that's the problem with so many voices in his head all speaking at the same time and in reverse. Like backward masking. ?egassem eht teG

b.t.w. last I checked I was FIRST. ( cuz Frodo's out for a while)

Anytime anybody affirms their "support" for a colleague or underling the supported always ends up being chucked overboard very soon afterwards. What has the Ayatollah done to upset Allah enough to warrant a vote of confidence? He's for the chop anytime now. BTW as an ex religious leader does he get the standard 74 virgins in paradise or does he have a bigger quota. Will he even get into paradise as he is not a martyr? Will anybody care?

Jonah

No.3?????????????????

Ayatollah say: "They protest my rule? Well I'll be God-d***ed!"

yaksun

So, Osami bin Ladin dies and goes to heaven...

At the gate, George Washington meets him and slaps him in the face.

Then Thomas Jefferson steps up and punches him in the stomach.

Next, Patrick Henry kicks him in the tailbone.

And this goes on for quite awhile...

Finally, Osama says, "Hey, What's up with this? I'm supposed to get 72 virgins."

Peter shakes his head and says, "No, VIRGINIANS, not virgins."

I thought he was getting one 72-year old virgin.

In a statement later that same day, Allah said, "Jerry Springer Akbar! I am behind my man Jerry all the way in '04!"

What Allah was refering to, as you may, or may not know, Jerry Springer is considering a run for Senator from Ohio, on the Dimocrat ticket in 2004. His T.V. Show, (I use the term VERY loosely), is owned by a french company. (Yet another reason to dislike him!)

Apparently, with people like Al Sharpton running for President, SOME Americans being stupid enough to elect 'Bubba' to two terms, and idiots flocking to buy sHillary's book, Springer feels morals in this Country have sunk low enough that he can be elected! (I PRAY that he's not right!)

Any-who, click my name and it will take you to Jerry's, 'Testing the waters' web-page, where you can leave the, 'frog-sponsored candidate' a message. Try to be more civil than I was, 'cause now, I feel nothing but remorse! --------------------------MUHA hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, NOT!

When you voice your opinion, don't forget to tell em, "Allah sent me!"

P.S. I 'spun' my story into this thread, almost as good as a Dimocrat!

Don't look now, but I think your clock is fast Scott!

Susan Serin-D! Thanks so much for the Jerry Springnerd link I too left a post in "support" of his campaign that you would be proud of! LOL.... I'm either calloused and cold or I wasn't as "uncivil" as you cuz I feel NO remorse!. I didn't mention that allah sent me because he's been a guest one too many times on his waste of tv time show as it is...usually going by the name of unbathed bubba.

You're right. The Ott clock is running on "eastern standard and them some" time!

SUSAN....(off topic) got something kitty related in my e-mail today..made me think of you. I'll link it in a future post and call your attention to it. Good dimo-spinning ya did there, b.t.w.

Scott,
I'm praying that mullahs don't read the popular internet blogs.... otherwise it's fatwah city for you, Homeboy! Oops, making that sarcastic statement now means a fatwah might be on me too!

What Mr. Khameini heard was in fact an echo of the actual message of support for the Iran growing hordes, and the Ayatollah thought it was for the rulling muslims.

Springer for Alltoyota, err Alligrator, err Alibastimator. Here's my love note to dear Jerry.

You are a paticularly malignant tumor debilitating the body of America. You sicken me with your pathetic showmanship of the debased unfortunates who live in America. In lieu of someone you might actually listen to I send you this message, get off the air and seek a life of meaning.

Not nearly vitriolic enough, but then agaain he's not in politics yet.

Recently, I have been pleasantly surprised to learn that others share my feelings for Lynch Family Cat. I suggest that we unite and from a "I hate LFC club". I do not care what your motivation is (mine is spurned love). Just come together and plot the cat's downfall before it is to late.

By divine right of monarchs, I am the true ruler of the blogosphere. Bow down before me. As my first act, I will demand a human sacrifice...George Will's head on a platter.

Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that the message was not from "Allah" but rather is was "Ollie" from the "Kukla, Fran, and Ollie Show".
Whan asked for a comment, the now-chastened Ayatollah could only mutter, "Oops, my bad."

some random guy I offer you a standing ovation for that K,F,O post. LM[F]O!---with laughter aftershocks guaranteed!

SRG is the King...

Aw shucks *blush*

BTW, it's Khamenei, not Khameini. Different person from Ruhollah Khomeini, also an ayatollah, who took over during the revolution. He died in 1989.

Editor's Note: Thanks for catching that.

I am sorry but for some reason I cannot tell the difference.

Jonah

When asked for comment, Pinch "I won't accept Hal Raines' resignation even if he offers it" Sulzberger said, "Well, I didn't mean what I said, but I'm sure Allah was telling the truth"

BTW Man: Actually, it's whatever gets the idea across. It's that way because the Arabic pronunciation doesn't fit the character set, and so different translators translate it differently. For example, I've seen a city in Israel referred to as both Beer-Sheba (KJV Bible) and Baar-Sheva (Jerusalem Times website). Both are acceptable.

BTW Man:

ah yes I remember him well, the original ayatollah. Who could ever forget his funeral. I've been to a few wild Irish wakes and a New Orleans funeral march, but nobody does it like the towel heads.

Thanks for the memories.

ABC News highlights the State departments plan to align itself with Saddam-linked terrorist group, the MEK, in order to attack the Iranian government.
Shades of our support for Saddam against Iran in the 80's.
Its true what they say about these rogue states and their terrorist allies !

http://www.refuseandresist.org/war/art.php?aid=847
The Pentagon's proposal includes using all available points of pressure on the Iranian regime, including backing armed Iranian dissidents and employing the services of the Mujahedeen e Khalq, a group currently branded as terrorist by the United States.

The MEK, which had been primarily supported by Iraq and was responsible for numerous attacks inside Iran, agreed after the Iraq war to a truce with U.S. forces.

The Pentagon specifically set aside a proposal to reconstitute the MEK under a different banner and promote their armed incursions into Iran, much as the MEK had been doing under Saddam. As the State Department insisted, and the White House concurred, the MEK has been disarmed but their forces are still in place and their weapons are in storage.

The State Department argument was that MEK is on the terrorist list and any failure to disarm it would be an act of hypocrisy, which was the same line taken by the Iranians in confidential meetings that have been ongoing in Geneva, until the United States recently cut them off.

SRG: 'Ollie', VERY Funny!

Fr. Guido: On your love note to Springer, LM(B)O! But as I said, it wouldn't surprize me if he actually gets the Dimocrat nod, just look at sHillary. BTW, she would be perfect to replace Jerry, (on his show), if he wins!

In the, 'Just Wondering' department, am I the only one who does NOT read Comical Rummy's posts?

I don't read them susan - but then I can barely read.
if I move my lips as I read I can manage the simple stuff but I really like the books with pictures in them.
especially pictures of planes bombing things ! they're my favourite ! kinda reminds me of the good ol days when I was defending Houston from the Vietcong

When asked for comment, Allah was quoted as saying, "Aya-what? Who the heck are these guys, and what are they trying to pull off in my Name? Now where did I leave My smiter?"

Okay. I need a bath now and I just got back from the groomer's. I read that disgusting thing is gonna run, and ya know what? I almost want Clinton back. *gag*

Jerry Springer for Senate? I wonder what Hitlery thinks...

Just a bit of factual input ...

Allah is not the muslim diety, but merely the Arabic word for God.

Arabic-speaking Jews and Christians (of which there are millions) use the name Allah to identify the almighty.

"Allah Reaffirms Support for Iran's Ayatollah"

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I believe in GOD, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth. I believe in Jesus Christ……..AMEN.

Our Father who art in heaven, Holy be thy Name………..AMEN

SCOTT OTT :

I am a Christian and I will die as a Christian !!!
I don’t agree with the Muslim teaching regarding the Christians.
I deplore all Muslim violence towards the Christians and the Jews.

BUT “Allah” is an Arabic word for “GOD”.
What the Muslim calls Allah is the same to what we Christian calls God.
Their Allah and our God is one - the Supreme Being, the Almighty.

Your article is an insult to God…

Please Rectify.....

...insult to God.

Don't get your panties in a bunch. God has a sense of humor. How else do you explain stuff like the platypus, or for that matter, your own existence?

some random guy,

I go away for awhile and you as always are spot on.
I appreciate your humor and everyone elses here more than you can possibly know.

This place is a warm port in a storm tossed sea.
Laughter is truly the best medicine.
Especially at the expense of others...

Which reminds me, I have to take my meds....

Giggles and incessant drooling,

Harden

"some random guy" June 19, 2003 11:57 AM ;

Based on your argument, since you mentioned the word God and believes in His sense of humor , I think it is safe to assume that you believe in GodÖ

Have you heard or read the ìTen Commandmentsî in the Bible?? Specifically - the one that prohibits using the name of God in vain??

Well as a Christian, I have already done my duty of informing you about it.. It is up to you to believe or not.. You are not my problem..

Not a Christian, Jew, Muslim, or Budhist.
Not an atheist, either. I don't claim to know how we got here, or where we are going, and I don't believe/trust anyone who says they do.

I think for myself, and believe what I believe. And most important of all: I don't try to get other people to come to my way of thinking.

Although I do sometimes use the professed beliefs of others to make a point.

And poke them with it.

OKAY...If that will make you happy so be it...

But I will stand for what I said....

Since the great id**t , our older leader, the representative of God on earth, Ruhollah Khomeini was mentioned, I thought you all might like to hear some of his words of wisdom:
(They are all true, no jokes! I can give the references)

-America has been colonizing Iran for the past two thousand years.
(Speech in honor of the hostage takers)

-Plato, the divine philosopher lived during the reign of King David

-The Prophets have been sent to cut hands, take out the eyes, stone and kill

-(To some of his critiques) You are insulting atleast a *milion milion* believers by your evil criticisms

-When God wants to attract the forgetful humans attention to his presence, he sends an earthquake,a flood, a tornado and the like and whips the people to wake them up; these are all days of God (Ayyam-Allah)

-War is one of God's greatest blessings

OK, I think you are much closer to God now ;)
See what we are going through here in Iran?