Sharon Stone as Hillary? How much makeup will that take?

I really thought they would get Helen Thomas. Sometimes I have a hard time telling them apart.

I would think Barbra Streisand would be the best for the role.

It takes a village to to point out liberal hypocracy!

Sharon Stone has enormous experience for the role of Hillary Clinton, Why, just look at the titles of some of her film -

Different Loyalty, A (2003) (filming)
Cold Creek Manor (2003) (completed)
Picking Up the Pieces (2000)
If These Walls Could Talk 2 (2000)
Mighty, The (1998)
Last Dance (1996)
Diabolique (1996)
Quick and the Dead, The (1995)
Specialist, The (1994)
Harlow: The Blonde Bombshell (1993)
Where Sleeping Dogs Lie (1992)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Scissors (1991)
Diary of a Hitman (1991)
Year of the Gun (1991)
He Said, She Said (1991)
Total Recall (1990)
Beyond the Stars (1989)
Personal Choice (1989)
Tears in the Rain (1988)
"War and Remembrance" (1988)
Above the Law (1988)
Cold Steel (1987)
Irreconcilable Differences (1984)
Calendar Girl Murders (1984)
Insatiable (1984)
Victimized (1984/I)
Not Just Another Affair (1982)

But if it's going to be a movie about Hillary, it should be titled something like "Total Selective Recall.

The role of Bill, will be played by "KISS" rocker, Gene Simmons, as he was the only man who had slept with more women than 'Bubba'.

The role of Chelsea will be played by 'Spuds McKensie'!

Terry McAuliff will be played by Marc Rich!

Hillary will have a 'cameo' as the Clinton Family Dog!

Tom

It sounds like you too have been going through Ms. Stones Garbage. The judge told me that this was an unhealthy obsession and my court mandated psychotherapist agrees. So, get help now before you wind up in court and are ordered to wear a tracking device and a shock collar.

"By tonight, the thread will have completely changed after chrisf1221@attbi.com, comes to the rescue of, 'the love of his life Hillary', and 'SPINS' the thread completely out of control!

That will be $39.50, will that be Visa, or Mastercard?"

Eric the Red,
No makeup required, just a ballbat made from the ugly tree.

Besides sucking on a lemon before each take (to put her face in the proper pucker position), Ms. Stone will also need to prepare for her role by packing on a few pounds to get her a$$ as fat and wide as Hillary's. Or maybe they could just get Rosie O'Donnell to portray our beloved former first lady. They're at least of similar mindsets.

Three points:

#1 Sharon Stone would be perfect for this part. Remember, she said that she never realized that her ****** would appear on film when the director asked her to wear a micro mini skirt, no panties, and to cross her legs. Sounds as plausable as when Hillary said she didn't think Bill was lying. Like minds.

#2 The only question I would ask is what the make-up crew will have to do to make Stone's ankles look like red wood stumps. Any ideas?

#3 Just be glad that no one is offering nude photos of Hillary to Larry Flint. (AHHHH AHHHHH MY EYES!!!!)

Willie: I had to scratch my eyes out at the thought. Thanks so much, you sick bas***d. If he werent dead, I think Chris Farley would be a much better choice to play Hillary.

Zed, Stone could play the part but(t) they could use Rosie as a body double for specific close ups ... they could call it the retch camera shot!

I once had a basset hound named cleo who was much more intelligent than most of the Bob Jones University alumni that gather here.

Obsessing isnt such a bad thing as long as you have a chance to achieve whatever it is youre obsessing with.

Cleo ever been with a ""10""?
Me neither but I have been with 5 ""2s"" .

I have to tell you that since you people have been posting my email adress for all to see i have been getting a ton of porn pop ups sent to me.

I'll ask nicely for the adult members of this panel to refrain from posting my email adress for all to see.If you would prefer to discuss this in person once again you have the means to reach me.
I find the people on this forum informative,bright,articulate and somewhat amusing.
that being said
If my political positions bother you feel free to lambaste me however when you post my email adress for all to see then you expose anyone who uses my computer to this filth and that is flat out wrong.

I wont post your email adress nor will I sign you up for a years subscribtion of ""NUNS AND NAZI'S but I would appreciate you leaving my private life such as it is as I do have kids in the house.

fair enough?

Dang, Chris:

only "somewhat amusing"? We'll have to try harder :)

Sharon Stone would not be convincing as Hillary. Rumor has is that Stone, unlike Hillary, has actually slept with Bill in the last decade.

chris, The word you seem to be stumbling for is,----'address'! AND, since you seem to be too, ignorant to notice, when you move the mouse over your name,-----WOW, there is your e-mail address!

YES chris, ADDRESS, two d's. HMMMMMM, perhaps, that's WHY you are a Dimocrat?

Perhaps you are a candidate for, 'The Video Professor'?

Yesterday I said, "Good luck in junior high!", forgive me???!!!!

Good luck in pre-school, chris!

Chris, here's the thing...

Hover your mouse over my name and you will note that my email address pops up at the verrrrry bottom of the screen. Yours does the same thing. Now, as for unsolicited porn, I would hate to think anyone who reads this and cares about politics would have the mindset to do that.

However, the term my associates have developed for such an attack is a "Navy Special" after a local professor whom we do not like to see brainwashing the high school kids. I was strongly against it, by the way.

FMM

Ahhh, you beat me to it. I shouldn't have dozed off.

Surely you KNEW I would post before I did it?

FMM

Stone is way too feminine to play Hillary, so I'm going with William H. Macy. He's got the look.

Richard: Macy would have to gain about 100 pounds. I suggest Richard Simmons. He's at least equally bizarre and disgusting.

tired of whiners: I don't know, with Simmons, you're getting back to that feminine thing again!

Scott: don't read this, it's a surprise! A friendly post hijack: Those who wish to go sign my e-card of congratulations to Scott Ott on the occasion of his one millionth visitor are invited to do so. I will delete any negative or far off-topic comments from the final version, which I intend to give Scott this weekend. And don't tell him! It's a surprise!!! (Payback to the guy who brought you the "Encourage the Troops" post. Thanks Scott.)

Ellen Degeneres could also step in if Macy is busy.

Hey, Chris: You may have stumbled onto a cookie somewhere, but I don't think that the folks here are that ill-intentioned to porn-spam you.

Alot of people here use their real e-mail addresses (I wouldn't). Even though I don't agree w/your positions, and most of us don't, we're not that obsessed that we would take the time; honestly, we couldn't care less about what you think. We come here for Scott's humour and occasional banter. Don't be so paranoid.

That being said, I am also against porn spam. The most innocent internet surfing can deluge you and your family with this crap. It's just wrong.

I think Chris and I agree on something.

Three holes in the ground.

>>>I once had a basset hound named cleo who was much more intelligent than most of the Bob Jones University alumni that gather here.------------I find the people on this forum informative,bright,articulate and somewhat amusing.

Dang chris, that sounds like a direct contradiction---------in other words,---a LIE! I sounds like you are two different people. Well maybe just one person, with two faces, (a LIBERAL).

>>>I have to tell you that since you people have been posting my email adress for all to see i have been getting a ton of porn pop ups sent to me.

Now, now chris, that's not being a good LIB, after all, are not people of your ilk the reason that there is UNRESTRICTED PORN floating around out there under the disguise of, 'free speech'? Let me play Devil's advocate, would you deny these poor innocent smut peddlers their Constitutional 'RIGHT', to peddle their filth to all?

See, -----that doesn't sound like the chris, (with the potty mouth, that has had to be censored, MORE than once, AND who has attacked OTHER people's children, because they happen to be Republicans), we have all come to know and cherish!

To prove that we are, 'Fair and Balanced', go ahead and chose a new name, with a made up address, and continue to post. I know I personally look foward to deleting your intelligent posts each day!

Good Saturday Morning.......

Sharon Stone Perfect to Play Hillary ?

MADONNA, the Material Girl, will be better than Sharon Stone for the role of Hillary Clinton. The script will not be that different from her former movie - Evita Peron.

They belong to the same ideological clique.

Did anyone else see the Jerry Lewis interview on Neil Cavuto's show the other day? I won't put quotes around it because I can't quote word for word, but Lewis said something along the line of, Anyone who would badmouth Jack Kennedy, (JFK), would spit on the cross of CHRIST!

With that one statement, I lost any respect I had for Lewis! Weather you think JFK a good, or even a great man, he was just that a MAN! To compare him to JESUS CHRIST, or to say that if I don't AGREE with his opinion of Kennedy, then I would disrespect CHRIST, is Blasphmy, and Lewis should be ashamed of himself!

This 'Has been', is who the French worship, ------it figures!

Jesus Christ couldn't play Hillary - too feminine.

Has anyone noticed how much Martha Stewart and Hildebeast look alike?

Both are horrid people who are blaming the VRWC.

As for Sharon Stone. I think that the beast in the Alien should do the part. That is what Hill looks like under the skin anyway.

Attentioning here to,
Imperialist, running, is yellow dogs and the scrapplemask which it operates.

I had pursuing one time basset dog, but, ate.

I am attached always by the rear section from all days obsessed.

I must say to you, being none posting directly my E mail address because of this I did not receive the porn which posts in order to meet to me.

This does not make me happy extremely. In order to receive "NUNS AND NAZIS," posting my E mail address I hire the members of the adult of this panel securely. Does the feature Sharon Stone too?

You not agreeing with my political ambition, send the porn to me. I do not possess private use life.

My E mail address is the chiadictator@pdrk.commie. As for this is for the foolish people is here who do not look to the screen bottom excessively.

You possess splendid day ¶ )

"I once had a basset hound named cleo who was much more intelligent than most of the Bob Jones University alumni that gather here...I have to tell you that since you people have been posting my email adress for all to see i have been getting a ton of porn pop ups sent to me."

I bet Cleo is smart enough to know not to put his real e-mail address at the bottom.

Hillary really needs to do something about the massive crows feet that run from the corner of her eyes to the lobe of her ears. I had to take a double gander at her face on the cover of Time magazine, I thought I was looking at the craters of Mars.I almost eructated my lobster bisque.I think Lon Chaney Jr. probably would have been the best choice to play her in a movie. It is too bad he has been dead for so many years.How could you possibly ever recreate her hair?It is impossible to get each strand to be so vehmetly opposed to such proclivitus grubbery. On my Blackwell list of a possible ten, she gets a three. One point for being a female and two points for making herself believe it.

LilKimIl:

After reading your post, I will never again attempt to read comments while drinking. I was laughing so hard I almost choked to death.

You possess splendid weekend :)

SHARON STONE HAAAAAAAAA
HOW ABOUT MICHAEL MOORE

I AM FRIGGIN BACK JACK !!!!

The actress who played, 'Large Marge' in 'PeeWee's Big Adventure', was passed over, to play Hillary. Her agent stated, " I thought the part in the semi, when she was describing the accident to PeeWee, and her eyes 'bugged out', would have been, just the ticket, for the scene when Bill admits his infidelity to Hillary! It seemed though that Hill's 'people', thought it 'beneath her', that the public may think she, (Hillary), might actually sink the level of driving a truck, or actually talking to a pervert like PeeWee!"

Hillary Clinton is having a movie made about her? Why? I am not entirely sure if this is a Scott Joke or has its roots in truth. I cannot conceive of any way of making a movie about Hillary that says anything interesting at all about her. Now Slick Willie he is an interesting guy and I would suggest a far better subject for a movie.

BTW I have been watching the West Wing on DVD. Fabulous stuff mostly and very instructive in US politics. Far more fascinating than our politics and apparantly required viewing at No 10 Downing Street. I am beginning to see where Tony Blair gets his scripts from. Thank you America for Hollywood.

Jonah

Jonah8208, I assure you it's true! Frankly I am not shocked they are making a movie about her though, as with Hillary's lies and fabrications, she makes a much better actress, than she does a politician.

Hey Slick,

I'm with you there, so why do the need an actress at all?

Actually I think Beatrice Arthur should play the part, and Buddy Hackett could play Mr Bill

Martha Stewart could do the part, but can she act?

You know who'd be the PERFECT body double for Hillary? "Nurse Ratchet" from One Flew Over the CooCoo's Nest. Maybe they can get Louise Fletcher to reprise her role?