March 26, 2003
ADVERT: Don't Remember What You Read
Do you read a lot of books and/or magazines? No, this is not some super memory program, it's a gizmo that I found in a 20 lb. geek catalog, and I bought through Amazon. I've had it for two years, and use it daily. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Scott, I hope you are providing Cheetos Asteroids for the staff. They are more expensive, but worth the money! Posted by: Susan Serin-Done at April 26, 2003 10:29 AMYou can't be serious -- pushing the leatherman, and now a scanning tool which, in my opinion, makes way too many mistakes? Can't you put this kinda stuff off to the side columns? I read it all looking for the punch line that never came. Honestly, turns me off to your site, and to the wares you are pushing. Posted by: Disgruntled Reader at April 26, 2003 10:50 AMThat would've been a huge timesaver when I was in law school. Thanks! I'll have to check this out. Posted by: Rita at April 26, 2003 10:57 AMThanks to our disgruntled friend above, we have moved the posting date of "product" posts back one month so they will not appear on the home page. We have also added the word ADVERT in all caps to the headline to help prevent readers from looking for the 'punch line'. I remember that the company that makes 'Itchy and Scratchy' Cartoons (TM), had a character that didn't fly, called 'Disgruntled Goat', but I don't remember a 'Disgruntled Reader', sorry. Posted by: Susan Serin-Done at April 26, 2003 11:55 AMScott should be advertising laxatives. Maybe "Disgruntled Reader" will buy some and get over his constipation. Posted by: Christopher at September 13, 2003 11:07 AMcna braindumps Posted by: bd at October 12, 2003 10:21 AMThanks for these comments, Scott. I have been looking at ads for these devices for several months but was waiting to hear from another addicted overreader. Now, off to Amazon...... Posted by: LinAnn at November 1, 2003 06:54 PM |
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