March 05, 2003
Iraqi Explains Calling Kuwaiti a 'Monkey'
(2003-03-05) -- The top aide to Iraqi President Saddam Hussein issued a statement to explain why he referred to a Kuwaiti delegate as a "monkey" at today's emergency summit of the 56-member Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC). Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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hmmm.... Are these "apes, despised and hated" the missing links to "cheese eating surrender monkeys"? I think this calls for an investigation. Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 6, 2003 12:08 AMThat link is honorably reserve to france. Between apes and woman. Posted by: Smith at March 6, 2003 05:08 AMCall the UN. I think Danny Glover is between movies...maybe he can check it out. One more thing, please give Mickey a break..... Posted by: Bill at March 6, 2003 09:57 AMWhere's Charlton Heston when you need him.... Posted by: Pooke at March 7, 2003 10:16 AMOrganization of the Islamic Conference (OIC) Using the words 'organization' and 'Islamic' in the same sentence is considered an oxymoron, isn't? Posted by: grillmaster Celissa at March 10, 2003 02:49 PM |
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