First!!!

Is he still French looking or only acting?

Or possibly both?

Second!

Sen. Kerry, a Vietnam veteran, also announced that he would be using his wife's fortune to buy Saudi Arabia, and protect it even more by owning it, and usng his combat experience to train the armies.

SENATOR KERRY DECRIES BIAS IN SCPAPPLEFACE REPORT

Massachusetts senator and Democratic party presidential candidate today complained about a ScrappleFace report published today.

"This report accurately reported on my intention to hire mercenaries to protect potential car-bomb targets worldwide but not once in that article did it mention that I am a Vietnam veteran. This is further proof that the right wing media in this country are conspiring to with hold information from the people ", stated Kerry at a campaign appearance.

Kerry was campaigning at a New Hampshire charter school when he made the statement. During his remarks he also praised the students on their academic achievements and encouraging them to follow his lead into public service and to always be generous to charitable organizations.

John Kerry (D. Vietnam Vet-Who Knew?) went further to say that he would become a human shield.

Mikey:

Maybe he can just throw his medals at the terrorists...

Is anyone surprised by the fact that Kerry did not throw HIS OWN medals at the Pentagon, but those of another soldier?
Of course everyone assumed they were his own and the truth did not come out 'til a reporter noticed his medals on the wall (at least that's my recollection)
Anyway, it's kind of like his NONEXISTENT THO WIDELY REPORTED Irish heritage - he indirectly precipitates a mistake, benefits from it and allows it to persist until directly called on it. Not even Willy was THAT slick.

Perhaps he had no "medals" if you catch our drift, to throw!

Anybody see a Michael Caine, Billy Connoley movie called "Water"?
I bet Kerry hires the French mercenary group, The Dogs of War.

"You're bloody French, aren'y you? I can smell the garlic."
--Michael Caine

HOODY DOO! I"m 7 + 2!!

just had to have an excuse to say HOODY DOO!

SRG: Where did "hoody hoo" come from? You've started a fad.

*groan* You posted this just for the punchline, didn't you?

Scott Ott said: "If there's one thing I have learned from my wife's Heinz relatives, it's the importance of anticipation."******

clever!

As with the ketchup...if we turn Kerry (unheralded Vietnam Vet) upside down and smack his behind will any sense come out of HIM?...

Is it a contractual agreement that whenever Kerry's photographed that a panoramic lense be used vertically????
( ladies and gentlemen do not attempt to adjust your TV)

Next color of Ketchup two tone with a 2 spouted opening in honor of Kerry ( Vietnam Vet)??

Ya gotta love the "in laws" for their important contribution to society---like making available a "pickle putter"...I kid you not! Endorsed by Tiger Woods?

(click on my name to see!)

****OOPS!....NOW you can click on my name to see the in demand pickle putter.

****Kerry: the thick (headed), rich Crat-chump.

Cassandra,
It came from a Role Playing Game based comic book called "Knights of the Dinner Table."
It is the battle cry of the KODT.
As long-time players of D & D, my gaming group read and enjoy this book.

It is a tounge-in-cheek look at gamers, written by gamers.

Cat! Hoody hoo, you can get the pickle putter for $39.99 at Walmart! But if you aren't really fat and stupid, you will have to buy it from Amazon.com and pay the $50. That way the Heinz family won't go out of business.

The comments attributed to Kerry in the above article are fake.

The REAL John Kerry would have said: "As a former combat veteran, I believe you have to be engaged. That's why I agreed TO RISK MY LIFE to serve my country. Did I mention I fought in Vietnam?"

SAM-dee doo!

Thanks for the price check!

IF I'm stupid and skinny ---or fat and smart-----I guess I won't be able to save myself a real bundle and make my own pickle putter, huh?..DARN

....would someone please I.D. me and tell me who I am where I should shop and what I should do with my life. Oh PLEEZ--- Is there an elitist stereotyper in the house?

I guess I don't really need a pickle putter anyway. ( I'm ducking while saying this...) I don't like golf! Probably cuz I flunked it in College. Thus my stupidity is proven.

All my edumuckashun down the crapper cuz I didn't make it to my golf final. DANG!...en I wasted all that munny ordering my goofballs ( that promptly were lobbed into the water) from Spiegel!!...
But I guess Spiegel is OK for them of us folk who might "medium" sized and sorta smart, right?

Ok, I was alive during Viet Nam, I have pickle relish on my hotdog. Can I run for the Senate? Mikey (I. Blogville)

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

After a recent fact-finding trip to the planet Degobah, Sen. John Kerry (D. VietNam) announced that he will use The Force to protect potential terror targets.

"You have to be engaged", said the Senator while standing on his head and balancing a large rock on one foot and a small 'droid on the other. The Senator, a VietNam veteran, issued a passionate statement criticizing the Bush administration for failing to protect Saudi Arabian sites from attack. "Do - or do not. There is no try!"

Attentioning here to,
Imperialist, is yellow running dogs and the scrapplemask which it operates. I brag the English which you speak cat of the family of Lynch.

Concerning the mercenaries of employment (of the Vietnamese war in Kerry Senator veteran John) there is splendid thought. The Kerry of the Hienz family should be encouraged with that good work. North Korea to brag, in powerful country many unemployed is there a ìSobak ham.î These people are need good work. In order to hate everyone they are trained from their origins, do not designate that the people are damaged as the air. This is good because related to world.

It is the desirable opportunity here as for this my grandmother (the Maek Yu Il) nice butter of the Kimchee is expressed. As for you buy this which at the www.despotdeli.commie you can.

This it is notification which possible to everything the Barbara Striesand. To be close not to the nose of future it stand: It meaning that this is priority target for my nucleus missles, excessively soon you do not have to raise. It meaning that I am the mighty dictator maintains always that word, this is private favor for the Scrapplemask of the casserole.

There is no weapon of many destruction!
There is no weapon of many destruction!
There is no weapon of many destruction!

Am I first the person who is Frenchman for the second time?

RE: Kerry, I still like the "No War For Tomatoesî Poster

**Lil Kim ( grandson of Men Tal Lee)Il!

I am work finish with voice now from Colorado to Michigan therefore I attention to Korean languaging lesson. For you to open windows on surface at "....angry mob to rule Iraq" forum your attentioning called up there. I wish not time precious, mind great, language of short Il' telle tubbies from rice fields to waste. Gaze upon must!

Attention to if bragging by my cat self is speaking Il-literate??? (angry mob rule yellow blog---err....dog)

Barbra Nose Tra Dame-us Streisand is soon attentioned to and much happy faces will be. Must purr!

Now must attention to car to go to studio where bragging is done by cat into microphone where $ is coming out on paper.

"Sobak ham"????????....Not as square for head to lay down on but not buckwheat...ham? ICK...makes furballs want to go to top floor and jump out to think.

Can I be having a turn at my hand trying at speech this language of unintelligableness? If it is possible for me to be speeking like this, then maybe it is possible to do anything me?

That's a load of work, keep up the good of the said, Lyncher of Family Cats!

Oh, and Lil Kim ( grandson of Men Tal Lee)Il is a fake. Her speach is much to rehersed to be true. I was reading it, and she is jumbling the words on purpose.

Off goes...

MR. OBVIOUS!

Did I mention that Communism is the perfect for of government, and that the working class should united to overthrow the capitalist society we live in today, because it is corrupting us and our children, who will one day try to convert the world by means of force? No? Well, I did now!

Kerry has a pre-nuptial agreement with the Heinz Bag, that if he is a bad boy, he has to soak his head in vinegar brine for 5 hours. As you can see from his face, he is 'Bad', alot!

P.S. SRG, if you got Hooty-Hoo from a game, then they stole it from the producers of The Andy Griffith Show. It was used by Jim (Gomer Pyle) Nabors there, in the early 60's!

*** Hamster*** I notice a much kinder, gentler tone from you since one of your last posts where you were talking smack to/about me.

I guess dog and I jamming your wheel and watching you feverishly try to make that thing turn mellowed you out some, eh? You're much more of a team player today...It was for your good we teased you a bit.

As for Sen. John Horseradish(bottled by Heinz) Kerry....he HAS been bad alot...and every time I see his face it's like you're looking at someone standing infront of one of those elongating, carnival mirrors, eh??

**** Lil Kim Il**********

it has been brought to my ATTENTIONING that I saying am "GrandSON of Men Tal Lee) in referencing making I'm about "Lil Kim Il"....and am may possibly speaking of "pink" and saying is "blue"???.

For if of "pink" then corrected ATTENTIONING is to "GrandDAUGHTER" of Men Tal Lee....or Korean fondness of canine persons say: GrandDAWGter"....

Pink or blue....of which are you for attentioning right made. be if you send no kimchee but lychee.....???MMMMMMM....lychee make feLIne a happy tummy!

(maybe not idea good one to bring to attentioning of Maek Me Il's restaurant patron who make investigationing of happy tummy feline!)

Hoody Doo...pink or blue....I run from you! (:~?)

Attentioning here to,
Imperialist, is yellow running dogs and the scrapplemask Angry Commie which it operates.

As for me are very remorseful of you who are gotten very angry. The commie where I am gotten angry one and being to be, as for me I mean when saying your pain is felt, as for you you understand. This helps you of your angriness perhaps.

In order to make like of me, that is namely that gains the money, you do not have to so seriously understand communism, simply the philosophy which very in you and is possible. The fact that you say that perhaps communism is good for the people does not have to be tried, or your oven it is it starts believing,. Then as for you like the insect you walk. Please seem like me. Be a happy commie which is gotten angry. Be rich.

I can speak excellent English, how you do not understand. I have amused my reverse side. You make me very happy. As for me now when it is not gotten angry at all.

You come returning for the second time. You can use practice by the fact that you speak. Inspect beforehand. You said:

Did I mention that Communism is the perfect for of government, and that the working class should united toÖ.

I have amused my reverse side for the second time. Appreciate so in you

Attentioning here to,
Imperialist, is yellow running dogs and the scrapplemask cat of the family of Lynch which it operates.

Is blue is, or with reference of pink, as for me now looking, as for me the blue which makes me so happy it is.

My very nice ancient grandmother Maek Yu Il we want in you coming to the restruant. That makes her joyfull excessively.

To back section of your Hoody Doo ¶ )

I think Lil Kim Il is an (_._) This is generally spelled in Scrappleface as A$$.

The optional person,

Concerning you, the LilKimIl does not think¶)

*** Lil Kim Il---(Grandson of Men Tal Lee)...a.k.a Lil Boy Blue)

I am sssssss'ing for am spending many ticks of the clock on masterpiece that evaporating occurs when make face on page at end.

Difficulty of many so doing in "Il speak"!...rrreeeaaaooouuurrrrr. ( noise of mad cat)

Fur standing up...English bragging better I am beholding.

**** Lil Kim (grandson of Men Tal Lee) Il!!

Attentioning here to Lil Boy Blue, too. who watching better his own Hoody Hoo!!

SRG is maybe making twisty face for about nucleus package with address of Barbra Nose Tra Dame Us is visiting??

Chummy I NOT with Maek Me and Lil Kim. In mind of mine see joyful, happy faces as thinking of cat self next to rice! Middle name like "Kim" of cat is NOT "STUPID"...

FOr visit to restaurant Maek Me and Self of Lil Kim make coming of cat by kidnap---er CATnap....Furr spiked....ears aerodynamic become and sssssssss for you to hear!!

For so to happen....Cat of self wait for windows of Lil Kim close and blindness at time of zzzzzzzzz. Time of when I push button of elevator for fur balls of many to top floor and fall out in shoe of Lil Kim....Then when windows of boy blue opening and foot attentions to shoe...SURPRISE!!!!! as wet, stinky, slimey "presents" found!! HAAA HAAA HAAA...Many laughs and purrs will make while four legs of fur run away and many more laughs and purrs are made!.

MANY laughs and purrs now to THINK!!

My big, pretty windows are having been opening on page of recipe of book from Pruney Granny Maek Me's with garlic, etc. Funny NOT!

For visit restaurant I attention with Guido, Vinny and Dominic. Maek Me and Mentally Il Grandstump plans foiled but cat NOT!! (purring I do at self of brilliance)

You are so sure being backside of cat Hoody Hoo in windows of Lil Kim??

Hoody Hoo in windows of MINE are seen and very little ticks of clock after is Boy Blue's Hoody Hoo "aerated" with claw and fang of Dutch Cattitude!

A message sent to Lil Kim from own cat as sits on top of box I write onto. Tail hang in front...Connectioning from tail to hoody hoo and say something to you?? Not beholding a friendly face is sure!

Afraid being.....VERY being afraid of Dutch Feline made unamused in restaurant trick of recipe book. Cat NO to plate of rice say!

Not again am I trying to make tongue sticky out face with 0.2.5.4....Make not tongue sticky out but make evaporation of masterpiece of THIRD time. Lil Kim's mind windows behold surface mean with pppphhhttttbbbbb!
(:~})
Tot ziens,
Lynch Family Dont Mess With Me Cat!