003-03-07 12:09:09 Top

Headline: 'Win Without War' Releases New Talking Points
Still, though (Seb). You gotta love the way 2sees put it. Whether that french guy was serious or not, he said what a lot of Europeans are thinking. The world has a VERY short memory.
Posted by John on 2003-02-26 17:31:01 Top

Headline: 'Win Without War' Releases New Talking Points
If Saddam were, say an ordinary citizen of a different country, he would have been put to death long ago. He is no different than say Charles Manson, but on a much larger scale. Just because he has an army, opresses hundreds of thousands of people, and calls himself President makes everything he did in the past ok? These anti-war people are the same people who would oppose the death penalty, yet move if a convicted murderer moved in next door.
Posted by John on 2003-02-26 10:39:12 Top

Headline: French Resolution Threatens 'Aggressive Indecision'
And Russia, and China,and everyone else except Easten Europe. They all want to avoid war. They all probably just after Iraq oil, not like US, who wants to kill thousands of people to "liberate" them.
Posted by john on 2003-02-24 13:08:02 Top

Headline: Chirac Offers New EU Members 'Freedom of Silence'
Going to war without France would be like going to the SuperBowl game without your favorite beret
Posted by john on 2003-02-20 20:53:23 Top

Headline: Chirac Offers New EU Members 'Freedom of Silence'
Axis of Quiet Weasels, I figure
Posted by john on 2003-02-18 20:46:06 Top

Headline: Bush Submits Revamped 'Constitutional' Budget
Democrats can read, write, and speak. No, really. It's true. It's the comprehension of those written and spoken words that cause all the problems. Oh, and the seeming lack of the skills required to present a well reasoned (yeah, I know, they're Democrats), cogent argument without resorting to emotional devices and the rhetorical equivalent to limp iceberg lettuce.
Posted by John on 2003-02-10 12:42:17 Top

Headline: Powell Changes Speech at Last Minute to Satisfy Democrats
I think we'll see Democrats support the President as soon as they figure out how doing so can be turned into a fundraiser. Scott, Keep up the great work. John
Posted by John on 2003-02-05 17:41:08 Top

Headline: Rumsfeld Sorry for 'Axis of Weasels' Remark
I am American by birth, and by the grace of God! Our fathers were of old Europe, but we, are not our fathers sons. We built this nation from the ground up. Divine guidance, perseverance and the belief in life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, were our tools. We are a generous nation, who is blessed, because we share our blessings with the world. We are a mighty and powerful nation. We will not stand by and watch the rise of another Hitler. You do not try to coax and calm a rabid dog, you destroy it without thought or consideration. During WWII how many of the German occupied countries did not cry for the United States to come to there aid. Puny pathetic little regimes, that thought negotiation and diplomacy would win the day. Yes we are a proud people, we have earned the right. Remember, "Don't Tread On Me". God bless the United States of America.
Posted by John on 2003-01-31 12:42:05 Top

Headline: France Warns Iraq Against Acting Alone
Lee: Some good points - especially that most Americans really have very little first hand knowledge about any culture other than their own. The silly ass insults contained in the above responses can't even be taken seriously. I like France and contrary to common belief about the arrogance and rudeness of the French, I have never been rudely treated. Most people take people as they come and treat them as individuals rather than members of some derided group. However, I am disgusted by French politics -- particularly the hypocrisy of it. Don't cloak yourself in morality and diplomatic sophistication when greed and naked self interest rule the day.
Posted by John on 2003-01-28 02:28:37 Top

Headline: At CES Bill Gates Shows Off Smart Pants
Enjoy your work and find it brilliant. You should have reminded your readers that it may be necessary for no appparent reason or timing that it may be mandatory to remove your smart pants, turn them inside out, outside in, scanned for stains, blamed for your lousy crease, and told that a better pair are availible and these currently smarty pair will be only dumb ass cutoffs in a few months.I email your articles to family,friends, and whoosh!Huh? They don't get it.Keep up the good work.
Posted by john on 2003-01-10 16:29:04 Top

Headline: Lott Supports Affirmative Action, Jackson Holiday
Loved the humor. Everybody seems to get what going on except Lott. The person in today's NYT who calls Lott 'a walking pinata' has it right.
Posted by John on 2002-12-17 08:16:51 Top

Headline: Iraq Unleashes Weapons of Mass Media
CNN has unleashed the Weapons of Mass Distraction.
Posted by john on 2002-12-01 20:47:29 Top

Headline: Survey: Big Business Eager to Hire Bloggers
What's a blog?
Posted by John on 2002-11-05 15:48:04 Top

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