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February 27, 2002
How to Display ScrappleFace Headlines on Your Site

To add the latest ScrappleFace headlines to your blog or site, follow these three simple steps...
1) Clip and paste the code from this into an empty document and save it as parse.php. Upload it to your site server.
2) Clip and paste the code from this into your web page where you want the headlines to appear. The page must be saved with a .php extension.
3) Fiddle around until you get it just the way you like it.

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So, this isn't going to work for us lowly free BlogSpot bloggers, eh?

Posted by: James at March 12, 2003 01:20 PM

Bush Claims Victory in Iraq Dispute
(2003-03-14) -- At a press conference today, Pres. George Bush claimed victory in the Iraq dispute, following the ouster of British Prime Minister Tony Blair by his own party. ìWe said all along that it was about regime changeî Mr. Bush told reporters. When asked if he was disappointed not to have achieved the goal of eliminating Iraqís weapons of mass destruction, Mr. Bush said ìwin some, lose some, but at least we achieved our primary goal of regime change.î Mr. Bush also confidently predicted that his policies would result in further regime changes, specifically referring to Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Mexico. Mr. Bush closed the news conference by stating ìItís now time to put this Iran thing behind us and get on with our main goal of bringing Christian fundamentalism to all our school children.î

Posted by: Rich Leng at March 14, 2003 10:20 AM

Note the two main differences between Rich Leng's contribution above and Scrappleface. The later displays: 1) wit; and 2)some sign that its authors actually read the newspapers (one way or another, we *did* rid Saddam of his weapons of mass destruction!).

Posted by: Bob Waters at September 5, 2003 05:48 AM

This isn't how to get those cool blue link words to appear in a post . Back to cut and pasting http addresses I guesses.

Posted by: Tnese and Gritty at December 22, 2003 01:01 PM