March 12, 2003
International Criminal Court Suffers Despot Shortage
(2003-03-12) -- The new International Criminal Court at the Hague, Netherlands, may have nothing to do for up to a year due to the worldwide shortage of tyrants, despots and dictators who have committed atrocities. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Yeah, a shortage of evil men *snort* Posted by: Paul C. Tindall at March 12, 2003 10:09 AMCanadas got a whole hockey-sock full of despots! Give the US military 2 weeks of free reign and they will find and bring to justice a few of these tyrants to keep them busy. "I know you are the quintessential jurer Mr. Clintion but stop saying that he looks so obviously guilty. That is the ICC lawyer you are pointing out.. not the defendant." Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 12, 2003 12:55 PMI hear nothing, I see nothing... Wait, this is the Belgians we're talking about, right?! Posted by: logicpenaltybox at March 12, 2003 01:28 PMClinton's legacy: Not only was he the worst President in the History Of the United States... He has now secured the title as the worst Ex-President of the United States as well... And Carter is running a close second. gawwww... the only thing more nasuating than listening to these two smarms... is Tom Daschle's suckie slupry noises he makes wallering his duplicity. You would think they would stay out of the public to do this sort of thing. Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 12, 2003 09:42 PMPhrog, FUNNY THING ABOUT THE OFFICE you all know about watergate for some reason it seems to have taken a back seat to The Clinton years The Media overkill with the sex in the oval office my kids hearing it, every detail... nice real nice, THE PRESIDENT (CLINTON) OF THE UNTIED STATES TELLING AN OUT RIGHT BOLD FACE LIE TO A FEDERAL JUDGE how does one explain that to a child ? In considering the worst president of all time, remember that in our immediate post-Watergate world any Democrat would have been elected in 76. And Ronny was considered the longest of longshots for any national office - an actor as president -no way! Four years of Billy's brother in the big house ensured that Republicans ran the show for the next 12. Who would have thought such a great comeback was possible? Reagan (God bless him, the greatest along with Bush and Bush) was never a serious contender for the office until he had Jimmy for comparison. Of course, one could apply the same argument to today; without the pathetic ClintoGore years we could never have had Bush the sequel. Still I make my case that Carter, as the saviour of the GOP, was therefore the better man then Biff Clifton could ever hope to be. So even though he's striving hard now to reach bottom, three cheers for the Peanut Farmer! Hip hip..., The next time we find ourselves in a 1989-type situation where we've got a lot of deposed despots about, we should deposit the deposed despots in a Deposed Despot Depot so we'll have some when we need them. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek at March 13, 2003 09:06 AMIt seems unlikely that a UN-sponsored body of this nature could go a full year without indicting Ariel Sharon. Posted by: the talking dog at March 13, 2003 04:48 PMYeah Spork, but at least Wm. H. Harrison stayed quiet after he left office... And we are still paying these guys! For What? Yeah.. that Ex-Pres retirement stipend ain't half bad. I think that ALL of the damn Demo's are morally bankrupt (It's a pre-requisite).. please ... will someone prove me wrong.. please. And finding a corrupt Republican doesn't do it.. sorry ! Crooked cops don't make prostitutes back into virgins.. even if the case gets dismissed...if you know what I mean? The same goes for Frenchies logic. Of all the wrongs his is the wrongest. Arrogance and pride are bad, ok ... but you have to be French I guess to be so proud of Nothing. "We Surrender Proudly" Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 13, 2003 07:13 PMThe spokesman added "We thought we had come up with a good candidate for prosecution, but he was so busy with his country running the U.N. Human Rights Commission that we did not want to bother him." Posted by: twalsh at March 14, 2003 03:56 PMHey! Don't forget our Aussie war criminals! Posted by: Andjam at March 16, 2003 03:46 AMI've heard the troops are being instructed to aim low to maximize the number of Iraqi baby casualties! Posted by: greyhawk at March 16, 2003 04:27 AM |
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