Subtle and sweet.... excellent stuff...

I just pulled a muscle from laughing. Thanks a lot!

[Serious aside] I wish I had an audio on that speech, I suspect the 'apology' on 'old' was done in that silky-sweet voice he uses when he's making one of his "just wait till I Really Get On Your Case" points.

"Old" is certainly an endearment compared to something like "ancient history"...

The subtlety of this piece makes it one of Scott's very best! This is pure satirical genius!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a French Poodle and a German Shephard?

A: A litter of weasels of course!

Oh , the man seems to be nicer to animals than human deings . Gee , what does that tell about him ??? He is closer to animals . I bet , he loves all the animals including WEASELS . LOL don't be afraid of WEASELAS because they're so sensitive !!!1

Oh , the man seems to be nicer to animals than human deings . Gee , what does that tell about him ??? He is closer to animals . I bet , he loves all the animals including WEASELS . LOL don't be afraid of WEASELAS because they're so sensitive !!!1

Perfect! This really made my day.

Tuilip, first of all learn to spell if you want to be paid attention.

Remember 911!

yeah, Tuilip. If you really want to be taken seriously, you need to learn the following:

1. Two (2) spaces between sentences. This is a matter of personal style, but most people follow it.
2. No space before the period at the end of a sentence .
2a. No space before a comma.
3. Punctuation is not evil
3a. spealling existes for a reasun.
4. One (1) ? or ! suffices!!!!.
5. Grammar do exist.
6. Don't miss words - the rest us normal humans can't figure out what they are unless they're on the page.
7. Learn where not to use commas (this is, a matter, of personal style, but, fewer is, usually better.)
8. "u" is not equivalent to "you".
9. "r" is not equivalent to "are".

Ken Stein

Tulip, Tulip, Tulip. You are such a silly huperson.

Logic took a vacation in your cranium.

You forgot to use the terms, "children, senior citizens, working people, minorities and environment in your statement."

You need to brush up on the demp's playbook.

Come on Guys...give Tuilip a break. It can be tough to write in English when your first language is French.

thanks Robert.
For the others, learn a little civility.

Don`t be so quick to thank me Tuilip...don`t you recognize a sarcastic barb when you read one??

Hey tulip; are you from San Francisco? Jethus Chwistht, I bet you like bananas.

Actually, while I find Tulip's ideas silly, if not outright contemptible, critiques of Tulip should be confined to the ideas presented, not mere ridicule of the style. Since this is the internet and you cannot see or hear the speaker, perhaps you are belittling the English ability of someone for whom English is a 3rd or 4th language. I'm bilingual, and I sincerely hope that when I use Chinese to convince someone, I will be judged on my content and not on my regrettably imperfect grasp of a very difficult foreign language.

Attacks "ad hominem" are showing the lacking of good argumentation.

Tulip,
If you would kindly send me your lunch money every day I would not have to threaten you with a clinched fist of mass destruction in the playground at recess.