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March 14, 2003
Hamas Jealous of Saddam's Links to Al Qaeda

(2003-03-14) -- A spokesman for the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas said he and his colleagues in the Palestinian Arab Liberation Front (PALF) are "jealous of Saddam Hussein's links to al Qaeda."

"We're concerned that Saddam will have less money to pay off families of suicide bombers if he's distracted by al Qaeda," said the spokesman. "We know that al Qaeda gets all the headlines because they do the occasional 'big splash' event, But our young people do the day-in and day-out work of blowing themselves up wherever Israeli civilians gather. It's not as spectacular, but it's the foundation of any terrorist organization."

According to a BBC News report, Mr. Hussein encourages terror attacks in Israel by giving cash rewards of up to $25,000 to the families of so-called suicide bombers. The Iraqi leader has given an estimated $35 million to help fund the Hamas brand of terror since September 2000.

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Posted by: greyhawk at March 14, 2003 03:20 PM

What will those proud parents do without the 25K the would be missing out on if we took over Iraq. I guess that makes Bush an evil person and the democrats should run the world....

Of course we could find a way to get all the young to blow themselves up and leave noone to breed, problem solved!

Posted by: Justin at March 14, 2003 05:02 PM

I think was Golda Mier who said,

"We will have peace in the Middle East when the Palistinian's love for their own children is greater than their hatred for Jews."

Freedom is what fixes this... not anti-capitalism in all its horrid forms.

In a free country, sending one of your innocent children as human sacrifice is absoulutely incomprehensible. It shocks our senses. They can only do this becuase they don't know what freedom is. That is why we have people protesting "war" !

Opposing this freedom... like the UN (.et al) is equally as shocking. How can they do it and still profess to even be human... to say nothing of cultured and civilized?

Chiraq must be an alien... nothing else makes any sense.

btw, has anyone ever shined a light into Frenchman's ear to see if it made a spot on the wall on the other side of the room.. he might be an alien too.

Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 14, 2003 05:12 PM

Post another Scott...I'm getting bored.

Posted by: Wiley at March 14, 2003 05:45 PM

Scott, you gotta do this one!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,81093,00.html

Posted by: greyhawk at March 14, 2003 05:52 PM

That link is several months old. And people are still saying there is no Iraq-AlQaeda link. Incredible.

Posted by: BusinessPundit at March 14, 2003 07:28 PM

Some happier news

Marty Sheen now has more time to protest more things:
http://www.wtev.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=61FF7840-A067-4489-BCA3-8E2C95F644FD

Dixie Chicks go Tango-Uniform:
http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=A8786BA5-85F3-4D2A-B94A-3739D7EA91F1

If this were anywhere but California the outcome would be predictable:
http://www.whittierdailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,207~12026~1239953,00.html

Posted by: greyhawk at March 14, 2003 09:06 PM

No doubt, BusinessPundit ... Some just refuse to be convinced. A certain remainder, however, just might be unable to connect the dots, as it were, without the nightly news doing it for them (and an awful lot of news agencies, particularly overseas, have exactly the opposite agenda in mind -- clouding the issues, if not blatantly distorting them)

Here's a concise summary of many of Saddam's links to terrorism ... the Pentagon should print it up as leaflets* and drop 'em over all appeasement marches worldwide ...

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=31500


* yeah, napalm would be better, but the PR backlash would just be awful

Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2003 09:08 PM

"....there is nothing more frightening than the notion of going to war with Iraq and the prospect of all the innocent lives that will be lost."
quote from the Dixie Chickens.

Did it ever occur to these bimbos that over one million innocent lives have already been lost because no one has taken the initiative to stop Saddam? Obviously not.

They're in London this week. Next stop, Paris?

Posted by: wizegoi at March 15, 2003 12:10 AM

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't I see some of those Palestinian tablecloths wrapped around a few heads in some of the al Queda training tapes?
There's got to be a few folks around with more shekels than they can shake a stick at on this blog, after all according to the Dems all conservative types are filth rich Capitalist Zionist pigs who grind down and oppress the poor workers, soooo why do't we start a fund that will pay $25,000 US to any Isreali citizen or IDF trooper that puts a bullet in a would-be suicide bomber's burnoose?
The unexploded but still dead bombers would still go straight to Paradise for being a martyr for Islam, but there would be a lot fewer civilians laying scattered about in the streets in Isreal.

"Put your money where your mouth is, Gorn!"
Is that what you said? I'd love to but only my mouth is big. My wallet (contrary to the Dems) is veeerrrry small. And I haven't oppressed anyone in weeks.

Posted by: Gorn! at March 15, 2003 01:59 AM

I knew it was too good to be true.

To think that three gals from the south could have looks, talent and brains was just a might too long a stretch for the dixie chicks.

That's sad. I was kinda startin' to like the short one's singin'.

Hope they don't lose their looks or musical abilities. It's all those poor gals got left.

Posted by: Okie Dokie at March 15, 2003 04:02 AM

Well, in my native VA, we are shutting the DC down. Country Stations all over the state are stopping the DC, cause we are a Rep state. It's funny, cause they are having polls, and appearently an insult to the Prezz will override their love of music. Kinda odd. I think some people have shrines to the Reps hidden in closets.

Posted by: Paul C. Tindall at March 15, 2003 08:40 AM

(DC=Dixie Chicks)

Posted by: Paul C. Tindall at March 15, 2003 08:40 AM

What a good idea...

The Blixie Chiqs have invented "Suicide Singing" now these anti-American groups can blow them selves up (thier popularity and career) for the great "cause"

I bet Saddam would even send a check for 25k to thier families too.

Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 16, 2003 09:45 PM

Can you explain these theme more attentievly, please.... I didn't understand...

Posted by: подарки at April 5, 2004 03:09 AM
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