March 11, 2003
Bush Est Triste que Kadhafi le Declare 'Irrationnel'
(2003-03-11) -- Le Président des Etats-Unis, George Bush, a pleuré aujourd'hui quand il a appris que Muammar Kadhafi a dit qu'il était "parfaitement irrationnel." Rough Translation: Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Let history remember these days as the height of our great Civilization... it's all down hill from here. "Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites; in proportion as their love of justice is above their rapacity; in proportion as their soundness and sobriety of understanding is above their vanity and presumption; in proportion as they are more disposed to listen to the counsels of the wise and good, in preference to the flattery of knaves."
Moooie my man!!!!!!!!! The three stooges for the new millenium: Moo, Yassy and Saddy. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck. woo woowoowooowooowoooowooo. ahhhrufff ahhhruuuf. Posted by: wizegoi at March 11, 2003 10:10 PMHere's a spunky little opinion piece from the Arab News, proclaiming President Bush "The Smartest Man In The World" http://www.arabnews.com/Article.asp?ID=23588 Yes, it is a bit tongue-in-cheek, but I detect an element of respect as well, albeit of the resentful kind. That will do just fine though. What peaceniks generally fail to see is that the cornerstone to peace is in fact power, and a perceived willingness to use it when necessary. As long it's tempered with respect, resentment is hardly a foreign policy failure. A doctrine of peace through superior power, however, doesn't work if there's even a remote chance that retaliation can somehow be avoided, such as by slippery diplomacy, U.N. charades, and the like. A lot of folks around the world seem to think we're interested in doing some empire building. We know better, but letting them believe that might not be a bad idea. Yeah, they'll bluster about it, but all we need to do is make it clear that is the maximum they can get away with. Coupled with the option of mutually beneficial trading relations with everyone we deem friendly, and there just isn't much incentive for any but the fanatical to threaten us (and they need a good clubbing anyway). Partly for fun, partly in the interest of projecting power, but mostly to dismay lefties, we should call the Iraq phase of the war on terrorism something like OPERATION IMPERIAL DAWN Yeah, there'd be a lot of howling -- but also a LOT of respect.
"What are we to do you ask?" said PhrogPoet..well for one thing QUIT inserting the French language. My father and mother in the 80ies went to France. My Dad could read, write and spoke French, they also had MONEY, yet they still were treated rudely by the French for 2 weeks. I promised never to learn French much less go there....sooo I'm with Wizegoi (that is, what ever he said) Posted by: an old old lady at March 11, 2003 11:27 PMbut..but but... an old old lady ? The French have so many discriptive words like: traitor, compromise, vascillate, satiate, villian, despot, fatigue, waterloo, torture, prostitute, execute etc... is surrender a French word? Maybe you are right.. we should expunge the words too. Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 12, 2003 12:33 AMFor reasons lost to history I took French in high school and college [I live in Texas...go figger?]. I have vowed to forget everyword of French I knew. Posted by: wallace at March 12, 2003 01:04 AMMontgomery Burns said it best, (after he sold his nuclear power plant to the Germans, then bought it back, at half price), "Ooooh the Germans are mad at me, I'm sooooooo scared! ---Please don't hurt me!" Feel free to omit German and insert, Libians, French, Weasle's, etc. Posted by: Gay Paree at March 12, 2003 06:42 AMGang Attacks Jail with Bazooka, Frees Inmate "The commando gang entered the high-security section of the prison and gave Antonio Ferrara explosives which allowed him to blow open the bars on the window of his cell," said Christophe Marques, a prison officers' representative from the FO union. The gang then left together by car. No one was injured. Television pictures showed a hole blown in a door to the prison and burned out cars lining streets nearby French forces surrendered immediately to the gang. Posted by: Darth Chef at March 12, 2003 11:01 AMIn the words of the great philosophical group, Metalica: "To ensure peace, is to prepare for war." We keep ourselves strong, embarass the crap out of a nation every 10 years to keep all the others in check and refuse trade with anyone who opposes us or classifies us as an enemy. Problem solved! Keith, we could only have such a good operation name like that, but it might offend some religious group and we will have to change it, just like they did for the operation against the Taliban. I loved the name infinite justice, but only Alah can give that (of course we could speed up the meeting...) Posted by: Justin at March 12, 2003 12:14 PMLet me talk mano a mano to Kadhafi and I will show him irrational, plus down with all the jerks who makes my president cry! Posted by: Justin at March 12, 2003 05:21 PMKeith, when Germany became one of the largest empires ever in existence and the second reicht controlled the entire Europe and Northern Africa too, did you respect them? When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor did you respect them, or did you fear for the day when the kamikazi planes wouldn't destroy ships, but Boeing instead? The only reason America would get respect is because of fear; fear that if Uncle Sam isn't respected, he will backhand you until you wish you respected him. This is why one learns respect in prison. It is fear, and i do not like the feeling i get when others fear me. It makes me sick. Posted by: Angry_Liberal at March 12, 2003 11:19 PMI shed a tear for our poor angry liberal. Especially now that I know he's spent time as someone's prison b***h. How I wish he were a happy liberal! Here's a thought to cheer you sir. At first, when I saw the big cloud our new 21,000 pound bomb made, I thought, "well this won't help our nation's peaceful image one bit, will it?" Then I realized the message wasn't intended for little Saddam alone, know what I mean? So maybe it doesn't hurt to remind all our neighbors (without hurting anything other then their feelings this time) that "yea though we walk through the valley of shadow, we shall fear no evil, cause we are the meanest som' b***h in the valley!" Cheer up, libby! Posted by: Greyhawk at March 13, 2003 07:30 AMLe PrÈsident des Etats-Unis, George Bush, a pleurÈ aujourd'hui quand il a appris que Muammar Kadhafi a dit qu'il Ètait "parfaitement irrationnel."...dixit ______________________________________________ bye georges B. , amitiÈs de La Fayette. Liberal, I don't believe any of us were alive in the First World War. I know you weren't, moronic young person. Stop polluting our site with your liberal junk. Posted by: Paul C. Tindall at March 13, 2003 02:35 PMThe last time I checked, nobody really LEARNS anything in prison, other than how to commit crimes better and without getting caught. That's standard. You put a bunch of criminals together in the same place and they start collaborating. Dusty. Posted by: Dusty at March 13, 2003 03:21 PMGrayhawk, I read an article posted by a very liberal writer in England and he basicaly stated that he was amazed at the restraint that we have showed as a nation. We could've just gone hog wild and bombed the crap out of everything, but we didn't. We tried to convince the world that this is a global war on terror, but we have had the door slammed in our face. I think it is high time to do what is right and to hell with the rest, they will fall into line sooner or later. BTW, the countries that don't help should fear the effects on their economies, not us coming over to smack them into line. An example is the Turkish stock market that dropped 11% after the news broke that they would not take our troops and receive and aid package. Their choice, their problem. Posted by: Justin at March 13, 2003 06:22 PMDusty- Justin To Justin You said "this is a global war on terror" Global : Of, relating to, or involving the entire earth; worldwide. Terror : Intense, overpowering fear. This does not make sense. Posted by: Frenchman at March 14, 2003 11:23 AMGreyhawk: The following was shared with me and I'm glad to share with all of you. Subject: Message from England [No matter what your views on President Bush's statement of upcoming war, this, from an English journalist, is very interesting. Just a word of background for those of you who aren't familiar with the UK's Daily Mirror. This is a notoriously left-wing daily that is normally not supportive of the Colonials across the Atlantic.] Tony Parsons ... Daily Mirror ... September 11, 2002
An unspeakable act so cruel, so calculated and so utterly merciless that surely the world could agree on one thing - nobody deserves this fate. Surely there could be consensus: The victims were truly innocent, the perpetrators truly evil. But to the world's eternal shame, 9/11 is increasingly seen as America's comeuppance. Incredibly, anti-Americanism has increased over the last year. There has always been a simmering resentment to the USA in this country; too loud, too rich, too full of themselves, and so much happier than Europeans - but it has become an epidemic. And it seems incredible to me. More than that, it turns my stomach. America is this country's greatest friend and our staunchest ally. We are bonded to the US by culture, language and blood. A little over half a century ago, around half a million Americans died for our freedoms, as well as their own. Have we forgotten so soon? And exactly a year ago, thousands of ordinary men, women and children -- not just Americans, but! from dozens of countries -- were butchered by a small group of religious fanatics. Are we so quick to betray them? What touched the heart about those who died in the Twin Towers and on the planes, was that we recognized them. Young fathers and mothers, somebody's son and somebody's daughter, husbands, wives, and children, some unborn. And these people brought it on themselves? Their nation is to blame for their meticulously planned slaughter?
The! truth is that America has behaved with enormous restraint since September 11.
Remember those people leaping to their deaths from the top of burning skyscrapers. Remember the hundreds of firemen buried alive. Remember the smiling face of that beautiful little girl who was on one of the planes with her mum. and remember.....remember.
AMERICA could have turned a large chunk of the world into a parking lot. That it didn't is a sign of strength. American voices are already being raised against attacking Iraq -- that's what a democracy is for. How many in the Islamic world will have a minute's silence for the slaughtered innocents of 9/11? How many Islamic leaders will have the guts to say that the mass murder of 9/11 was an abomination? When the news of 9/11 broke on the West Bank, those freedom-loving Palestinians were dancing in the street. America watched all of that -- and didn't push the button. We should thank the stars that America is the most powerful nation in the world. I still find it incredible that 9/11 did not provoke all-out war. Not a "war on terrorism." A real war! The fundamentalist dudes are talking about "opening the gates of hell" if America attacks Iraq. Well, America could have opened the gates of hell like you wouldn't believe.
To our shame, George Bush gets a worse press than Saddam Hussein. Once we were told that Saddam gassed the Kurds, tortured his own people and set up rape-camps in Kuwait. Now we are told he likes Quality Street. Save me the orange center, Oh Mighty One!
Thank you, Tony Parsons, for this message of support. Posted by: AHA at March 14, 2003 11:43 AMTo Tony Parsons, To AHA, To All, Was Saddam Hussein involved in the September 11 attacks? Posted by: wallace at March 14, 2003 12:13 PMDunno. Why d'ya ask? Posted by: greyhawk at March 14, 2003 01:20 PMWallace, Answer me this: Does Saddam support terrorism by paying the people who send their children to blow up at a bus stop? Don't they get like $25,000??? Isn't that like winning the lottery over there???? What's your point? Dusty. Posted by: Dusty at March 14, 2003 02:48 PMMomar added: "Bush ought to follow the example of the United Nations and make rational moves such as putting my country in charge of the Human Rights Commission and letting Iraq take its turn leading the Disarmament Panel." Posted by: twalsh at March 14, 2003 04:03 PMGo away Angry_Liberal. No one likes you. Posted by: C-Money at March 14, 2003 10:38 PMFrenchie... Global= Outside of France does that help ? Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 16, 2003 12:44 AMTo Dusty "Answer me this: Does Saddam support terrorism by paying the people who send their children to blow up at a bus stop? Don't they get like $25,000??? Isn't that like winning the lottery over there????" I answer that the Palestinians shoud not be lumped with OSB's Talibans. You are confusing the matters to try to justify the war. Posted by: wallace at March 18, 2003 08:31 AMMessage to La Fayette : Why don't you learn a proper language ? Think of all the spare time you have NOT taking a shower ! You could use that to learn to speak decent for the first time in your life. How are the French doing in Ivory Coast by the way ? Are your froggie civilians still running away from the angry locals, who finally got the chance to show you arrogant lot what they think about you ? Just make sure you don't fly a Concorde when getting all of you lot out of Africa, there won't be enough room for your inflated egos. La France, c'est la merde ! You understood that, didn't you ? Posted by: Flemish Lion at March 18, 2003 04:00 PMfrenchman, |
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