February 22, 2003
L.A. Council Adopts Resolutions Against War, Crime
(2003-02-22) -- Moments after a 9-4 vote on a resolution to oppose a U.S. war against Iraq, the Los Angeles City Council approved another measure opposing crime in L.A. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Hmmmm... Well, if they can pull out the heavy artillary on CRIME, why stop there? Maybe gravity, friction and entropy would be good to abolish! Posted by: Casey at February 22, 2003 11:39 AMAnd then they could pass a resolution to abolish world hunger, poverty, and they could make everyone turn in their guns all over the world, and follow all of the 10 Commandments (mind as well be god too). Posted by: Paul C. Tindall at February 22, 2003 12:21 PMInspired by this action, Janeane Garofalo has decided to run for LA City Council so that people finally start to take her serious. Posted by: John Lemon at February 22, 2003 05:19 PMThey're saving Palestine for next month's meeting. Don't tell them about the new national arrangements there - it'll only upset them. Posted by: Fleck at February 22, 2003 07:17 PMAt last! If the Bush administration abides by the sentiments of the LA City Council and leaves Sadaam unfettered, surely we can count on Sadaam not to hurt the children, right? http://www.kdp.pp.se/chemical.html In the pictures at the link above, I'm pretty certain that those children gassed themselves when their Nintendos were taken away. ---Tom Nally, New Orleans Posted by: Tom Nally at February 22, 2003 09:40 PMCan we get the LA City Council to please outlaw people who call technical suport because they're having trouble getting their email to work, and then say, "Oh, did you need me to turn my computer on? Hang on a minute." If they could make that a capital crime, in fact, I'd view it as a personal favor. Posted by: Dean Esmay at February 23, 2003 04:02 AMThe LA City Council is imposing a ban on the green-house gas, carbon dioxide. The first step is to require people living, and working in the LA area to breathe only on alternate days. After the second day it should cut down on the amount of power required to run the city as well. It will also eliminate the need to ban guns, and other means of self defense. Posted by: Michael at February 23, 2003 10:12 AMI hope this won't steal any publicity from the resolution by the Springdale, Utah city council. Does this meant the police helicopters won't be hovering over my apartment building every night from now on? Posted by: Jonathan at February 24, 2003 01:43 AMIf You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq - by John Robbins If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. John, John, John... First you join a cult and now this... Your mother and I are very disappointed with you and the way you've turned out son. But bless your little pointed head, you'll always be our little unspeakable tragedy. Just say no son. If not for yourself, then for your mom who's worried sick about you ever since she found out about that incident with the dog. Dad Posted by: Mr. Robbins at February 24, 2003 11:01 AMCongratulations to John for being able to cut and paste the same comment in two different sections. The public school system should be very proud. Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2003 12:45 PMI would bet that there are a lot of communities all over the country that would willingly adopt a resolution opposing Los Angeles. If enough oppose LA, we can declare it to be officially nonexistent. Posted by: Opeth at February 28, 2003 01:45 AMMr. John Robbins, You ëbe needing to come to Iraq 'vedy, 'vedy soon. We are needing for more American idiots like you. We can see that you ëare having a very high IQí of about ìnegative 4î. Most excellent! You will be fitting right in with the rest of imbeciles here. You can survive in our desert Mr. John. We will furnish you your own camel and a Bic lighter. You seem to have enough dung already to build your own fires. Hugs and Kisses, PS: You will please be excusing my syntax as I be learning at |
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