July 11, 2003
New Diary Sparks Lott to Call for Truman Demotion by Scott Ott (2003-07-11) -- Senator Trent Lott introduced a bill today to take away Harry Truman's title as President after a newly-discovered diary indicated the plain-spoken Missourian may have been an anti-Semite. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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First and genious commentary to boot. AAAAWOOOO! Posted by: Big Time Sublime at July 11, 2003 08:49 AMPresident Truman don't take no crap from any jew and if you're way out of line, he'll drop The Bomb on you. Posted by: Big Time Sublime at July 11, 2003 09:12 AMI am nopt an anti-semite, but old Harry might have a point. The Jesw (who had suffered tremendously) should have been treated the same way as the eastern Europeans that Hitler had tried to wipe out. Equal treatment for all victims. Posted by: Diamond Dave Price at July 11, 2003 09:13 AMrun with it rummy! Posted by: biz at July 11, 2003 09:23 AMThis is way too easy. Posted by: Mike G at July 11, 2003 09:26 AMWait a minute, I thought being an anti-semite was OK and that we were supposed to be pro-arab. Even that confuses me because we know from the Indiana Jones movies that the Arabs helped the Nazi's steal all kinds of really important things. I am sure we are supposed to be anti-Nazi. I sure hope the really smart people get this straightened out. I hear that Bill is going to run as VP and the token Pres. will resign. Whoop-de-do life would be good again!!! Posted by: Eric the Red at July 11, 2003 09:55 AMHow dare an American President show actual human failings in a private journal! I didn't know jew-hate was a human failing, rand. rummy NO, BIZ ! I will NOT hear that ! The palestinians will have their own state when I'm done counting. Posted by: Big Time Sublime at July 11, 2003 11:09 AMYou missed the point. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! they have never had a state and will never have a state!!!!! not so long we back those [] jews....... wonder how long before this post is removed (no jew bashing seems to be allowed in here boys and girls) Posted by: biz at July 11, 2003 11:15 AMhmm, OK rand, I'll have to think about that. Could someone finally set me straight here? Which was worse from a metaphysical perspective...slavery or the holocaust? It gets really interesting when you consider that the Jews were previously enslaved for 400 years...by Egypt (that country of white, Christian males who live to oppress people of color...doh - wait a minute...nevermind). Posted by: Cassandra at July 11, 2003 11:57 AMI am sorry...I howled with laughter. It is so clear to me that since he campaigned for the state of Israel, what's a little kavetch about needing preferential treatment? He's not anti semitic, he is just frustrated! Could it just be that he was bewailing the special interest group that the Jews had become? She said there was quite a flap about it in the press. Isn't there a book by that name? About the same thing? Wasn't it also fiction? At least the name of the ship?
Truman was nothing but a pinko commie [] anyway. Posted by: Watcher at July 11, 2003 01:36 PMI believe the book in question is called ""ship of fools"" and not only wasnt it allowed to dock in Palestine but every harbor it landed in turned them away untill they were sent back to Deutchland Posted by: Mike G at July 11, 2003 02:11 PMDear Go Lance Go, Metaphysically speaking slavery and the holcaust are equally bad and equally false. Both are an invention of Big Zion used to keep our minds off of the plight of the Palestinians. Posted by: Big Time Sublime at July 11, 2003 02:12 PMhttp://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/07/11/truman.diary.ap/index.html Cricket wrote: "It is so clear to me that since he campaigned for the state of Israel, what's a little kavetch about needing preferential treatment? He's not anti semitic, he is just frustrated!" I've noticed this defense already being used for Truman. He was for the creation of Israel so he could not have been anti-semitic. Surely there were those, especially in Europe, who wanted Israel created so the Jews would go there and not come to or stay in their country. It is not necessarily true that if you were for a Jewish homeland you were not anti-semitic. Many, but not all, of those that wanted to establish Liberia as a home to freed slaves did so because they did not want them living in the U.S., not because they loved them so much. They wanted to send them thousands of miles away to a place their ancestors had lived hundreds of years before. You couldn't say, "He was for the establishment of Liberia, he could not be racist." Posted by: twalsh at July 11, 2003 04:23 PMComical Rummy - your thoughts on the post below? USS Liberty Bombing: An Accident http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/ShArt.jhtml?itemNo=315949&contrassID;=2&subContrassID;=1&sbSubContrassID;=0&listSrc;=Y Posted by: tom at July 11, 2003 04:52 PMLAST? Ha Ha! Posted by: Matthew 20:16 at July 11, 2003 06:26 PMBack then, everyone talked like that. Truman once said about the KKK that he suspected a Jew started it, because only a Jew would take a 50 cent bedsheet, cut two eyeholes in it and sell it for 5 dollars. Posted by: inspire 28 at July 11, 2003 09:53 PMOf course the Palestinians will have their own State. It already exists, it's called HADES. If they will hurry up and blow the rest of themselves up, they can all be there. People, let's lay off Truman, he has been very busy since his death, personally apoligizing to the millions he killed in Japan. Posted by: Pal Hater, and PROUD of it! at July 11, 2003 11:16 PMI find that interesting in regard to the kavetch. Isn't that what the Arabs are doing with Arafat? And, as I recall, she did tell me the ship docked in Haifa, I think it was. Now I am going back on my fence...I have to sit this one out again. Posted by: Cricket at July 11, 2003 11:53 PMTom, ongoing Israeli defiance of roap map http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030615/80/e2c70.html "JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Jewish settlers have quietly set up five new outposts in the West Bank since Israel began dismantling such sites last week under a U.S.-backed "road map" to peace, an Israeli monitoring group says. The planting of more caravans and tents on lonely hilltops has been overshadowed by the deaths of more than 50 people in a week of Israeli-Palestinian violence that has battered the peace plan affirmed at a June 4 summit in Aqaba, Jordan. "(Israeli Prime Minister Ariel) Sharon wasn't serious when he said at the Aqaba summit that he would dismantle outposts," said Yariv Oppenheimer of Israel's Peace Now group, which opposes settlements on land seized in the 1967 Middle East war." Posted by: Comical Rummy at July 12, 2003 04:59 AMComical Rummy -- you are a funny man. When you are dead, the world will be a better place. I've always been disgusted and fascinated by the human inability to allow for shades of grey. It's not "political correctness" to shun those who "bash Jews" or any other group; it's human decency. It's only idiotic "political correctness" when you're supposed to put ethnic groups on pedestals by the sheer virtue of their minority. biz, you cokehead rat ( ! ), why is it so hard for you to distinguish between the politically correct sentiment that "Palestinians" are an oppressed little minorityling who therefore deserve the aid and support of the white man everywhere -- and the very real need to respect Jews, or Arabs, or Palestinians, or gays, or whoever else, as human beings? -JS Posted by: Shlif at July 12, 2003 05:16 AMDear Diary, I must remind myself to dispose of you after my term in office. January 01, 1953 Harry S. Truman Posted by: Harry S. Truman at July 12, 2003 05:45 PM About the USS Liberty the Israelis said they were sorry. End of story. We forgave and forgot when Saddam Exoceted the USS Stark also because he said he was sorry. (Ain't it funny that the only circumstances where a simple apology really works is in International affairs and sand lot baseball?) Schlif, papertiger, so you also think there's similarity too between Pres Jackon and the Cherokee and the Israelis/Pals. Jackons broke the law stealing the Cherokee land and got away with it. Israel breaks international law and UN res 446 by their ongoing theft of the Pal land and gets away with it. Papertiger, Washington's wealth was well managed enough that he MANUMITTED his slaves on his death (manumitted is a BIIIIIIIG word that means 'gave them their freedom')and supported those slaves up to the third free generation. Similarly with Jefferson. Schlif, you are confusing me. One minute it is decent to shun those who bash jews, and the next a crime to put them on a pedestal. No one here has implied that the Israelis or the Palestinians are not deserving of respect. That, is when they grow up and stop lobbing bombs, bullets, rocks, grenades and the like at each other. Posted by: Cricket at July 13, 2003 11:23 PMschlif *physically Posted by: biz at July 14, 2003 08:49 AMDont we have a genetic link between jefferson and his slave girl sally???lets call her sally ride for now?? Mike G, Sorry Cricket This was a problem. I'm not sure what T.J. really believed. But I think most of us would agree that stealing is wrong. Yet many of us have found a wallet with money, and kept the money, or knowingly (perhaps with some of our own effort) received free cable (which is a huge, faceless corporation, so its OK), or left the check out lane knowing the clerk gave you too much change. We know it is wrong -- we choose to ignore that in certain situations. Plus, T.J.'s choice, as others outline it, wasn't just not buy more slaves. He already had them, perhaps buying them before he discovered his love of equality. Believing in equality, and giving up slave holdings you already have are not the same thing. I want to see the needy helped by good charities, but I only give so much money to charity. I like having a certain standard of living for myself, even though I could choose to share my money more than I do. T.J. would have to free people, then hire people to do the same jobs. He would not be reimbursed for his freeing slaves, and would face future expense to get the same labor. He took the easy way out -- "tis too expensive to free them now, so I will do it when I'm dead" he may have thought. He was wrong to choose that route. He may have been a hypocrite. Or he may not have really believed everything he wrote. I don't know. Nonetheless, I thank God he was there to help get this country started. Posted by: KJ at July 14, 2003 04:46 PMThomas Jefferson was a great man and if more people did more inter-racial breeding there would be less ignorance and hate and much more sex. Its a good thing. Posted by: Big Time Sublime at July 14, 2003 11:40 PMTruman integrated the armed forces and fought for the passage of anti-lynching laws. Thurmond expended all his efforts to block the passage of even the most modest civil rights legislation of that era. Nice try though, Scott. Posted by: Sean at July 15, 2003 08:58 PMLott's comment was probably no more than "I'm going to say something nice about an old man on his birthday." Plus, it was Democrats generally (which included Thurmond at that time) that fought to preserve Jim Crow. That said, Lott has race issues for other reasons, and he was lousy as a senate leader. Republicans didn't need his baggage in that spot, and needed a better leader. Demoting him was the right decision, though I don't know that they got a better leader. 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