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March 05, 2003
Iraqi Explains Calling Kuwaiti a 'Monkey'

(2003-03-05) -- The top aide to Iraqi President Saddam Hussein issued a statement to explain why he referred to a Kuwaiti delegate as a "monkey" at today's emergency summit of the 56-member Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC).

Izzat Ibrahim, the second-in-command of Iraq's Revolutionary Command Council, made the following statement: "Yes, I called him a monkey. But this is very similar to the misunderstanding that arose when Donald Rumsfeld referred to France and Germany as 'old Europe'. He said at his age 'old' was a term of endearment. To the Iraqi leadership, with our vast intellectual powers, the word monkey is a term of endearment. I think apes are even mentioned in the Koran."

Indeed, a search of an English translation of the Koran reveals the following passage: "Therefore when they revoltingly persisted in what they had been forbidden, We said to them: Be (as) apes, despised and hated." [7.166]

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hmmm.... Are these "apes, despised and hated" the missing links to "cheese eating surrender monkeys"?

I think this calls for an investigation.

Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 6, 2003 12:08 AM

That link is honorably reserve to france. Between apes and woman.

Posted by: Smith at March 6, 2003 05:08 AM

Call the UN. I think Danny Glover is between movies...maybe he can check it out. One more thing, please give Mickey a break.....

Posted by: Bill at March 6, 2003 09:57 AM

Where's Charlton Heston when you need him....

Posted by: Pooke at March 7, 2003 10:16 AM

Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC)

Using the words 'organization' and 'Islamic' in the same sentence is considered an oxymoron, isn't?

Posted by: grillmaster Celissa at March 10, 2003 02:49 PM
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