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January 18, 2003
Peace Rallies Call On Iraq to Disarm

(2003-01-18) -- Protestors gathering for anti-war demonstrations in several cities around the globe called on Saddam Hussein to disclose all weapons of mass destruction, disarm and to comply with all United Nations sanctions.

The peace protestors often chanted their demands, in the rhythm which became standard at such rallies decades ago. Here are some examples of what they chanted:

Saddam
Disarm
And we won't do you no harm.

Anthrax
and gas
Show Blix whatever you has

Disclose
Comply
Cause peace ain't made from a lie.

We won't
Attack
If there's no threat from Iraq

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This can't be true.

Not only aren't those people creative enough to come up with those chants, but they don't reflect their true intentions-- give aid and comfort to any autocrat willing to oppose Western civilization in general and the US in partiuclar.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 18, 2003 11:52 AM

Yah, go ahead and laugh. But we are serious. Chanting can bring peace. Chanting brought down the Vietnam war. Chanting stopped the war in Canada. What war in Canada? Well, we were so successful we stopped it.

All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Chant!

Posted by: John Lemon at January 20, 2003 05:07 PM

All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Chancre!

Posted by: Robert at January 21, 2003 03:31 PM

The Greater Canadian War or better known as The War for Upper Mexico. The overall casualities were light, with the bulk of the significant problems secondary to the illegal and wanton use of Agent White, by the US forces. Agent White was designed to melt all of the snow in Canada. The problem was that the only thing underneath all of the snow was more snow. If you have any doubts about Canada's continued aggression against the peace loving Americans, why do they let Celione Deion continue to sing and reproduce?

Danjo
The state controls our vitamin pills.
Beware Willma Flinstone chewable vitamins.

Posted by: Danjo at January 31, 2003 05:06 PM
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