By far the BEST written. Start building the museum around this one!!

FIRST!....so THERE! (:~})

OK 2nd....dang mouse pad!!...Whaddya expect when you're a cat!

Sorry, CAT, my puppy was hungry...so YOU are NOT first!

My Rottweiller was hungry so WHERE is your puppy?

And if you're puppy is there don't spank him. God will cry.

While there are lots of things you shouldn't do to your puppy, Scalia reported today that he is afraid that the S.Ct. just made it impossible for the states to outlaw those things.

And Chicken Little reported today ...

Maybe they can get Scott Ritter to help with the search for hazardous materials. I hear he's hanging out front of a Burger King with some Tootsie Rolls in his pocket.

Comdemn the building and ship all those "diplomats" and their sychophants to Switzerland.

Sun Tzu and the Godfather advised to keep your friends close and your enemies closer never had to deal with Kofi and the Bowry boys. Ship them out, but not to Switzerland. There is to much money there and we have nothing against the Swiss. France, now there's the place the oughta be, So they loaded up their stuff and they moved to Gay Parie.

This is where they need to bring the ickle poodlykins sniffer dogs for the asbestos...but the PETA people would be all over the place.

I'm all for building the U.N. a brand new building, providing, the current occupants remain in the old building, during it's implosion!

Hans Blix, Chief Inspector of Lead Paint stated that due to some remodeling that occurred in 1998 that purported lead paint that may have previously existed at the UN could no longer be accounted for. ìIt does not necessarily mean the lead paint does not existÖonly that it appears the walls have been painted subsequent to our 1998 inspections. We will need more time to determine if the lead paint has been removed and where the chips may have goneî

French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin (who is a man) stated through a translator ìWe must wait for lead paint inspections, and it is then up to this Council to determine if any paint must be removed by force. Any unilateral action by the US to remove lead paint will be viewed by this council as unjustified.î
Lead paint has been known to cause brain damage to those who may have been exposed to it.

I'm confused. I thought the other thingy was about paintato chips.

"Ralphy honey, you're not putting those things in your mouth, are you?"

Eric, I concur. A move of the UN to France would be quite proper and satisfying to the UN. After all, they can all agree at that point to blame the US for everything. Ooopppps, they do that now don't they.

old sailor- it is so much more FUN to come to America and diss us- especially since so many dumb Americans will help you.

Pooke- nice, bUt the original genius was in the reversal of roles...

sleepdeficit- I know, I just wanted to use Scott's "who is a man" quote because it still makes me laugh.

Okay okay okay. Lemme get this straight. The lead paint is now unaccounted for? Was it chipped off by third world employees and sold as a healthy snack food to Miachael Moore and served at Hollywood parties with Kaopectate dip?

Michael Moore needs Kaopectate because he has diarrhea of the mouth.

asbestos?

You would think Michael Moore was a Republican, if you only saw him, as he is the size of an African Bull Elephant. But once he opens his pie-hole, then you realize he is a Jacka$$, and therefore a Democrat!

As Monty Python would say, "And now, for something completely different!"

I would bet, sometime today, Trent Lott had to have thought to himself, if Strom Thurman was going to die anyway, why couldn't it have been 7 months ago, before my birthday speech to him?

To be strictly accurate, the correct tag for Dominique should be "who is a French male". It doesn't seem right to refer to a French diplomat a "man". Is anyone here old enough to remember The Singing Nun from the 60's and her bouncy little song "Dominique"? Has anyone updated its lyrics to honor M. de Villepin?

" U.S. Calls for More Inspections of U.N. HQ Compound "

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FOR THE MEANTIME......

The plan of Collin Powel is encountering top resistance from the Security Council....

France, a permanent member, threatened to veto the proposal.. As usual, Germany seems to be siding with France.. Another permanent member, Russia will only support the plan if properly compensated...

What the heck, just simply close and abolish the UN.!

US doesn't need the UN....

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If we are going to keep the U.N. here, at least make them take the word, 'UNITED', out of the title!

"US doesn't need the UN...."

US crisis of adolescence?
you'll be a man soon, little boy.

Max,
No it doesn't. The UN, however, needs the U.S.

Simply, Beautiful!!

consigliery ?