Also in attendance was muzzle-loader fan Fred Flintlock.

Asked to comment, Michael Moore said "See, guns and bowling go together like my pie-hole and, well, pretty much anything edible on the planet."

See! I told you that it wouldn't matter that the dimocrats blocked all those votes cast by our brave people serving in the military.
Every dimocrat knows that you can't let the armed forces votes count and expect to win an election.
Besides, you can always say that the election was stolen from you if you lose, right?
I'm personally very proud of each and every bowler who sacrificed and managed to cast their vote in spite of the obvious non-bowling slant of the ballot and the fact that it relied entirely on non-bowling terminology in it's language.
Also the fact that NRA members were able to overcome exactly the same obstacles as the bowlers did in order to exercise their American right to vote is a testament to the average NRA member's tenacity and ability to adapt to difficult and rapidly changing situations as they arise.
Thank God that both groups mentioned weren't exclusively dimocrat and thereby reliant on a liberal to make their decisions for them, drive them to the polls and help them punch out those darn pesky holes.
Is this a great country or what?
Thanks Scott!

Remember to Boycott france!
It's the least we can do to repay our former allies and newest enemies in the war on terrorism.

"Bowling balls don't kill people, bowlings pins kill people."

"It's the pins, stupid!"

Just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

(card carrying member of the American Bowling Congress, and the National Rifle Association)

Now I know how to handle that 7-10 split, ball right hand, .48 left... Bang! Spare!

"You can have my balls when they pry them from my cold dead fingers!"

ummm....that doesn't sound quite right.

One bowler was heard to say, "I once shot a 300!", to which an N.R.A. member retorted, "That ain't nothing, I shot 420 V.C. during T.E.T.!"