did I win...#1?

Behold the power of cheese. I mean blogging. :)

LPB

This is just as good as some of the arguments used to prove global warming...

everyone let's sing along with Scott Ott:

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!

You're always
A day
A way!

Global warming is a myth.

LPB

Global Warming is not a Myth. It coupled with the internal combustion engine will bring about the ruination of the environment. My only hope,...our only hope...is that somehow, the internet, which I invented and was the sole user of for five years until I shared the idea with someone else (It made for an easy day of reading e-mails), will help get the word out and lead to a possible solution

Oh, I will govern for food. Or at least for money to buy more booze to crawl back into and forget about my horrible electorial loss.

blogger: "oh, yeah? Guess who made the earth turn again so the sun could rise? Need more? Try to find the moon on the 29th. You'll be blegging to get it back. Heh."

Now that was a funny post.

Global warming is partly responsible for the tragic decline in the number of Corked Bats in the northern hemisphere. The industrialized nations must ACT NOW to prevent the eradication of a noble species that has played a vital role in balancing the habitat of ballparks everywhere.

I wuz oop at 5am singin' me song, "Here comes the sun", that's why it ap-peared! I wuz singin' it to me Gran-daughter, -----oops, I mean Wife!

Cass:

I thought the killer asian carp were to blame for that..

LPB

What worries me is, what if the killer Asian carp hook up with the Killer Tomatoes?

Is our military equipped to deal with that threat?

Probably not, since at that point you'll have a 100lb killer asian carp that explodes like a tomato, while it tries to thwack you by jumping out of the water... *shudder*

LPB

"I tried to use a stun gun on Matt Goobere Shivers when he came after me and it had little effect. Sure, his hair stood on end and smoke came out of his ears, but his eyes were still clouded over by the look of lust (and the smell of burnttoast filled the room). Sure, he eventually won me over and we did have a 2 month long romance, but I had to break up with him when he asked me to use the stun gun in the bedroom. He is one wierd guy. So, Frenchman, LFC, Emmanuel Kant, you can have Mr Shivers. Just beware. " _Tinky WInky

Tinky Winky stop telling our secrets and please come home

Hey!!

The sun rises and sets on my Blogging. I will lance thee with cruel invectives if you prove otherwise!

See - Attack of the Cruel Invectives from Outer Space - it's worse than Killer Tomatoes and Killer Asian Carp combined.

You will not be able to inflict anything more than a flesh wound with your cruel invectives. Now stop oppressing the other bloggers and go back to your comfy chair.

LPB

Heh.

So are they going to do the same thing tonight. I'll be ya five bucks they can't do it again.

Blogging, Shmogging. I want my monkeyman.

What happened to the thingy that said "21 Scrappleface Readers Online"? Now how can I tell if I'm the only one here, huh?

To :The Nattily Shaved and shabbily Dressed Al Gore from a gutter outside of a bar in Nashville

Al, YOU DIDN'T LOSE. The election was stolen from you. By the republicans. Got it? Don't get off message again. Understand?

"Posted by:Bill Clinton on June 12, 2003 01:09 AM

OH NOOOOO THERE"S A TERRIBLE VIRUS IN THE SCRAPPLE ROOM! We've been contaminated!

This just in from Jerusalem:

A killer tomato - Asian carp hybred dressed as a Hasidic Jew boarded a bus tonight and detonated itself. It is now official, everyone hates the Jews, except those that love them and thank them for their multiple millenium of keeping the scriptures and the suffering they have undergone for it.

The API reports Damascus nuclear laboratory to open soon.

The city of Damascus will soon be a nuclear laboratory because a culture of death leads to such things. Scientists from around the world are expected to gather and investigate the long term effects idiocy have on creating a radiological site.

UP is reporting that five cities in Egypt are now praising God.

Five Egytian cities scattered along the Nile River are having masive revivals. A spokesman for the Amisometin Mosque stated when asked if this was the fulfillment of Biblical prophesy, "Uhhh...."

NY Times flash headline:

Americans stunned and grief stricken over killing 45 million of their own in 30 year horror show.

Vetinarian News:

Lynch Family Cat in full recovery.

The beloved Lynch Family Cat set upon by a frightful multiple personality attack has run off those foolish demons and is on the road to a full recovery. Her many devoted fans are much relieved.

Blogger.com announces spelling workshop:

Blogger.com in order to promote literacy and boost revenue has announced a spelling workshop to instruct bloogers and posters on common mispelled and misused words and phrases such as, Veterinarian, French Virtue, and the Scott Ott for Presidential-Press Secretary society.

Paleo - Def'n (pay-leo) Gotta pay the Leo, the Main Man, the Guy upstairs.

Neo - Def'n 1) New, Starting over, The old man has passed away, all things have become new. 2) Can fight like that Matric Guy.

Dateline Beijing

The Young Princes when asked at their latest press conference if they thought they were fulfilling Biblical phrophesy by building that big six lane highway straight east across desert in the ultimate direction of Jerusalem replied, "Sure, why not. What do we have better to do? -- Rattle the US cage?"
Much laughter followed.

Who is this H guy? He can't even spell the word Matrix right. How out of touch is he???, huh???? - what a loser!!!

Get this, the API is reporting that the second Hamas condition that the US and Israel agree in writing to not committ counterattacks has been met. The IDF shortly thereafter released information that any future IDF attacks would be refered to as, "Got ya back, na, na's"

No word yet on whether Abu Mazen has agreed to the Hamas insistence of calling all further Hamas strikes as "National Liberation" efforts.

(Click Jericho for link)

Jerryco ("C"): what are "bloogers"? They sound yucky.

A great post Scott. The mirror is not responsible for the condition of that which it reflects.

Jericho...wasn't gonna say anything about "Matric" JUST after your "spelling workshop" post! HAA HAA.

What a thought! Wouldn't Scott Ott be a GREAT WhiteHouse Press Secretary! I'd say it's safe to assume when Cassandra is elected President for 08' She'll offer him the job.

I'm with Greyhawk...please refrain from blogging about bloogers....especially before breakfast...

Greyhawk...you have my forever respect simply because of your "award winning" Memorial Day tribute to our heroes. I can not forget that incredible work of yours.

Bloggers rule the universe! Especially on this site. :P

since most of you probably won't be Scrappling this weekend:

Happy Father's Day to all the daddy's (including the King of Scrapple,Scott Ott).

Especially keeping in mind & heart those who are valiantly and faithfully serving and are away from their children.

And an extra special place in the heart for Darth Chef who's going to be spending his first Father's day without his firstborn, Christopher. You're definitely in my (our) thoughts and prayers, Darth.

{I had a hard time deciding which Fathers Day page I'd link to my name so there's one there for you and you can copy/paste this 2nd one in your browser,if you'd like.}

http://www.maxlucado.com/read/good.dad/index.html

If I had that html thing down I'd have made this a special fancified greeting for you poppa's!(:~})

God bless you Dad's!