Metallica has alot of splainin' to do!

cat FIRST!

Post #1 !!! relating to Pookes contrbution ( hijacking of an other post) with the article about the Metalli-torment being inflicted on GTMO
"guests" to extract info from them. (in case you missed it: Metallica "music" BLARING at the prisoners. (hmmmmm? wonder what information the neighbors are attempting to extract from ME?)

The belief system of those GTMO gizmo's is so life GIVING and rich, no?

****aside: Congratulations to Cassandra on her rightly deserved 1st post on the other thread. You are worthy, Cass!

Once again U2B LFC has blessed us with a worthless and humorless commentary. Please, please come up with something clever or be quiet.

Matt g.s...LFC haters...& the other 15 names you abuse (including the many your hijack)

truce?? sorry about the talk to the paw line.

TALK TO THE BUTT!!

MUHAAHAAHAA!!. I am again amusing my reverse side away extremely...(so why you talking to it?)

1st you have to try (and miseraby fail to) imitate me and now cuz I exposed you you've got an issue. Note: YOU have the issue.
your jack in the box drive thru awaits you.

Hah! If they want to torment them why not play hours and hours of Yanni and John Tesh.

Metallica rocks!

(Their music does, anyway. Quit whining, Lars!)

LFC, believe it or not, I Matt Goober Shivers, am just one of many. And I do not work at Jack in the Box. It is Burger King.

I dream of a day when Allah forbids suicide, that will be the day Islamic extremists start to use words and ideas and not terror. The outstanding achievements of human beings are in words, ideas, and overcoming our primal fears, not succumbing to them.

Real torture: 24 Hours of The Wiggles and anyone would want to kill themselves.

Amazing with all those attempts none of them succeeded. You'd think these guys would excel at suicide.

They should make them watch Teletubbies. But no -that makes me feel violent...imagine how it would make them feel.

---Or be forced to listen to loops of "feelings", "killing me softly", "don't worry, be happy", "seasons in the sun", "rubber ducky" ( no offense Cassandra), "achey breaky" heart,...............

For once I will be serious, play them, Minnie Riperton's, 'Loving You' over and over! Sorry if you have never heard it, but believe me, you are all the more richer, for NOT, hearing it.

Another one was 'Muskrat Love', I forget who that one was by.

Trust me, I haven't heard 'Loving You' in years, but just thinking about it makes me want to kill something!

Whoops, Sorry! Hee Hee!

P.S. I can almost 'SEE' them choking each other, when Minnie hits those high notes!

"don't worry, be happy"

I can attest to having heard this song in succession for 72 full continuous hours.

Of course I was never sane to begin with, having joined the house I was in.

The attempt which digs under the soldier dogs of the American. I include the 4,000 years of Korean ethnic custom music, many CDs are sent. This the prisoner it rises, it makes revolting. ¶ )

Susan Serin-D is that not a great skit for a Saturday Night Live type of show. On the "la la la la la's.....they could synchronize the prisoners with hands wrapped around the others throats shaking each other to the la la's.

[no disrespect intended however to the late Minnie Ripperton who sang the song]

Comrade I guess I fared better than you. A radio station I worked at when living in Tulsa, OK was switching formats and played "Living on Tulsa Time" for at LEAST 24 hr.s non stop. Fortunately it was on their automation that I only had to monitor when the alarm went off in the studio next door!...I'm not a country fan but I'd STILL take that song over the Bobby McFerrin torture!....by the end of D.W.B.H. everyone else AROUND you better be worried because YOU are FAAAAR from happy! (:~})

Susan S.D. (p.s. post)

Muskrat Love was done by schmoozy couple The Captain and Tenille....IF you want to find the CD....ahem----"you better shop around"! (:~})

if you'd like to "shop" online. I've linked something to my name JUST for you (:~})
[please don't start throwing stuff!]

Susan Serin D! As I was just attempting to catch up on e-mails a subject line one of them reminded me of somthing I HAD to deliver ESPECIALLY for U!(:~}). click my name...give it a few seconds to load.... and then just THOROUGHLY enjoy! You'll thank me(:~})

Hey U2B LFC in Colorado

Shut up. you talk too much. your always running your mouth. Give you keyboard two weeks off. Close your pie-hole women you are annoying and are clogging up the band-width.

Mohammed

you're clogging up the gene pool and THAT is also annoying.

LF Cat: Thanks,---- I think. When the bug hit the high notes, I could feel my anger rising, again.

Mohammed: Lighten up, if you don't like a post, don't read it! I happen to LIKE LF Cat!

LF Cat: I found the Cats Diary, click my name to go there.

LF Cat: "you'd better shop around", cute!
I will pass on the web site though, I was never a big fan of Toni Toe-nail, or the Captain either, although, their music wasn't that bad.

LFC,
You are DA BEST CAT! I detested The Captain and Tenielle as some of the more hideous parts of the seventies...SNL should do a sketch, and play Olivia Newton John's "Have you Never Been Mellow.."

She about drove me nuts.

Mohammend Sees Al Sharpton, take that beret and give yourself a wedgie. Vigorously.

What amazes me, is with all the abuse our people at Gitmo have endured in watching those poopheads, why they prevented them from succeeding?

How 'bout an endless loop of Starland Vocal Band's biggest (only) hit: Afternoon Delight!

On alternate days they could play "Muskrat Love."

(The horror, the horror)

Cricket hysterical LOL at your ".....Mohammed Al (not so) Sharpton........give yourself a wedgie vigorously!! You are a PISTOL, girl...and just plain adorable! (:~}) How's the " 3 digits" anyway? Better I hope. Obviously your typing ability isn't hindered. Thx for your kindness (:~}) (--did you click on my LF Cat Singer name and check out that link for Susan SD?)

S R G You imagine with all the suggestions on dealing with the GTMO-craps that the proverbial "THEY" should turn the average citizen loose on some these issues that need to meet "justice". The posted music recommendations would be MORE than effective...

Even with airline security....Put a pig on every plane and see if the islamafacist terrorists want the plane to go down THEN. (islam forbids "pig contact".) They should have parachuted them down in Afghanistan and turned them loose in those caves, too. There are simple unconventional ways that could prove more cost and time efficient in the long run.:~}

----another GTMO song suggestion: "{Ha Ha Ha Ha} Stayin' Alive" by the ["We look like men and sing like mice"]--Bee Gees (with no disrespect to the late Maurice Gibb)

LFC and SRG,

The Squee Gees it is! And ole Barry Manilow...not to mention Wild Cherry and KC and the Sunshine Band, as well as that B. Streisand and Squee Gee Hit "Tragedy".

Disco. An idea whose time has come...

The digits are doing fine, thanks for asking...I have been released from my splint, and have half the darvocet left. I dare not take any and wander in Wal-Mart unattended.

I will click on the link and since I have a new computer (my old one had lost drivers' disease), I will have access that I never had before. I even have DSL!

Even the UPS guy said "Dude, you've got a Dell!"

Cricket I'm taking a break from back logged e-mails so maybe my eyes can uncross! I'm glad the digits are better AND that you aren't using those mind losing enablers so that you won't foolishly wander into that redneck store! HA!

Squee Gees? Cute...fitting....

When I read your posts I think of how "sublime" ( a Cricket word) it would be just to sit down on the back porch with you and have a glass of lemonade and just visit...while kids were running all over the place. Your picturesque invite to the back porch one night WEEEKS ago stays in my mind. You are a delight! (:~})

LFC,
Put a pig on the plane and I won't get on it. Had a neighbor who kept a few pigs. It wasn't so much the smell, as it was the burning in my eyes.
Whenever his place was upwind, I wanted to call in a napalm strike.
They smell so much better while cooking.

Some Random {hilariously "Smart Butt") Guy You poor man! I was not aware of their eye stinging ability. I AM aware of their stinKing ability!{would not want that in my "hood"] Careless suggestion I made I guess. How about "perfumed" pigs,though.. Besides--given the "hygenic culture" of the terrorist types would not their "aura" override the "essence of pig"? :~}

My Southern roots would be pleased (and the Muslims appalled) if the airlines would give out Pork Rinds as snacks.

MmmmMmm...piggy lickin' goooooood!

All I know is that, when my kids want to really stick it to me, they go around singing "Brandy, you're a fine girl..."

yaksun

LF Cat: I just thought of another one. Ever hear Yoko Ono singing (?) that time with Lennon in concert? It was on T.V. once, and even Lennon looked a 'little' embarrassed!

I had to turn it off, so I didn't even hear it once. I heard two cats fighting once and I can truthfully say, it sounded better!

Yoko Ono sings? eeeuuuuwwww. That is oogie.
Gad. Oh. I just had a flashback to the pilot episode of WKRP in Cincinnati where they changed the station format. Just before they did, Johnny Fever puts on a record of some Minstrel Singing Group with a rendition of one of Paul Anka's songs. The look on his face was hysterical, and then Travis comes in and tells him to change the format. He scratched the record with the needle and put in Led Zeppelin or The Grateful Dead...don't remember.

Susan Serin-D

meee OOOOWWWWWWCH! Yoko. How about a new twist on her "singing" (it pains me to call it that) career: Yoko Yodels?....

Turn THAT loose on the GTMO prisoners....and the Talibund, Al Qaeda SoDa*n Insane & sons.... That'll empty out those caves and bunkers straightaway!.

I prefer feedback (microphone) at a concert to Yoko's impersonation of cats in labor..

The physical plant people at the local university used a Yoko Ono CD to scare away large flocks of roosting blackbirds.
Unfortuantely, it was coupled with a nearly 600% rise is students visiting the health center with migraines, nausea, and self-inflicted injuries to the head (MAKE IT STOP!!!!*THWACK, THWACK*).

that's article's not funny- it's sick