March 01, 2003
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(2003-03-01) -- Chief United Nations weapons inspector Hans Blix retracted a statement he made last month that Iraq appears to be "making an effort" to comply with U.N. resolutions. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Even in the face of all this misunderstanding They are in 100% agreement with Saddam, that the I love a good Old Testament reference. Posted by: M. Upton at March 1, 2003 03:45 PMBlix to narrate holiday special Chief U.N. Weapons Inspector Hans Blix today confirmed plans to narrate a new animated holiday feature, "Saddam's Shiny New Year." Blix, long admired in children's entertainment circles for the 'grandfatherly' qualities of his voice, says he looks forward to telling the tale of Saddam's life choices, unique career path and overshadowing villainy through the lens of a Christmas and New Year's feature, which creators say will be fashioned after Rankin and Bass holiday specials. "It's important to let children know that even very bad men have a story to tell and a soft belly to expose," Blix said. "That's true for Saddam, so the feature will be especially fitting during the Infidel's holiday season." Posted by: K. Van G. at March 1, 2003 06:02 PMOf particular literary signifcance is Saddam's Only now is he ready to promote it to counteract Or, the 'truth', which is short for (watch out, this took me a while to get the annogram) The bull cRap that france came Up wiTh to get you to believe tHem. Posted by: Paul C. Tindall at March 1, 2003 08:19 PMTreacherous Repulsive Unreasonable Treasonous Hedgeing Ignorance is Blix! Posted by: SteveB at March 2, 2003 11:06 AM"Slick Blix Meets Hick Chicks!" ---Hans Blix met today with the Dixie Chicks. Hans was quoted as saying, "We have been looking for a project to do together for a while now! I am not sure how my main squeeze, Scott Ritter will take this whole thing though, he is extremely jealous that I might go "straight" again!" Posted by: Susan Serin-Done at March 2, 2003 11:25 AMAnd Elagant Lady from France Frenchmen have brains? *writes furiously* New developement, Frenchmen have brains, just not in their heads... Posted by: Paul C. Tindall at March 2, 2003 04:32 PMA MESSAGE TO HANS BLIX,UNSCUM, THE UN SECURITY COUNSEL, FROM AN IRAQI WHO WANTS HIS HOMELAND BACK A MILLION AND A HALF IRAQI'S HAVE DIED BY HIS HAND,
QUOTE, AZIZ AL-TAEE Posted by: FREE IRAQ at March 3, 2003 03:12 AMThe seam of guilt, self-doubt and feeling duped is a new American story totally different from the one we are most familiar with : - the aggressive self-assertion of Bush and his cronies for global hegemony - but perhaps the two feed off each other. Insecurity, of course, is a well known trigger for aggression. Posted by: Mary at March 3, 2003 10:51 AMWell, it is not well known to me, of course, but sometimes I get hives when I eat strawberries. I used to have a hegemony too, but it got out of it's cage and I think the cat got it... Posted by: zzebu at March 3, 2003 11:16 AMYeah Mary, "Insecurity, of course, is a well known trigger for aggression." ...but only from the Left. Which is why it is so Mary announced today that, "We libs are tired of being labeled as 'The Left wingers', by right wingers, therefore from now on, call us by the name that fits us better, 'The WRONG wingers'!" Posted by: Hillary The Hog at March 3, 2003 03:17 PMThere once was a woman named Mary, Mary was a Liberal gal Mary didn't understand Now Mary's just a rubber stamp; I love it when, absent real argument, people attempt to use pseudo-psychiatric analyisis to categorize the actions of others. A punch in the nose has been known to engender aggression from time to time, but I don't think it's from fear. The mere thought that anger can be both righteous and divorced from fear doesn't seem ever to cross the mind of those on the left, sadly. For the record, guilt and self-doubt are indicative of the left in general. Conservatives and libertarians tend to be much more self-reliant and free of the obscure racial and societal guilt that infects the left. It's probably because of a belief in people as viable agents on their own behalf and not simply wards of the state and the belief that guilt is personal, belonging to the individual agent. Posted by: John Jenkins at March 3, 2003 09:26 PMYo, John... what you said... Posted by: Mike S at March 3, 2003 10:04 PMYou are right John. I think it was the insecurity and the weakness of Clinton that brought the majority of this mess on us. He had how many chances to nail OBL? But he didn't do it because he was scared as a little school girt. Latvian President Vaira Vike-Freiberga had the French position spot-on... "...It's much easier to tolerate a dictator when he's dictating over somebody else's life and not your own." Posted by: Furthamathur at March 4, 2003 10:54 PMLatvian President Vaira Vike-Freiberga had the French position spot-on... "...It's much easier to tolerate a dictator when he's dictating over somebody else's life and not your own." Posted by: Furthamathur at March 4, 2003 11:06 PMKeep this and all medications out of poker chip the reach of children. Because the insulin poker pump can be started on an outpatient basis casino gambling and patients prefer this form of treatment internet casino over multiple daily shots, doctors should casino castinosin consider soma patients with the device, poker Dr. Philip Raskin and colleagues suggest roulette in the medical journal Diabetes Care. online casino Posted by: casino at April 12, 2004 12:03 PM |
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